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'''Naughty Nuns''' withhave [[Just for Pun|bad habits]].

If a nun is fetishized, expect her habit to be far shorter and tighter than anything you would see in a real convent. Additionally, most [[Nuns Are Mikos]] in [[Anime]]. Any [[Church Militant]] nun, by nature of not only being a nun but an [[Action Girl]], will tend to follow this trope. Because [[Action Girl|Action Girls]]s are always sexy.

* In the 1960s, there was [httphttps://web.archive.org/web/20210829033625/https://www.epson-kunstbetrieb.de/language/de/content/artists/aID/34/pID/122/prev/ an ad for the German soft drink]{{Dead link}} brand Afri Cola which implied this trope.

* Somewhat noted in ''[[Mahou Sensei Negima]]'' when Misora was forced to wear a miniskirted habit as a part of the class' "cafe". She prayed for the Lord's forgiveness. That said, she and Sister Shakti ''are'' kinda cute, and the skirts on their ''real'' habits are short enough as it is.

* Melpha from ''~[[Queen's Blade~]]''. It's hard to not see her as sexual, from her gigantic breasts to her "holy poses". In ''Rebellion'', there is Siggy. Instead of being ashamed when she does the poses, she does them willingly...shame that she burns people for practicing magic, or science.

* When Sato from ''[[Welcome to The NHK]]'' first meets Misaki and discovers she apparently has religious reasons for wanting to help him cure his [[Hikikomori]] ways, he has fantasies about her wearing a nun's habit while touching herself and moaning "No! I shouldn't! It's a sin!"

** Though this isn't explored further in the anime, the manga reveals that while her uncle and aunt are very religious Christians, she only goes along with them because they've been so kind to her; she holds no religious beliefs whatsoever.

* Most [[Nuns Are Mikos|nuns]] in ''[[ToA AruCertain Majutsu noMagical Index]]'' wear relatively reasonable habits, considering the ridiculousness of what they actually do, but one, Sister Agnese, upon her return is wearing a habit that is more [http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/2876/agnese1ep15.png holey] than [[A Worldwide Punomenon|holy]].

* In ''[[Fifty Two52]]'', Whisper A'Daire is priestess of the [[Religion of Evil|Religion Of Crime]] whom Renee actually ''calls'' a Naughty Nun. Unfortunately, neither the "naughty" or "nun" vibe really came across on the page, something that [[Greg Rucka]] felt was just lost in the translation from script to final product.

** She also {{spoiler|leaves the order to marry Hudson Hawk.}}

* Ken Russell's ''[[The Devils]]'' is full of [[Naughty Nuns]], led by Sister Jeanne, who has lurid sexual fantasies about Father Urbain Grandier, the film's male protagonist (including one in which she imagines him {{spoiler|coming down from the cross to couple with her}}. Unfortunately, this is part of a [[Sanity Slippage]], and ultimately results in some serious [[Squick]]. Depending on [[Executive Meddling|what cut of the film you're watching]], there's even more explicit naughtiness from Sister Jeanne's fellow nuns. It is [[Based on a True Story]].

* In the 1974 film ''Seijû gakuen'' aka ''School of the Holy Beast'', the 'convent' is run much like a school for wayward girls, including the typical girl-on-girl catfight. They seem to find themselves getting into and out of their habits with alarming frequency due to their constant showering and [[Les Yay|friendly experimentation]], though they do engage in more nun-like activities from time to time, such as praying, scrubbing floors and whipping newcomers with thorned roses to keep it spicy. Pinku Eiga and [[Naughty Nuns]] are a perfect match.

* While she's probably not taken any oaths, the papal agent in the French film ''[[Brotherhood of the Wolf]]'' masquerades as a prostitute.

* Castle Anthrax in ''[[Monty Python and Thethe Holy Grail]]'' is populated by 8-score blondes and brunettes between the ages of 17 and 19 and a half, in pseudo-nun habits, with a Grail-shaped beacon atop the castle.

{{quote| '''Dingo:''' And then, the ''oral sex''!}}

* Kate Upton in a "nun-kini" in the 2012 film version of ''[[The Three Stooges]]''. [https://web.archive.org/web/20130831061835/http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/slideshow/kate-upton-three-stooges-stars-on-set-3398177 See for yourself.]

* The novel ''[[Henry Esmond]]'' seems to allude to this trope via a subversion -- thesubversion—the title character is in the English army and they are raping and pillaging and he rescues a nun from the violence. The listeners of his account expect that she is young and pretty and that a romance might develop but is instead old and ugly.

