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The stock piece of dialogue that fits this trope goes something like:
The stock piece of dialogue that fits this trope goes something like:
{{quote| '''Alice''': You're the best janitor around here.<br />
{{quote|'''Alice''': You're the best janitor around here.
'''Bob''': But I'm the ''only'' janitor around here }}
'''Bob''': But I'm the ''only'' janitor around here }}


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* The DVD cover of ''[[Happy Gilmore]]'' has a quote referring to it as "the best golf comedy since ''[[Caddyshack]]''!" So that means it's better than ''Caddyshack II'', I suppose.
* The DVD cover of ''[[Happy Gilmore]]'' has a quote referring to it as "the best golf comedy since ''[[Caddyshack]]''!" So that means it's better than ''Caddyshack II'', I suppose.
* In ''[[Mr Baseball]]'', [[Tom Selleck]]'s baseball has-been, Jack Eliot, resorts to one of these to try to avoid being traded.
* In ''[[Mr Baseball]]'', [[Tom Selleck]]'s baseball has-been, Jack Eliot, resorts to one of these to try to avoid being traded.
{{quote| '''Jack Eliot:''' I'm a World Series MVP!<br />
{{quote|'''Jack Eliot:''' I'm a World Series MVP!
'''Skip:''' That was four years ago, Jack. Last season, you hit .235.<br />
'''Skip:''' That was four years ago, Jack. Last season, you hit .235.
'''Jack Eliot:''' ''Last season'', I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August! }}
'''Jack Eliot:''' ''Last season'', I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August! }}
* "[Not-very-good movie] is the ''[[Citizen Kane]]'' of [tiny or inherently bad genre]" has [http://www.magnetcat.com/2009/05/citizen-kane-of-blog-posts.html become] something of a snowclone.
* "[Not-very-good movie] is the ''[[Citizen Kane]]'' of [tiny or inherently bad genre]" has [http://www.magnetcat.com/2009/05/citizen-kane-of-blog-posts.html become] something of a snowclone.
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** There's a Netflix user review of ''[[Lifeforce]]'' that calls it "by default, the ''Citizen Kane'' of naked space zombie vampire movies".
** There's a Netflix user review of ''[[Lifeforce]]'' that calls it "by default, the ''Citizen Kane'' of naked space zombie vampire movies".
* In ''[[Brokeback Mountain]]'', Jack's wife Lureen makes the following comment:
* In ''[[Brokeback Mountain]]'', Jack's wife Lureen makes the following comment:
{{quote| '''Lureen:''' You're the best combine salesman we got. [[Lampshade Hanging|You're the ONLY combine salesman, in fact...]]}}
{{quote|'''Lureen:''' You're the best combine salesman we got. [[Lampshade Hanging|You're the ONLY combine salesman, in fact...]]}}
* The Norwegian nazi-zombie movie ''[[Dead Snow]]'' has been called "The best Norwegian nazi-zombie movie ever made".
* The Norwegian nazi-zombie movie ''[[Dead Snow]]'' has been called "The best Norwegian nazi-zombie movie ever made".
* The tagline of ''[[Ace Ventura|Ace Ventura: Pet Detective]]'' is "He's the best there is! [[Lampshade Hanging|(Actually, he's the only one there is.)]]".
* The tagline of ''[[Ace Ventura|Ace Ventura: Pet Detective]]'' is "He's the best there is! [[Lampshade Hanging|(Actually, he's the only one there is.)]]".
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* ''[[A Series of Unfortunate Events]]'' has Esmé Squalor, the city's sixth most important financial advisor.
* ''[[A Series of Unfortunate Events]]'' has Esmé Squalor, the city's sixth most important financial advisor.
* From one of two reviews of the novel [http://www.amazon.com/KKXG-GIGANTOSAURUS-Adventures-Yuriko-Greatest/dp/1449904416/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1308494349&sr=8-1 KKXG: KING KONG VS GIGANTOSAURUS]-
* From one of two reviews of the novel [http://www.amazon.com/KKXG-GIGANTOSAURUS-Adventures-Yuriko-Greatest/dp/1449904416/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1308494349&sr=8-1 KKXG: KING KONG VS GIGANTOSAURUS]-
{{quote| Anyone who'd like a good, suspenseful adventure novel about a giant lizard and a big gorilla who fight at the end will get enjoyment from it.}}
{{quote|Anyone who'd like a good, suspenseful adventure novel about a giant lizard and a big gorilla who fight at the end will get enjoyment from it.}}
* As [[Ephraim Kishon]] wrote, because a state Israel didn't exist for 2000 years, they had for some time the first anything in Israel for 2000 years. The first driving school, the first broom factory, and he himself wrote the first collection of humorist short stories for 2000 years.
