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{{quote|"Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn't mean I'm ''not'' happy to see you..." |[[Deadpool]]}}
|[[Deadpool]]}}
 
Bob is a private detective. He's sitting in his office and waiting to meet his client, Alice. Bob has never met Alice in person before; he's only spoken to her on the phone. He has seen a picture of her before and, well, he ...likes what he sees. The door to his office opens and he [[Double Entendre|stands up]]. In walks Alice. Alice is extremely beautiful in a [[Gaussian Girl]] or [[Hello, Nurse!]] sort of way. Bob tries to [[Double Entendre|keep his excitement down]] at meeting this gorgeous woman and tries to remain all business. Alice, however, is all too aware of the sort of the effect she has on men. Noticing the look on Bob's face... and Bob's ''pants'', she offers a sweet, sultry smile, and says, ''"Why detective, is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"''
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{{quote|'''Herald:''' I am a herald, of course, I swear I am, and I come from Sparta about making peace.
'''Magistrate:''' But look, you are hiding a lance under your clothes, surely.|''[[Lysistrata]]'', [[Aristophanes]], 411 BC}}
|''[[Lysistrata]]'', [[Aristophanes]], 411 BC}}
 
See also [[Something Else Also Rises]], [[Double Entendre]], [[That's What She Said]].
 
{{examples}}
== Anime &and Manga ==
 
== Anime & Manga ==
* Inverted in the second volume of ''[[The Kindaichi Case Files]]'': Miyuki, wearing a low-cut [[She Cleans Up Nicely|dress]], crouches down in front of Kindaichi, giving him [[Fan Service|a good look at her cleavage]]. As she stands up, she notices his reaction and scolds him for keeping stuff in his suit pockets.
* After Sechs gets a male body in ''[[Gunnm|Battle Angel Alita: Last Order]]'', the team's Deckman servant greets him with this line.
* Done in the infamous ''[[Code Geass]]'' swimsuit Picture Drama. Cornelia's bodyguards Guilford and Darlton are standing watch as Cornelia and Euphemia try on swimsuits, with a lot of suggestive dialog. Immediately afterwards, we see Guilford looking down as he asks Darlton if that's really the best place to store his handgun (we later see that he's in a Speedo).
 
== Comic Books ==
 
== Comics ==
* A variation from ''[[Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?]]?''
{{quote|'''Hooker:''' I could break your heart for $50.
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** Played with again in an issue of a later volume after taking a [[Groin Attack]] which hurt Black Widow as well. See the Page Quote. Cue Black Widow trying to hold laughter in.
* An issue of DC Comics's series ''[[Young Justice (comics)|Young Justice]]'' featured Superboy, Robin and Impluse at a Halloween party. A cheerleader flirts with Robin asking if he has a Batarang in his pocket, or if he's just happy to see her. He responses "Um, I'm [[Love You and Everybody|happy to see everyone here]]..."
* In ''[[Top Ten|Top 10]]'', after getting knocked into Dust Devil, Jackie Phantom says "That had better be a derringer in your pocket," to which Dust Devil replies, looking insulted, "Derringer?"
* In ''[[Earth X|Universe X]]'', Venom (Mayday Parker) and dad [[Spider-Man|Spidey]] are out of the fight with a gigantic Absorbing Man due to being hopelessly outclassed (he's taken on the attributes of ''Manhattan itself'' and is taller than the city skyline), so Spidey coaches her on one-liners "to make everyone think we have a plan". She finishes up with "Is that the Chrysler Building in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Everyone glares at them for making light of the catastrophe, and Peter responds with "Damn. We're in ''that'' much trouble?"
* From the ''[[Angel and the Ape]]'' 1991 miniseries:
 
{{quote|'''Angel:''' You ''are'' happy to see me!
'''Sam:''' Actually... ''(pulls a banana out of his pocket)''}}
 
== Fan Works ==
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'''L''' (thinking): No, I'm not. That's just the gun in my pocket. }}
 
