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* [[Schmuck Bait]]: Kijŏng-dong. See description in ''Crapsaccharine World'' entry above.
* [[Schmuck Bait]]: Kijŏng-dong. See description in ''Crapsaccharine World'' entry above.
* [[Screw the Rules, I Have a Nuke]]: Oh, do they want to pull this.
* [[Screw the Rules, I Have a Nuke]]: Oh, do they want to pull this.
*** By early 2016 they finally managed to build a couple of nuclear bombs ''and'' successfully launch a long-range missile. They immediately began threatening ''everyone'' with nuclear carpet-bombing, ''including'' their so-called ally China.
** By early 2016 they finally managed to build a couple of nuclear bombs ''and'' successfully launch a long-range missile. They immediately began threatening ''everyone'' with nuclear carpet-bombing, ''including'' their so-called ally China.
* [[Sealed Army in a Can]]: Kinda. While it's not a tiny country on the level of Monaco or such, it has the world's 4th largest army, and has enough missiles and heavy artillery pointed at Seoul to wipe out the city in 30 seconds.
* [[Sealed Army in a Can]]: Kinda. While it's not a tiny country on the level of Monaco or such, it has the world's 4th largest army, and has enough missiles and heavy artillery pointed at Seoul to wipe out the city in 30 seconds.
** However, while the nation does spend a fourth of its GDP on its military, South Korea spends more on its military than the North's ''total'' GDP.
** However, while the nation does spend a fourth of its GDP on its military, South Korea spends more on its military than the North's ''total'' GDP.