* As [[Ephraim Kishon]] wrote, because a state Israel didn't exist for 2000 years, they had for some time the first anything in Israel for 2000 years. The first driving school, the first broom factory, and he himself wrote the first collection of humorist short stories for 2000 years.
* From [[P. G. Wodehouse|PG Wodehouse]]'s first ''[[Jeeves and Wooster (novel)|Jeeves and Wooster]]'' story, "Extricating Young Gussie":
* From [[P. G. Wodehouse|PG Wodehouse]]'s first ''[[Jeeves and Wooster (novel)|Jeeves and Wooster]]'' story, "Extricating Young Gussie":
{{quote| ''Take him for all in all, dear old Uncle Cuthbert was as willing a spender as ever called the family lawyer a bloodsucking vampire because he wouldn't let Uncle Cuthbert cut down the timber to raise another thousand.''}}
{{quote|''Take him for all in all, dear old Uncle Cuthbert was as willing a spender as ever called the family lawyer a bloodsucking vampire because he wouldn't let Uncle Cuthbert cut down the timber to raise another thousand.''}}




== Live Action TV ==
== Live Action TV ==
* In ''[[Brothers and Sisters]]'', the following exchange happens:
* In ''[[Brothers and Sisters]]'', the following exchange happens:
{{quote| '''Saul''': Why are you so obsessed with my social life?<br />
{{quote|'''Saul''': Why are you so obsessed with my social life?
'''Nora''': Not obsessed. You're my favorite brother.<br />
'''Nora''': Not obsessed. You're my favorite brother.
'''Saul''': Only brother.<br />
'''Saul''': Only brother.
'''Nora''': In this family, you never know. }}
'''Nora''': In this family, you never know. }}
* ''[[Home Improvement]]'' during a special episode of ''Tool Time'', Tim thanked the audience for making it "Michigan's fourth-highest-rated cable tool show".
* ''[[Home Improvement]]'' during a special episode of ''Tool Time'', Tim thanked the audience for making it "Michigan's fourth-highest-rated cable tool show".
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* On ''[[Scrubs]]'':
* On ''[[Scrubs]]'':
** The Janitor tries this and fails.
** The Janitor tries this and fails.
{{quote| '''Janitor''': We're the best hospital employee a capella band around.<br />
{{quote|'''Janitor''': We're the best hospital employee a capella band around.
'''The Worthless Peons''': Oh really? }}
'''The Worthless Peons''': Oh really? }}
** Ted unintentionally does this when he's talking to Gooch:
** Ted unintentionally does this when he's talking to Gooch:
{{quote| I mean you're the most beautiful, perfect ukulele player I've ever seen! I know that's not saying much because they're usually fat Hawaiians...}}
{{quote|I mean you're the most beautiful, perfect ukulele player I've ever seen! I know that's not saying much because they're usually fat Hawaiians...}}
* [[I'm Alan Partridge|Alan Partridge]] frequently boasts of hosting "the fourth-highest-rated show on Radio Norwich"
* [[I'm Alan Partridge|Alan Partridge]] frequently boasts of hosting "the fourth-highest-rated show on Radio Norwich"
* Perhaps lampshading the station's creaky financial status, one of ''[[WKRP in Cincinnati]]'''s more prominent advertisers is recognizable by their spots' catchy slogan, "Red Wigglers: the Cadillac of Worms."
* Perhaps lampshading the station's creaky financial status, one of ''[[WKRP in Cincinnati]]'''s more prominent advertisers is recognizable by their spots' catchy slogan, "Red Wigglers: the Cadillac of Worms."
