Osmosis Jones/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • "Mr. Mayor, what do you have to say to all the hair cells recently laid off from the scalp?" "There'll be plenty of new jobs for everyone on the back."
  • From the same scene as above, "Mr. Mayor, Mr. Mayor! Do you have a plan to deal with the fat cell housing shortage?" "I'd like to announce we are beginning construction on a, haha, third chin."
  • Leah running into Thrax in the hallway. "HAI BABEH!"