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{{quote|"Can you imagine all of these URLs aren't taken? verynaughtynuns.com, slightlynaughtynuns.com, nunscoveredinbutter.com... There's a whole untapped nun-fetish market out there! We need to get in on this!"|'''Kathleen De Vere''', ''[[Loading Ready Run]]'', [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/28/Nuntastic Nuntastic]}}

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There is just something about nuns that [[Fetish Fuel|turns a lot of guys on.]] Maybe it's the [[Nuns Are Spooky|mystery]] of it all. After all, they wear the elaborate robes and [[Women's Mysteries|live in secret, away from men]]. Maybe it's the [[Forbidden Fruit]] factor: you cannot have them, so, ironically, they become more appealing.

If a nun is fetishized, expect her habit to be far shorter and tighter than anything you would see in a real convent. Additionally, most [[Nuns Are Mikos]] in [[Anime]]. Any [[Church Militant]] nun, by nature of not only being a nun but an [[Action Girl]], will tend to follow this trope. Because [[Action Girl~~|Action Girls~~]] are always sexy.

If a nun is fetishized, expect her habit to be far shorter and tighter than anything you would see in a real convent. Additionally, most [[Nuns Are Mikos]] in [[Anime]]. Any [[Church Militant]] nun, by nature of not only being a nun but an [[Action Girl]], will tend to follow this trope. Because [[Action Girl]]s are always sexy.

Christian nuns are by far the most common in fiction, but there are Buddhist, Taoist, and Hindu nuns too. This trope actually dates back to [[Older Than You Think|Middle Ages]], as the literature and songs of the time often paint convents as "houses of vice" because it was, after all, [[All Women Are Lustful|a building full of women]], making this one of the [[Older Than Print|oldest]] [[Porn Tropes]] in Western history.

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* Low-budget cult film ''[[Roller Blade]]'' features naked lesbian roller skating nuns.

* In the Pedro Almodóvar movie ''[[Dark Habits]]'', the nuns are naughty in a wide variety of ways; they're sadomasochistic lesbians, drug addicts (and pushers), writers of erotic novels, and various other sins.

* Ken Russell's ''[[The Devils]]'' is full of [[Naughty Nuns]], led by Sister Jeanne, who has lurid sexual fantasies about Father Urbain Grandier, the film's male protagonist (including one in which she imagines him {{spoiler|coming down from the cross to couple with her}}. Unfortunately, this is part of a [[Sanity Slippage]], and ultimately results in some serious [[Squick]]. Depending on [[Executive Meddling|what cut of the film you're watching]], there's even more explicit naughtiness from Sister Jeanne's fellow nuns. It is [[Based on a True Story]].

* Ken Russell's ''[[The Devils]]'' is full of Naughty Nuns, led by Sister Jeanne, who has lurid sexual fantasies about Father Urbain Grandier, the film's male protagonist (including one in which she imagines him {{spoiler|coming down from the cross to couple with her}}. Unfortunately, this is part of a [[Sanity Slippage]], and ultimately results in some serious [[Squick]]. Depending on [[Executive Meddling|what cut of the film you're watching]], there's even more explicit naughtiness from Sister Jeanne's fellow nuns. It is [[Based on a True Story]].

* In the 1974 film ''Seijû gakuen'' aka ''School of the Holy Beast'', the 'convent' is run much like a school for wayward girls, including the typical girl-on-girl catfight. They seem to find themselves getting into and out of their habits with alarming frequency due to their constant showering and [[Les Yay|friendly experimentation]], though they do engage in more nun-like activities from time to time, such as praying, scrubbing floors and whipping newcomers with thorned roses to keep it spicy. Pinku Eiga and [[Naughty Nuns]] are a perfect match.

* In the 1974 film ''Seijû gakuen'' aka ''School of the Holy Beast'', the 'convent' is run much like a school for wayward girls, including the typical girl-on-girl catfight. They seem to find themselves getting into and out of their habits with alarming frequency due to their constant showering and [[Les Yay|friendly experimentation]], though they do engage in more nun-like activities from time to time, such as praying, scrubbing floors and whipping newcomers with thorned roses to keep it spicy. Pinku Eiga and Naughty Nuns are a perfect match.

* While she's probably not taken any oaths, the papal agent in the French film ''[[Brotherhood of the Wolf]]'' masquerades as a prostitute.

* Castle Anthrax in ''[[Monty Python and the Holy Grail]]'' is populated by 8-score blondes and brunettes between the ages of 17 and 19 and a half, in pseudo-nun habits, with a Grail-shaped beacon atop the castle.

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== Literature ==

* [[Older Than Print]]: ''The [[Decameron]]'' has a couple of stories of unchaste nuns.

* The novel ''[[Henry Esmond]]'' seems to allude to this trope via a ~~subversion -- the~~ title character is in the English army and they are raping and pillaging and he rescues a nun from the violence. The listeners of his account expect that she is young and pretty and that a romance might develop but is instead old and ugly.

* The novel ''[[Henry Esmond]]'' seems to allude to this trope via a subversion—the title character is in the English army and they are raping and pillaging and he rescues a nun from the violence. The listeners of his account expect that she is young and pretty and that a romance might develop but is instead old and ugly.