* When the original ''[[Blackadder]]'' finds himself appointed as Archbishop of Canterbury, he finds that the 'sexual favours of nuns' are a major source of income for the Church, along with curses and pardons. Baldric mentions that many sales are to other nuns (and Edmund's surprise isn't that nuns offer sexual favours, but that "some people actually ''pay''"). He also has a secret passage to a nunnery in his bedchambers, which leads to an...[[Not What It Looks Like|interesting scene]] with two drunken would-be imitators of the knights who slew Thomas Becket.

* "Don't Tell Mama" -- one—one of the songs from ''[[Cabaret]]'' -- involves—involves Sally Bowles dressed as a nun and doing a strip tease.

{{quote| "Mama thinks I'm living in a convent,<br />

A secluded little convent,<br />

In the southern part of France.<br />

Mama doesn't even have an inkling,<br />

That I'm working in a nightclub,<br />

{{quote| "Crabalocker fishwife<br />

Pornographic priestess<br />

Boy, you've been a naughty girl<br />

* ''[[The Bob and Tom Show]]'' had a very humorous poem describing a nun, stuck on a broken-down bus with a bunch of kids on a church outing, strongly tempted to join a passing group of Hell's Angels.

{{quote| She whispered of her innocence - (a plea I must contest)<br />

While baptising helpless sinners with a missionary zest<br />

She will exorcise your demons - then exercise your thighs<br />

* [[QueensrycheQueensrÿche]]: Sister Mary in "Spreading The Disease".

{{quote| The impression of keen whips I'd wear as rubies,<br />

And strip myself to death, as to a bed<br />

That longing have been sick for, ere I'd yield<br />

* The Sisters of Battle in ''[[Warhammer 4000040,000]]'' are an entire army of [[In Space|space]] Nuns that alternate between dripping with assorted fetish appeal, and subverting the hell out of it, sometimes on the same units/models. Case in point: Sisters Repentia, who are depicted in the models as women in loincloths and half-corsets, with cloths over their heads and [[BFS|massive]] [[Chainsaw Good|chainsaw]] [[BFS|swords]] (and let's not get into the [[Whip It Good|Mistress who leads them]]). Compare with a picture of a Repentia in their codex, who is entirely naked, wearing only parchments that are pinned directly onto her flesh with spikes.

** And the [[Ciaphas Cain]] novel ''Cain's Last Stand'' now confirms said [[Naughty Nuns]] are [[Fetish Fuel|not required to be celibate.]] Cue the [[Squee]] from 40K fetish fans. (To clarify, he's talking about one of the more normal, power-armor-using, flamethrower-wielding ones. So, uh, ''somewhat'' more normal.)

* Prier from ''[[La Pucelle]]''. Actually lamphaded in one chapter, where another character tries to call her out on her outfit, only for Prier to retort that hers isn't much better. At this point, they both remember [[Dirty Old Man|who ''gave'' them their outfits...]]

* Natasha from ''[[Fire Emblem: theThe Sacred Stones|Fire Emblem 8]]'' is a subdued version of this trope. She is a cleric who dresses more like an Edwardian-era bride than a traditional nun.

{{quote| "And afterward, we'll pray!"}}

* Leliana from ''[[Dragon Age: Origins]]'' is a lay sister who's [[Gay Option|bisexual]] and a former [[MataSeductive HariSpy]], and admits to sometimes ogling her fellow Sisters.

{{quote| '''Eddie''': No, wait, I know this one. I'm supposed to think you're all sexy and stuff, but when you turn around, you'll be all demon-y. (Battle Nun turns around and is indeed demon-y) HA! Knew it! ...though you're still kind of hot in a kinky sort of way.}}

* ''[[DumnestorsDumnestor's Heroes]]'' has the end-all result of this trope (as well as a brilliant [[Lampshade Hanging]]): The adventuring party decides to rest overnight at a temple of Tythus, the river god. Cliche: Tythus's temples are staffed by virgin priestesses. Lampshade: Said virgin priestesses are [https://web.archive.org/web/20081123002114/http://www.moderntales.com/memberimages/dh_0202.gif forbidden by their faith] to wear clothes, but are otherwise [[Innocent Fanservice Girl|perfectly innocent priestesses]]. Subversion: The party is made up of a female human (who doesn't care), a male dwarf (who doesn't care), and a male elf-turned-human (who ''does'' care, and is freaked out by it). <ref>[[[Noodle Incident]] |This is apparently due to a tradition]] involving a sculptor creating 1 statue per major river, a horny river god animating them, and a 5th dimensional love triangle</ref> --— but the explanation [[The Un-Reveal|was cut off]].</ref> This is ''down'' from the original 100 or so virgin nudists that the god ''used'' to have.]]

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