* ''[[The Office]]'':
* ''[[The Office]]'':
{{quote| '''Jim''': Dwight was the top salesman of the year at our company. He wins a little prize money and gets honored at some convention. It is literally the highest possible honor that a northeastern-Pennsylvania-based mid-size paper company regional salesman can attain.}}
{{quote|'''Jim''': Dwight was the top salesman of the year at our company. He wins a little prize money and gets honored at some convention. It is literally the highest possible honor that a northeastern-Pennsylvania-based mid-size paper company regional salesman can attain.}}
* ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]'':
* ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]'':
{{quote| '''Kendra''': That's me favorite shirt! That's me only shirt!}}
{{quote|'''Kendra''': That's me favorite shirt! That's me only shirt!}}
* ''[[The Mighty Boosh]]'''s Howard Moon is Britain's leading cream poet.
* ''[[The Mighty Boosh]]'''s Howard Moon is Britain's leading cream poet.
** This trope is also a running gag in the audio commentary. "This is one of the top five dwarf-based arctic sick jokes" and "He's one of the great London tent-shakers."
** This trope is also a running gag in the audio commentary. "This is one of the top five dwarf-based arctic sick jokes" and "He's one of the great London tent-shakers."
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* In the "I Don't Know" segments of [[The Red Green Show]], Harold will often introduce the guest as his uncle's "best friend in the whole wide room."
* In the "I Don't Know" segments of [[The Red Green Show]], Harold will often introduce the guest as his uncle's "best friend in the whole wide room."
* From ''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]'':
* From ''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]'':
{{quote| '''News Announcer''': It's been a quiet day over most of the country, as people went back to work after the warmest July weekend in nearly a year.}}
{{quote|'''News Announcer''': It's been a quiet day over most of the country, as people went back to work after the warmest July weekend in nearly a year.}}
* In one episode of ''[[Due South]]'', Ray Kowalski claims that his current boxing protégé is the best fighter he's ever trained. Francesca forces him to admit that he's the only fighter he's ever trained.
* In one episode of ''[[Due South]]'', Ray Kowalski claims that his current boxing protégé is the best fighter he's ever trained. Francesca forces him to admit that he's the only fighter he's ever trained.
* [[Television Without Pity]] does this occasionally.
* [[Television Without Pity]] does this occasionally.
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** They also described ''[[Top Chef]]: Just Desserts'' as "everyone's favourite competitive pastry reality show".
** They also described ''[[Top Chef]]: Just Desserts'' as "everyone's favourite competitive pastry reality show".
* From ''[[Have I Got News for You]]'':
* From ''[[Have I Got News for You]]'':
{{quote| '''[[Brian Blessed|BRIAN]] [[Large Ham|BLESSED]]''': This is [[Gordon Brown]]'s worst week in politics since last week.}}
{{quote|'''[[Brian Blessed|BRIAN]] [[Large Ham|BLESSED]]''': This is [[Gordon Brown]]'s worst week in politics since last week.}}
* In the first 2010 episode of the ''[[Ellen DeGeneres]] Show'', Ellen proclaims to her audience, "you are the best audience of the year", and adds "no, you are the best audience of the DECADE!" The audience starts off laughing at the joke, and then cheers for themselves.
* In the first 2010 episode of the ''[[Ellen DeGeneres]] Show'', Ellen proclaims to her audience, "you are the best audience of the year", and adds "no, you are the best audience of the DECADE!" The audience starts off laughing at the joke, and then cheers for themselves.
* There was a History Channel documentary on the Black Plague where one analyst referred to it as "Surely one of the most important events in European history where over fifty percent of the population died in such a short time." (Yeah, there's probably supposed to be a comma after history...)
* There was a History Channel documentary on the Black Plague where one analyst referred to it as "Surely one of the most important events in European history where over fifty percent of the population died in such a short time." (Yeah, there's probably supposed to be a comma after history...)
* On ''[[M*A*S*H]]'':
* On ''[[M*A*S*H]]'':
** In the 11th-season episode "Who Knew?":
** In the 11th-season episode "Who Knew?":
{{quote| '''Col. Potter''': The best damn cartoon strip in the world is 'Li'l Abner.'<br />
{{quote|'''Col. Potter''': The best damn cartoon strip in the world is 'Li'l Abner.'