== FilmsFilm ==
 
* ''[[ItsIt's Pat]]'': When asked if Pat has a banana in a pocket Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?, Pat simply whips out a banana and says "I, uh, have a banana in my pocket."
== Films ==
* ''[[Its Pat]]'': When asked if Pat has a banana in a pocket Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?, Pat simply whips out a banana and says "I, uh, have a banana in my pocket."
* ''[[Who Framed Roger Rabbit?]]'': "Is that a rabbit in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" Rabbit, natch.
** It should be noted that the rabbit is very obvious and her voice makes it abundantly clear it's sarcasm. Eddie immediately ask her to "cut the comedy".
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== Literature ==
* ''[[Discworld]]'' has the old Troll pickup line, mentioned in ''[[Discworld/Moving Pictures|Moving Pictures]]'', "Is that the legendary Sceptre of Magma who was King of the Mountain, Smiter of Thousands, Yea, Even Tens of Thousands, Ruler of the Golden River, Master of the Bridges, Delver in Dark Places, Crusher of Many Enemies *takes a breath* in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
* ''[[Dragaera]]'': Cawti, visiting [[Dragaera|Vlad Taltos]] in his bedroom, noticed a bulge in the blanket and asked, "Is that a knife in your hand, or are you happy to see me?" Vlad answered truthfully, "Both."
* ''[[Dresden Files]]'': In a moment that's a beautiful microcosm of the series of as a whole, Elaine, [[Dresden Files|Harry's]] former girlfriend that he spent most of his life thinking he'd killed, returns suddenly with a "Hello Harry, is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" Magic, noir mystery, Harry being a nerd, and Jim Butcher's fantastic sense of humor, all in one line.
 
== Live -Action TV ==
 
== Live Action TV ==
* A subversion from ''[[Scrubs]]''
{{quote|'''Gift Shop Girl:''' Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket, or are you just having a really good time?
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* ''[[Lois and Clark]]'': At the two-part finale of Season 1, [[Lex Luthor]] bought Kryptonite from a dealer who tried to kill him to get the money and keep the Kryptonite. After the dealer and Lex's hired double killed each other, Luthor reclaimed the Kryptonite and searched the dealer's pockets for the Kryptonite, asking if there was Kryptonite inside them or if he was happy to see Luthor.
* Subverted in ''[[Golden Girls]]'': [[Lovable Sex Maniac|Blanche Devereaux]] asks one of the men at the local bar this. Turns out he really ''is'' carrying a gun in his pocket.
 
 
== Music ==
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{{quote|Be careful what you wish for, you get what you see
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? }}
 
 
== Theatre ==
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'''Eddie''': Why, it's... [pulls out gun] A gun!
'''Richie''': My, it is a whopper, isn't i- ''FUCKING HELL EDDDIE THAT'S A GUN!'' }}
 
 
== Video Games ==
* Used in ''[[Monkey Island]]'': "Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see us?" The hero had just stolen a banana from these guys. They weren't pleased.
** Also in the [[PlayStationPlay Station 3]] version of ''[[Tales of Monkey Island]]'', one of the bronze trophies obtained in Chapter 1 (when Guybrush sees the effects of the Pox of LeChuck on the inhabitants) is labeled, "Is That a Pox on Your Face, or Are You Just Angry to See Me?"
* Both ''[[Civilization]] 3'' and ''4'' give us this line from Catherine the Great, parodying the usual depictions of her as a sex-hungry slut:
{{quote|"Is that a treaty in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"}}
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{{quote|"Is that Mjollnir in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"}}
 
