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A serious scene.
Suddenly, dancing hippos!
Let's just forget that.

Intense storyline
Lots of fist-clenching drama
...OOH! SINGING MONKEYS!

What am I watching?
The army was just routed.
Now they are singing.

Story's really nice.
I know what to expect now.
WHAT? Pickle swordfight?

Ryu and Ken fistfight,
Perform a Broadway number
And resume the match.

I'm sure there was Plot.
But here Jim dances with squids.
I don't even know . . .

Such a tragic tale;
Depth, emotion, and wit...
Next scene...dancing eels.

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 {{trope}}
-{{quote| A serious scene.<br />
+{{quote|A serious scene.
-Suddenly, dancing hippos!<br />
+Suddenly, dancing hippos!
 Let's just forget that. }}
-{{quote| Intense storyline<br />
+{{quote|Intense storyline
-Lots of fist-clenching drama<br />
+Lots of fist-clenching drama
 ...OOH! SINGING MONKEYS! }}
-{{quote| What am I watching?<br />
+{{quote|What am I watching?
-The army was just routed.<br />
+The army was just routed.
 Now they are singing. }}
-{{quote| Story's really nice.<br />
+{{quote|Story's really nice.
-I know what to expect now.<br />
+I know what to expect now.
 WHAT? Pickle swordfight? }}
-{{quote| [[Ryu and Ken]] fistfight,<br />
+{{quote|[[Ryu and Ken]] fistfight,
-Perform a Broadway number <br />
+Perform a Broadway number
 And resume the match. }}
-{{quote| I'm sure there was Plot.<br />
+{{quote|I'm sure there was Plot.
-But here Jim dances with squids.<br />
+But here Jim dances with squids.
 I don't even know . . . }}
-{{quote| Such a tragic tale;<br />
+{{quote|Such a tragic tale;
-Depth, emotion, and wit...<br />
+Depth, emotion, and wit...
 Next scene...dancing eels.  }}