No Sex Allowed/Quotes

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Dear Dr. Breen, why has the Combine seen fit to suppress our reproductive cycle? Signed, a concerned citizen.

Professor Konrad: Perhaps this is a civilization that exists without sex.
Lt. Larry Turner: You call that civilization?

Professor Konrad: Frankly, no.

No sex allowed!
I don't want to be in your crowd!
No sex allowed!

And if you don't like it, get out of town!
—An original song by American Idol auditioner Milo Turk[1]