== Web Comics ==
 
== Webcomics ==
* [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20051026 Referenced] in ''[[Girl Genius]]'', when a still-rather-innocent Agatha portrays a [[Femme Fatale|her mother]] in a play, having practiced her lines out of context: "--and when I asked him if that was a ''wrench'' in his pocket--"
** The play in question being "''[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20051017 The Socket Wench of Prague]''" and is [[Take Our Word for It|well-known for being risqué]]—the circus wanted to leave town quickly, and suggested using it to get thrown out, until they found that the prince wanted to see that specific play. [[Hotter and Sexier|"PS: Tart it up."]]
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* In ''[[Questionable Content]]'', during the early days of [[Will They or Won't They?]] between Marten and Faye, she gives him a [[Just Friends|purely platonic]] hug, and then comments "I'm just going to pretend that a roll of quarters in your pocket is what I feel poking into my hip."
* In [http://eecomics.net/EEArchives/?strip_id=259 this strip] of ''[[Emergency Exit]]'', Saya asks [[Chaste Hero|Eddie]] while drunk, "Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Eddie then pulls out a banana.
** [http://eecomics.net/EEArchives/?strip_id=305 So Saya... you ate Eddie's banana?]
* ''[[And Shine Heaven Now]]'' has the Spirit of the Scarlet [http://hellsing.comicgenesis.com/d/20090902.html asking Pip] if that's a gun in his pocket or if he's happy to see her. He produces the gun in question... but then Scarlet has to ask if he has ''two'' in there.
* Played with in [http://www.explosm.net/comics/1911/ this] ''[[Cyanide and& Happiness]]'' comic.
** Another has "It's a gun. And I hate seeing you." Followed by the man making a thrusting motion, and the gun shooting the questioner.
* ''[[Sinfest]]'' did it with [https://web.archive.org/web/20131123001524/http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=3204 Blue vs. Criminy] (it obviously ''is'' a telescope and the line [[Literal-Minded|backfired]]) and [httphttps://wwwweb.archive.org/web/20140209181815/http://sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=1132 Monique vs. Slick].
* ''[[Luke Surl]]'' had a [http://www.lukesurl.com/archives/3266 WACOM stylus] in the pocket. Or not.
* ''[[What's New with Phil and Dixie]]'', when they finally got their "[[Running Gag|Sex and D&D" themed issue]]. This specific gag was [https://web.archive.org/web/20150428205819/http://www.airshipentertainment.com/growfcomic.php?date=20080601 about orcs]...
* ''[[Comic Who]]'' does this with Jack and the Doctor. They hug, and Jack asks if the Doctor had a banana in his pocket, or was just happy to see him. [http://comic-who.blogspot.com/2012/01/banana-in-pocket.html Jack's disappointed.]
* Butch of ''[[Chopping Block]]'' [http://choppingblock.keenspot.com/d/20010917.html has declared it to be both].
* In ''[[The Noob]]'' the corny line was thrown at Ohforf by Cyborella the Elven Queen. It was [http://www.thenoobcomic.com/index.php?pos=161 a bottle of ketchup]. Earlier she (back then "Cathy") [http://www.thenoobcomic.com/index.php?pos=168 played this] with Drakoola (back then "Heathcliff"), but [[Munchkin|there was a little problem]].
* ''Snafu'' got [http://snafu-comics.com/swmcomic/clank/ this one]:
{{quote|'''Samus''': Is your waste management ''unit'' malfunctioning, or are you just ''happy'' to see me? }}
 
== Web Original ==
* In '''[[Yu -Gi -Oh GX the Abridged Series]]''' resident [[DitzyDumb BlondBlonde]] Alexis manages to butcher this tropeline horribly.
{{quote|'''Alexis''': Is that an erection in your pocket or are you just a tennis ball?'''}}
 
 
== Western Animation ==
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* [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Comes up]] occasionally in [[Archer]].
* From ''[[The Venture Brothers]]'':
{{quote|'''Shore Leave''': This isn't my gun; it's an indication of how excited I am to be doing this. ''[[Click. "Hello."|This]]'' is my gun.}}
 
 
== Real Life ==
* Though it was re-used later in ''[[She Done Him Wrong]]'' and later stillinstill in ''Sextette'', [[Mae West]] originally used this line in a LA train station upon her return from Chicago, to a police officer assigned to escort her home.
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20150826011559/http://www.komonews.com/news/45715787.html This Clerk] actually manages to use the line on an armed robber(who actually DID have a pistol in his pocket), before calling him a dumbass!
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAepItFDXc4 That's my penis].
* [[Invoked]] a [http://notalwaysright.com/moms-gotta-love-em/1300 couple] [http://notalwaysright.com/is-that-a-pinot-noir-in-your-pocket/1605 times] on [[(The Customer is) Not Always Right]].
 
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