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== Sakura Kokoro ==
The main character. Her actions are decided by the players voting.
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* [[Cosmic Plaything]]: Throwing [[The Call|Call]] after Call at her, and preventing her from dyeing or hiding her hair.
* [[Crazy Prepared]]: She owns body armour and a pile of burn phones.
* [[Dark and Troubled Past]]: Partially [[Defied Trope|Defied]].
{{quote|''[[With Friends Like These...|My father offered]] to hire some abusive grandparents, [[Black Comedy|but I declined]].''}}
* [[Fourth Wall Observer]]: Only the [[No Inner Fourth Wall|inner]] one.
* [[Genre Savvy]]
* [[I Just Want to Be Normal]]: Drives the main [[Conflict]].
* [[Ironic Name]]: It's Japanese for "Cherry Blossom of the Heart."
** [[Lampshade Hanging|Lampshaded]]
{{quote|[Introducing Self]: ''"Kokoro Sakura, 3-C."''
''Newbie immediately starts snickering. "'Kokoro Sakura','' seriously?''"''}}
* [[Jerk with a Heart of Gold]]: she'll sacrifice anything (including other people) to avoid [[The Call]], but she's as nice as can be whenever she's not doing that.
* [[Missing Mom]]: [[Invoked Trope|Invoked]] by the Mom herself.
{{quote|''When I was six, my memory still developing, my mother left us in tears. [[Fourth Wall Observer|She said it would further my character development]].''}}
* [[The Munchkin]]
* [[Parental Abandonment]]: In addition to her mother's complete abandonment mentioned above, Sakura's father doesn't live with her anymore. [[Justified Trope|Justified]] since [[Crapsack World|he and she both know how dangerous a teenager is to be around in this world]].
* [[Pet the Dog]]: The Red Shirt Memorial web page.
{{quote|''The site login barely takes a few minutes; adding their names takes longer.''
{{spoiler|Hideaki}}
{{spoiler|Shou}}
{{spoiler|Katashi}}}}
* [[Player Character]]
* [[Properly Paranoid]]
* [[Sociopathic Hero]]
* [[Seen It All]]
* [[Utility Belt]]: Where she keeps her pepper spray and burn phone.
* [[You Gotta Have Blue Hair]]: It's pink. [[Lampshade Hanging|Lampshaded]] in that she ''hates'' it.

== Kumiko Vasilyevykh ==
Shows up on Day 1.
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* [[Childhood Friend]]
* [[Cool Scars]]: Over her good eye.
* [[Custom Uniform]]: She wears the jacket of the male uniform over the shirt of the female uniform, with suspiciously bulging pockets.
* [[Dual Wielding]]
* [[Eyepatch of Power]]
* [[Eyes Are Unbreakable]]: [[Zig-Zagging Trope|Averted for one eye and played straight for the other]].
* [[Forgotten Friend, New Foe]]: {{spoiler|At first}}. To be fair, it’s not her fault; it's just that Sakura's goal is to avoid getting roped in to whatever it is that's going on around her.
* [[Mysterious Transfer Student]]
* [[Overly Long Name]]: Kumiko Fujioka Leblanc Cartwright Vasilyevykh.
* [[Revolvers Are Just Better]]
* [[Too Many Belts]]
* [[Violence Is the Only Option]]: Her reaction to {{spoiler|being mugged}}? We're not sure, but it involves multiple explosions. [[Deconstructed Trope|Deconstructed]] in that {{spoiler|she [[Killed Off For Real|kills]] someone the audience genuinely cares about}}.

== Hayate Kurosawa ==
Leader of the Red Shirt Gang and a friend of Sakura's.
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* [[Face of a Thug]]: [[Exaggerated Trope|Exaggerated]]
{{quote|''His face terrifies yakuza, curdles milk and gets threatened with exorcisms every other Thursday. Crows flock in his wake; lunch money falls out of pockets as he goes past.''}}
* [[Fourth Wall Observer]]: Though, like Sakura, only the [[No Inner Fourth Wall|inner]] one.
* [[Gentle Giant]]
* [[Mauve Shirt]]
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