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"Dont say that! Whenever someone says that right after surviving something dangerous, something totally random pops out and kills them!" —Elan, The Order of the Stick

"I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, This Cannot Be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)" —The Evil Overlord List, Rule 24

Black Knight: (After getting both his arms and one of his legs cut off] Right, I'll do you for that! King Arthur: You'll what? Black Knight: Come here! King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me? Black Knight: I'm invincible! King Arthur: ...You're a loony. —Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Yes! I am invincible!" —Boris Grishenko, Goldeneye, shortly before being showered with liquid nitrogen.

"He's cut! The Russian is cut!" —Rocky IV