You've been together for ten years and he's never laid one on ya? There's gentlemanly, and then there's just plain stupid.

Link: How about a kiss, for luck?

Zelda: You've got to be kidding.

Link: I guess that's worth a kiss, huh?

Zelda: Hah!
Try, try, try to arrange me / But there's no romance in my blood.
—Owen Pallett, "Furniture"