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A serious scene.
Suddenly, dancing hippos!
Let's just forget that.

Intense storyline
Lots of fist-clenching drama
...OOH! SINGING MONKEYS!

What am I watching?
The army was just routed.
Now they are singing.

Story's really nice.
I know what to expect now.
WHAT? Pickle swordfight?

Ryu and Ken fistfight,
Perform a Broadway number
And resume the match.

I'm sure there was Plot.
But here Jim dances with squids.
I don't even know . . .

Such a tragic tale;
Depth, emotion, and wit...
Next scene...dancing eels.

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 {{trope}}
-{{quote|A serious scene.
+{{haiku|A serious scene.
 Suddenly, dancing hippos!
-Let's just forget that. }}
+Let's just forget that.
+}}
-{{quote|Intense storyline
+{{haiku|Intense storyline
 Lots of fist-clenching drama
-...OOH! SINGING MONKEYS! }}
+...OOH! SINGING MONKEYS!
+}}
-{{quote|What am I watching?
+{{haiku|What am I watching?
 The army was just routed.
-Now they are singing. }}
+Now they are singing.
+}}
-{{quote|Story's really nice.
+{{haiku|Story's really nice.
 I know what to expect now.
-WHAT? Pickle swordfight? }}
+WHAT? Pickle swordfight?
+}}
-{{quote|[[Ryu and Ken]] fistfight,
+{{haiku|[[Ryu and Ken]] fistfight,
 Perform a Broadway number
-And resume the match. }}
+And resume the match.
+}}
-{{quote|I'm sure there was Plot.
+{{haiku|I'm sure there was Plot.
 But here Jim dances with squids.
-I don't even know . . . }}
+I don't even know . . .
+}}
-{{quote|Such a tragic tale;
+{{haiku|Such a tragic tale;
 Depth, emotion, and wit...
-Next scene...dancing eels.  }}
+Next scene...dancing eels.
+}}
 {{reflist}}
-[[Category:Haiku Wiki]]
 [[Category:Big Lipped Alligator Moment]]
 [[Category:Haiku]]