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* The cover for the Monks' 1979 album ''Bad Habits'' shows a cigarette-smoking nun with habit hiked up to reveal garters and stockings.

* The music video for Billy Idol's cover of "L.A. Woman" features an attractive blonde woman dressing fetishistically as a nun. When Idol pursues her she doesn't keep the habit on for long.

* "Don't Tell Mama" ~~-- one~~ of the songs from ''[[Cabaret]]'' ~~-- involves~~ Sally Bowles dressed as a nun and doing a strip tease.

* "Don't Tell Mama"—one of the songs from ''[[Cabaret]]''—involves Sally Bowles dressed as a nun and doing a strip tease.

{{quote|"Mama thinks I'm living in a convent,

A secluded little convent,

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== Tabletop Games ==

* The Sisters of Battle in ''[[Warhammer 40000]]'' are an entire army of [[In Space|space]] Nuns that alternate between dripping with assorted fetish appeal, and subverting the hell out of it, sometimes on the same units/models. Case in point: Sisters Repentia, who are depicted in the models as women in loincloths and half-corsets, with cloths over their heads and [[BFS|massive]] [[Chainsaw Good|chainsaw]] [[BFS|swords]] (and let's not get into the [[Whip It Good|Mistress who leads them]]). Compare with a picture of a Repentia in their codex, who is entirely naked, wearing only parchments that are pinned directly onto her flesh with spikes.

** And the [[Ciaphas Cain]] novel ''Cain's Last Stand'' now confirms said [[Naughty Nuns]] are [[Fetish Fuel|not required to be celibate.]] Cue the [[Squee]] from 40K fetish fans. (To clarify, he's talking about one of the more normal, power-armor-using, flamethrower-wielding ones. So, uh, ''somewhat'' more normal.)

** And the [[Ciaphas Cain]] novel ''Cain's Last Stand'' now confirms said Naughty Nuns are [[Fetish Fuel|not required to be celibate.]] Cue the [[Squee]] from 40K fetish fans. (To clarify, he's talking about one of the more normal, power-armor-using, flamethrower-wielding ones. So, uh, ''somewhat'' more normal.)

** There happens to be quite a large body of fanfiction on the subject, actually...

*** The Sororitas [[Word of God|Codex]] states in no uncertain terms that the Sisters are all sworn to celibacy. Cain or whomever he got the idea from is evidently indulging in a bit of [[Unreliable Narrator|Unreliable Narration]].

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== Webcomics ==

* ''[[Dumnestors Heroes]]'' has the end-all result of this trope (as well as a brilliant [[Lampshade Hanging]]): The adventuring party decides to rest overnight at a temple of Tythus, the river god. Cliche: Tythus's temples are staffed by virgin priestesses. Lampshade: Said virgin priestesses are [http://www.moderntales.com/memberimages/dh_0202.gif forbidden by their faith] to wear clothes, but are otherwise [[Innocent Fanservice Girl|perfectly innocent priestesses]]. Subversion: The party is made up of a female human (who doesn't care), a male dwarf (who doesn't care), and a male elf-turned-human (who ''does'' care, and is freaked out by it). <ref>[[[Noodle Incident]] This is apparently due to a tradition involving a sculptor creating 1 statue per major river, a horny river god animating them, and a 5th dimensional love triangle</ref> ~~-- but~~ the explanation [[The Un-Reveal|was cut off]]. This is ''down'' from the original 100 or so virgin nudists that the god ''used'' to have.]]

* ''[[Dumnestors Heroes]]'' has the end-all result of this trope (as well as a brilliant [[Lampshade Hanging]]): The adventuring party decides to rest overnight at a temple of Tythus, the river god. Cliche: Tythus's temples are staffed by virgin priestesses. Lampshade: Said virgin priestesses are [http://www.moderntales.com/memberimages/dh_0202.gif forbidden by their faith] to wear clothes, but are otherwise [[Innocent Fanservice Girl|perfectly innocent priestesses]]. Subversion: The party is made up of a female human (who doesn't care), a male dwarf (who doesn't care), and a male elf-turned-human (who ''does'' care, and is freaked out by it).<ref>[[[Noodle Incident]] This is apparently due to a tradition involving a sculptor creating 1 statue per major river, a horny river god animating them, and a 5th dimensional love triangle</ref>—but the explanation [[The Un-Reveal|was cut off]]. This is ''down'' from the original 100 or so virgin nudists that the god ''used'' to have.]]

* At one point in ''[[Miss Dynamite]]'', Eva is captured and brainwashed by the Catholic Church in order to kill heathens. [http://www.missdynamite.com/comics/spgm/index.php?spgmGal=sister%20dynamite&spgmPic=6&spgmFilters=#pic She gets a sexy costume and a sword out of it.]

* The Little Sisters of Belial from ''[[Scary Go Round]]'' are basically a bunch of promiscuous punk chicks in nun habit. When Rachel takes them over and tries to use them in her revenge plot, they aren't too happy about it.