'''Charles Emerson Winchester, III''': That is roughly comparable to being the finest ballerina in all of Galveston. }}
'''Charles Emerson Winchester, III''': That is roughly comparable to being the finest ballerina in all of Galveston. }}
** In the 9th-season episode "The Best of Enemies":
** In the 9th-season episode "The Best of Enemies":
{{quote| '''Col. Potter''': We're the best mixed-doubles bridge team in the entire Show-Me State.<br />
{{quote|'''Col. Potter''': We're the best mixed-doubles bridge team in the entire Show-Me State.
'''Charles Emerson Winchester, III''': That is roughly the equivalent of being the finest hockey player in all of Ecuador. }}
'''Charles Emerson Winchester, III''': That is roughly the equivalent of being the finest hockey player in all of Ecuador. }}
* ''[[iCarly]]'': The ''iCarly Awards Show'' episode includes awards for things like, "The Most Interesting and Yet Frightening Tongue Video" and "Best Milk Squirting from Eye Video"
* ''[[iCarly]]'': The ''iCarly Awards Show'' episode includes awards for things like, "The Most Interesting and Yet Frightening Tongue Video" and "Best Milk Squirting from Eye Video"
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* When [[Flight of the Conchords]] are performing for an audience that's unfamiliar with them, they'll usually bill themselves as some variation of "formerly New Zealand's fourth most popular guitar-based digi-bongo acapella-rap-funk-comedy folk duo". The third most popular is a Flight of the Conchords cover band. They play all the same songs, but they're just slightly better.
* When [[Flight of the Conchords]] are performing for an audience that's unfamiliar with them, they'll usually bill themselves as some variation of "formerly New Zealand's fourth most popular guitar-based digi-bongo acapella-rap-funk-comedy folk duo". The third most popular is a Flight of the Conchords cover band. They play all the same songs, but they're just slightly better.
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84EoBQfdrb0 "The Most Beautiful Girl (in the room)"] is this trope from beginning to end.
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84EoBQfdrb0 "The Most Beautiful Girl (in the room)"] is this trope from beginning to end.
{{quote| ''"And when you're on the street, depending on the street, I bet you are definitely in the top three..."''}}
{{quote|''"And when you're on the street, depending on the street, I bet you are definitely in the top three..."''}}
* Asthmatic Kitty's press release for [[Sufjan Stevens]]' 2006 release ''Songs For Christmas'':
* Asthmatic Kitty's press release for [[Sufjan Stevens]]' 2006 release ''Songs For Christmas'':
{{quote| ''"Wow! It's the stocking stuffer of the century! Which isn't saying much, considering the century is still so young!"''}}
{{quote|''"Wow! It's the stocking stuffer of the century! Which isn't saying much, considering the century is still so young!"''}}
* Sammy Davis Jr used to describe himself as "the world's greatest one-eyed, black, Jewish entertainer".
* Sammy Davis Jr used to describe himself as "the world's greatest one-eyed, black, Jewish entertainer".
* In one memorable TV interview, [[Jimi Hendrix]] responded to being called "one of the best guitarists in the world" by saying he was "one of the best guitarists sitting in this chair."
* In one memorable TV interview, [[Jimi Hendrix]] responded to being called "one of the best guitarists in the world" by saying he was "one of the best guitarists sitting in this chair."
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* The introduction to The Blanks' live show includes referring to the band as something along the lines of "The best a cappella group ever to sing in the halls of a [[Scrubs|fictional hospital]]".
* The introduction to The Blanks' live show includes referring to the band as something along the lines of "The best a cappella group ever to sing in the halls of a [[Scrubs|fictional hospital]]".
* [[Alice in Chains]]' MTV Unplugged concert has this exchange between Layne and Jerry:
* [[Alice in Chains]]' MTV Unplugged concert has this exchange between Layne and Jerry:
{{quote| '''Layne''': I would have to say that this is the best show we've done in 3 years.<br />
{{quote|'''Layne''': I would have to say that this is the best show we've done in 3 years.
'''Jerry''': Layne, it's the only one we've done in 3 years.<br />
'''Jerry''': Layne, it's the only one we've done in 3 years.
