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In the World of Darkness, two hunters are discussing a new mission they have been given. One complains that it seems like a wild goose chase, to which the other replies "Yeah, well, you know what else they said was a wild goose chase? Finding Bigfoot. But where is he now? In federal prison because he never paid his taxes."
- From World Of Darkness: Skinchangers, the intro to "Spirit-Skinner":

"There's a tree in my basement."
"So?"
"It gives me magic powers."
"Yer nuts. Gimme another beer."

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-* In the campaign this troper is in, her team has just tried to contact the ghost of a old college friend (named Jacob) who died under strange circumstances through a seance and medium. Our Storyteller is [[Large Ham|a bit on the dramatic side.]] When we tried to get answers, [[Hilarity Ensues|this is what happened]]...
+* In the World of Darkness, two hunters are discussing a new mission they have been given. One complains that it seems like a wild goose chase, to which the other replies "Yeah, well, you know what else they said was a wild goose chase? Finding Bigfoot. But where is he now? In federal prison because he never paid his taxes."
-{{quote| Us: "What's this whole "left to right" thing about?" ([[Arc Words]] of our game)<br />
+** From ''[[New World of Darkness|World Of Darkness]]: Skinchangers'', the intro to "Spirit-Skinner":
-Jacob's Ghost : "Read your books left to right, except for manga." }}
+{{quote|"There's a tree in my basement."
-(After this, one of us promptly got angry and threatened to punch the ghost in a very sensitive place.)
+"So?"
+"It gives me magic powers."
-{{quote| Us: "We know you want us to do ''something'', but what is that ''something?''"<br />
-Jacob's Ghost : "Eat tacos." }}
+"Yer nuts. Gimme another beer." }}
-After asking about a guy who looked like him who appeared and died at his wake (which was held at a hotel) the ghost had this to say:
-{{quote| Jacob's Ghost : "It was my twin sister."<br />
-Us: "WTF?" }}
-When we had one last question for Jacob's ghost before he dissapeared, we had this to ask:
-{{quote| Us: "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"<br />
-Jacob's Ghost : "As many as it takes." }}
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+[[Category:New World of Darkness]]
 [[Category:Funny]]