North to Alaska/Awesome

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  • Sam calling out Lena Nordquist and all the other nutty wives at the Loggers Picnic.

Sam: I thought we were invited to a picnic, not an uprising of nutty wives with war paint! Which I am not interested in attending! So we bid you good-bye, and are sorry that you find us unfit to sit on your lousy grass.