'''Layne''': Well, it's still the best. }}
'''Layne''': Well, it's still the best. }}
* Inverted in a [[John Lennon]] quip, who, when asked if Ringo was the best drummer in the world, replied, "He's not even the best drummer in ''[[The Beatles (band)|The Beatles]]!"
* Inverted in a [[John Lennon]] quip, who, when asked if Ringo was the best drummer in the world, replied, "He's not even the best drummer in ''[[The Beatles (band)|The Beatles]]!"
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* In ''[[1776]]'' : Martha Jefferson, upon meeting Adams and Franklin, says that she is honored to meet "The two greatest men in America." Franklin replies, "Certainly the two greatest in earshot."
* In ''[[1776]]'' : Martha Jefferson, upon meeting Adams and Franklin, says that she is honored to meet "The two greatest men in America." Franklin replies, "Certainly the two greatest in earshot."
* After the "wall" has finished his speech in ''[[A Midsummer Night's Dream|A Midsummer Nights Dream]]'':
* After the "wall" has finished his speech in ''[[A Midsummer Night's Dream|A Midsummer Nights Dream]]'':
{{quote| '''Demetrius:''' It is the wittiest partition that ever I heard discourse, my lord.}}
{{quote|'''Demetrius:''' It is the wittiest partition that ever I heard discourse, my lord.}}
** In several places on [[TV Tropes (Wiki)|This Very Wiki]], we refer to the line "[[Exit, Pursued by a Bear]]" as "the most famous piece of stage direction ever".
** In several places on [[TV Tropes (Wiki)|This Very Wiki]], we refer to the line "[[Exit, Pursued by a Bear]]" as "the most famous piece of stage direction ever".


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* ''[[Axe Cop]]'' is (in a parody-fashion) sometimes referred to as ''"The best web-comic written by a 6-year old and his 29-year old brother"''. It's a really good comic.
* ''[[Axe Cop]]'' is (in a parody-fashion) sometimes referred to as ''"The best web-comic written by a 6-year old and his 29-year old brother"''. It's a really good comic.
* Zip in ''[[DDG]]'' is told:
* Zip in ''[[DDG]]'' is told:
{{quote| '''Matrisse''': [http://www.sincomics.com/phpAlbum/main.php?cmd{{=}}imageview&var1{{=}}DDG%2FPages+100%2B%2FDDG117.jpg&var2{{=}}2 You're the nicest dead transvestite not good enough to move past the afterlife].}}
{{quote|'''Matrisse''': [http://www.sincomics.com/phpAlbum/main.php?cmd{{=}}imageview&var1{{=}}DDG%2FPages+100%2B%2FDDG117.jpg&var2{{=}}2 You're the nicest dead transvestite not good enough to move past the afterlife].}}
* [[Nukees]] won the Spleen award (best comic named Nukees).
* [[Nukees]] won the Spleen award (best comic named Nukees).
* ''[[Touhou Nekokayou]]'': "You are the guiltiest {{color|#ff0000|HELL-RAVEN}} with the power of a {{color|#ff0000|CROW}} with the power of {{color|#ff0000|THE SUN}} in the entire {{color|#ff0000|UNDERGROUND}}!"
* ''[[Touhou Nekokayou]]'': "You are the guiltiest {{color|#ff0000|HELL-RAVEN}} with the power of a {{color|#ff0000|CROW}} with the power of {{color|#ff0000|THE SUN}} in the entire {{color|#ff0000|UNDERGROUND}}!"
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* ''[[Shortpacked]]'': ''[[The Avengers (film)|The Avengers]]'': [http://www.shortpacked.com/2012/comic/book-14/01-deady-dearest/avengers/ the best movie Jesus Christ has ever seen.]<ref> (Out of a sample size of ''[[The Avengers (film)|The Avengers]]'', ''[[Short Circuit]]'' and ''[[Short Circuit]] 2'').</ref>
* ''[[Shortpacked]]'': ''[[The Avengers (film)|The Avengers]]'': [http://www.shortpacked.com/2012/comic/book-14/01-deady-dearest/avengers/ the best movie Jesus Christ has ever seen.]<ref> (Out of a sample size of ''[[The Avengers (film)|The Avengers]]'', ''[[Short Circuit]]'' and ''[[Short Circuit]] 2'').</ref>
* As ''[[Wondermark]]'' blogged about ''[[Cathy]]'' being called "the first widely syndicated humor strip by a female cartoonist" --
* As ''[[Wondermark]]'' blogged about ''[[Cathy]]'' being called "the first widely syndicated humor strip by a female cartoonist" --
{{quote| ...being the ''first'' at something is a powerful branding tool, and with enough qualifiers, anyone can be the first at something.}}
{{quote|...being the ''first'' at something is a powerful branding tool, and with enough qualifiers, anyone can be the first at something.}}


== Web Original ==
== Web Original ==
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* One of [http://www.beatnikturtle.com Beatnik Turtle's] [http://www.thesongoftheday.com Songs of the Day] is titled "This Is The Best Song That I've Written Today."
* One of [http://www.beatnikturtle.com Beatnik Turtle's] [http://www.thesongoftheday.com Songs of the Day] is titled "This Is The Best Song That I've Written Today."
* The [[The Onion|Onion News Network]] released a clip posing as a North Korean propaganda piece about bringing the Moon down to North Korea as a trophy to put on display for the glory of the nation. What to put it on, though?
* The [[The Onion|Onion News Network]] released a clip posing as a North Korean propaganda piece about bringing the Moon down to North Korea as a trophy to put on display for the glory of the nation. What to put it on, though?
{{quote| '''Reporter''' (subtitled): The People's Great and Harmonious Moon Hand of Kim Jong-Il will be the largest moon-hand pedestal ever constructed.}}
{{quote|'''Reporter''' (subtitled): The People's Great and Harmonious Moon Hand of Kim Jong-Il will be the largest moon-hand pedestal ever constructed.}}
** One horoscope listing also lampshaded this trope: "You're not sure how to react when people refer to you as 'The John Sherwood of Sailor Moon fanfiction'."
** One horoscope listing also lampshaded this trope: "You're not sure how to react when people refer to you as 'The John Sherwood of Sailor Moon fanfiction'."
* In ''[[The Very Secret Diaries]]'', Legolas dangles Pippin over a cliff until he'll admit that Legolas is the prettiest elf in the Fellowship. Pippin diplomatically doesn't point out that he's the only elf in the Fellowship.
* In ''[[The Very Secret Diaries]]'', Legolas dangles Pippin over a cliff until he'll admit that Legolas is the prettiest elf in the Fellowship. Pippin diplomatically doesn't point out that he's the only elf in the Fellowship.
* [[The Nostalgia Chick]] describes ''[[Bratz (film)|Bratz]]'' as "the worst, most racist movie that stars Jon Voight, came out in the summer of 2007 and was based on a line of toys". And she ''still'' managed to make it an insult to [[Michael Bay]]'s ''[[Transformers (film)|Transformers]]'' movies.
* [[The Nostalgia Chick]] describes ''[[Bratz (film)|Bratz]]'' as "the worst, most racist movie that stars Jon Voight, came out in the summer of 2007 and was based on a line of toys". And she ''still'' managed to make it an insult to [[Michael Bay]]'s ''[[Transformers (film)|Transformers]]'' movies.
* [[The Agony Booth]]'s description of ''[[Degrassi Junior High]]'':
* [[The Agony Booth]]'s description of ''[[Degrassi Junior High]]'':
{{quote| - ...the most beloved teen drama ever made! ...In Canada. Between the years of 1987 and 1989. [[Lampshade Hanging|Of all time]]!}}
{{quote|- ...the most beloved teen drama ever made! ...In Canada. Between the years of 1987 and 1989. [[Lampshade Hanging|Of all time]]!}}
* [[The Rap Critic]]'s show "The Worst Lyrics I've Ever Heard.... This Month." (even more when considering that the March 2012 episode came out on March ''2nd''...)
* [[The Rap Critic]]'s show "The Worst Lyrics I've Ever Heard.... This Month." (even more when considering that the March 2012 episode came out on March ''2nd''...)
* [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/community/myvideos/74334-thebanjokid/video/4029-Banjo+Kid+Reviews%3A+Hell+Girl Hi, I'm the Banjo Kid, the greatest banjo playing Anime critic on the net!]
* [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/community/myvideos/74334-thebanjokid/video/4029-Banjo+Kid+Reviews%3A+Hell+Girl Hi, I'm the Banjo Kid, the greatest banjo playing Anime critic on the net!]
* [http://www.metro.co.uk/tech/games/865987-garbage-truck-simulator-2011-review-readers-feature GameCentral] give us "what may well be the most in-depth review of ''Garbage Truck Simulator 2011'' you will ever read on the website of a national newspaper."
* [http://www.metro.co.uk/tech/games/865987-garbage-truck-simulator-2011-review-readers-feature GameCentral] give us "what may well be the most in-depth review of ''Garbage Truck Simulator 2011'' you will ever read on the website of a national newspaper."
* The satirical Genius Guide to Jazz [http://www.allaboutjazz.com/php/article.php?id=28193&page=1 has this to say] about [[The Who]]'s Keith Moon:
* The satirical Genius Guide to Jazz [http://www.allaboutjazz.com/php/article.php?id=28193&page=1 has this to say] about [[The Who]]'s Keith Moon:
{{quote| While no one will ever accuse him of being one of the greatest technicians of the instrument, Moon understood both his strengths and limitations and rightly proclaimed himself "The greatest Keith Moon-style drummer in the world."}}
{{quote|While no one will ever accuse him of being one of the greatest technicians of the instrument, Moon understood both his strengths and limitations and rightly proclaimed himself "The greatest Keith Moon-style drummer in the world."}}
* In the Spanish [http://www.mujergorda.bitacoras.com Más respeto, que soy tu madre], one of the characters is the World's champion of a sport invented by himself.
* In the Spanish [http://www.mujergorda.bitacoras.com Más respeto, que soy tu madre], one of the characters is the World's champion of a sport invented by himself.
* Dread Central reviewer Scott Foy has repeatedly stated in regards to director Ulli Lommel that "[[Uwe Boll]] is ''not'' the worst director in the world. In fact, he's not even the worst German director whose name begins with the letter 'U'."
* Dread Central reviewer Scott Foy has repeatedly stated in regards to director Ulli Lommel that "[[Uwe Boll]] is ''not'' the worst director in the world. In fact, he's not even the worst German director whose name begins with the letter 'U'."
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== Western Animation ==
== Western Animation ==
* From ''[[Garfield Specials|A Garfield Christmas Special]]'':
* From ''[[Garfield Specials|A Garfield Christmas Special]]'':
{{quote| '''Jon''': Doc Boy, how's my favorite brother?<br />
{{quote|'''Jon''': Doc Boy, how's my favorite brother?
'''Doc Boy''': Don't call me Doc Boy. You've probably forgotten I'm your ONLY brother. }}
'''Doc Boy''': Don't call me Doc Boy. You've probably forgotten I'm your ONLY brother. }}
* ''[[All Grown Up]]'' has Chucky described as "The fastest braces-wearing, red-headed, nearsighted, kid on Earth!"
* ''[[All Grown Up]]'' has Chucky described as "The fastest braces-wearing, red-headed, nearsighted, kid on Earth!"
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* In an episode of ''[[Batman: The Brave And The Bold|Batman the Brave And The Bold]]'', Kite-man boasts "I'll be the most famous kite-related person in history!" Given that the only other famous kite-related person in history is [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/4p29 Ben Franklin], and that Franklin is a household name not just in America, but the world over, that is actually aiming quite high for a third-tier gimmicky villain.
* In an episode of ''[[Batman: The Brave And The Bold|Batman the Brave And The Bold]]'', Kite-man boasts "I'll be the most famous kite-related person in history!" Given that the only other famous kite-related person in history is [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/4p29 Ben Franklin], and that Franklin is a household name not just in America, but the world over, that is actually aiming quite high for a third-tier gimmicky villain.
* Reversed in ''[[Phineas and Ferb]]'', where a young Doofenshmirtz isn't particularly fond of the song "What Do It Do?", even ''after'' putting it in one of these:
* Reversed in ''[[Phineas and Ferb]]'', where a young Doofenshmirtz isn't particularly fond of the song "What Do It Do?", even ''after'' putting it in one of these:
{{quote| '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Eh, it's in my top seven, eight favorite songs about reverse engineering.}}
{{quote|'''Doofenshmirtz:''' Eh, it's in my top seven, eight favorite songs about reverse engineering.}}
* On ''[[Beavis and Butthead]]'', the boys are watching the Salt N Peppa video "What A Man". Butt-Head responds to the line "He is the cutest brother in here!" with "He's the only brother in here!"
* On ''[[Beavis and Butthead]]'', the boys are watching the Salt N Peppa video "What A Man". Butt-Head responds to the line "He is the cutest brother in here!" with "He's the only brother in here!"
* The [[Ka Blam!|KaBlammy]] for best acting while impersonating an egg went to Loopy from "Life with Loopy" and the award for best supporting monkey went to "Prometheus and Bob."
* The [[Ka Blam!|KaBlammy]] for best acting while impersonating an egg went to Loopy from "Life with Loopy" and the award for best supporting monkey went to "Prometheus and Bob."
* In one episode of [[Scooby Doo]], this is Velma's excuse for stealing a pair of skates.
* In one episode of [[Scooby Doo]], this is Velma's excuse for stealing a pair of skates.
{{quote| '''Velma:''' I'm the best figure-skater in my country! *trip* ...It's a very small country?}}
{{quote|'''Velma:''' I'm the best figure-skater in my country! *trip* ...It's a very small country?}}




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* Amazon.com does this automatically with its best-seller list, narrowing the category until it puts the product whose page you're on in the top 100. "#61 in Books > Literature & Fiction > Comedic Fiction > Talking Animals > Wombats > Southern Hairy-Nosed".
* Amazon.com does this automatically with its best-seller list, narrowing the category until it puts the product whose page you're on in the top 100. "#61 in Books > Literature & Fiction > Comedic Fiction > Talking Animals > Wombats > Southern Hairy-Nosed".
* Often the evasive answer given by parents of multiple children when one of them asks if they're the favorite.
* Often the evasive answer given by parents of multiple children when one of them asks if they're the favorite.
{{quote| '''Parent''': Well, you're definitely my favorite daughter/second son/older female middle child.}}
{{quote|'''Parent''': Well, you're definitely my favorite daughter/second son/older female middle child.}}
* Technology writer [http://www.ihnatko.com/ Andy Ihnatko] has referred to himself as "America's 42nd most beloved industry-figure and "Possibly not the least-beloved technology pundit in the land!"
* Technology writer [http://www.ihnatko.com/ Andy Ihnatko] has referred to himself as "America's 42nd most beloved industry-figure and "Possibly not the least-beloved technology pundit in the land!"
* Echoing the Beatles comment above, [[Penn & Teller|Penn Jillette]] has said, "I'm not the best magician in the world--I'm not even the best magician at the Rio Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, or the best magician in Penn & Teller."
* Echoing the Beatles comment above, [[Penn & Teller|Penn Jillette]] has said, "I'm not the best magician in the world--I'm not even the best magician at the Rio Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, or the best magician in Penn & Teller."
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* The bigger New Orleans crawfish festivals distinguish themselves by being both overly narrow and overly superlative -- they will call themselves the "best/biggest/wildest (optional qualifier: Cajun) crawfish boil ''in the world''", but there aren't many crawfish boils outside of New Orleans.
* The bigger New Orleans crawfish festivals distinguish themselves by being both overly narrow and overly superlative -- they will call themselves the "best/biggest/wildest (optional qualifier: Cajun) crawfish boil ''in the world''", but there aren't many crawfish boils outside of New Orleans.
* A quote by [[Dan Quayle]] (frequently attributed to George W. Bush):
* A quote by [[Dan Quayle]] (frequently attributed to George W. Bush):
{{quote| "We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."}}
{{quote|"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."}}
:: Though this could be interpreted as the US coming out ahead of Canada, Mexico, and the South American states...
:: Though this could be interpreted as the US coming out ahead of Canada, Mexico, and the South American states...
* The (now long defunct) Springfield News of Springfield, Oregon had a handful of regular movie reviewers, one of whom [[Once an Episode|opened every review]] with a variation on the line "The best {X} movie since the last one".
* The (now long defunct) Springfield News of Springfield, Oregon had a handful of regular movie reviewers, one of whom [[Once an Episode|opened every review]] with a variation on the line "The best {X} movie since the last one".