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Line 1: {{work}} {{quote\| ''"[[Crossover Ship\|Boromir was having sex with harry, Draco, and Merry]] and they were flopping about on the bed [[Fetish Retardant\|liked beachewd whales]]. Draco was [[IKEA Erotica\|putting his penis in Boromir's mouth]] [[Department of Redundancy Department\|and they were all having sex]]."''}} '''''[http://starjeffry.livejournal.com/421.html Paint the Town]''''' is the first fanfiction by the [[So Bad It's Good\|infamous]] Starjeffry. It involves the characters from ''[[Harry Potter]]'' and ''[[The Lord of the Rings]]'' becoming strippers and having [[~~Everyone~~Everybody Has Lots of Sex\|constant]], [[IKEA Erotica\|horribly written]] orgies. The author later went on to write another, just as bad, ''LOTR''/''Harry Potter'' sexfest called ''The Time Machine'', as well as a ''[[Napoleon Dynamite]]'' incest fic, a ''[[My Immortal]]'' ripoff in which Harry and Frodo become [[Driven to Suicide\|suicidal]] [[Drugs Are Bad\|drug addicts]], a self-insert songfic to "[[Black Eyed Peas\|My Humps]]", and a ''[[~~Death Note (Manga)\|~~Death Note]]'' [[Porn Without Plot]]. ---- {{tropelist}} ~~=== ''[[Paint the Town]]'' provides examples of: ===~~ * [[A Date With Rosie Palms]]: Frodo, when he's thinking about Sam, and the mysterious unnamed man in the bushes, as he watches some of the characters having sex. ▼ * [[Anachronism Stew]]: Why does Middle Earth suddenly include strip clubs, cars, apartments, sushi bars, and...Harry Potter characters? * [[Anatomically-Impossible Sex]]: Oh, where to start? ** With Boromir's penis, which is ''three feet long'', or with Gandalf's '''100 foot penis'''? * [[Attack of the 50 -Foot Whatever]]: When Harry gets drunk on <s>a drink with liqur in it</s> beer, his drunken rage turns him into a 100 foot tall Godzilla creature and causes him to crush buildings. * [[Bawdy Song]]: The spell to turn the 100 ft Godzilla-esque Harry back to normal is simply "Does your penis hang low?", which is the classic "Do your ears hang low?" song with the word "ears" replaced with "penis". (Yet, it still takes Hermoine a few minutes to memorize.) * [[Bile Fascination]] * [[Broken Aesop]]: The chapter with Harry turning into some sort of [[Attack of the 50 -Foot Whatever\|Godzilla creature]] after getting drunk is probably supposed to have [[Space Whale Aesop\|some sort of]] anti-alcohol message, yet later chapters portray drinking wine as romantic. * [[Camp Gay]]: Everyone wears over-the-top, Village People-esque stripper costumes. There is even a list of all the costumes. * [[Catgirl\|Catboy]]: Frodo's costume includes cat ears and a tail, while Sirius's costume includes dog ears and a dog tail. * [[Crack Pairing]]: While the more common pairings such as Harry/Draco and Sam/Frodo appear in this story, it also involves Aragon/Harry/Sirius, Gandalf/Draco, Gimli/Dumbledore, Pippin/[[Humanity Ensues\|human]]![[Rule 63\|male]]!Mrs. Norris, Boromir/Snape, Ron/Legolas and...well, everyone/everyone. * [[Crosses the Line Twice]] ▲* [[A Date ~~With~~with Rosie Palms]]: Frodo, when he's thinking about Sam, and the mysterious unnamed man in the bushes, as he watches some of the characters having sex. * [[Dude, She's Like, in Aa Coma]]: When Hermoine shrinks the 100-foot-tall Harry back to his normal size with an [[Bawdy Song\|incantation]], it causes him to pass out. Everyone celebrates with an orgy, which includes the unconscious Harry. * [[Emo Teen]]: Sam turns into one when Frodo cheats on him by having sex with Sirius as part of his stripper show. * [[Everybody Has Lots of Sex]] Line 34 ⟶ 33: * [[Sexy Santa Dress]]: Legolas wears this as his stripper outfit. * [[Shout-Out]]: {{quote\| ''"This chapter is t atribure to my homegirl [[My Immortal\|XXX666bloodyristsXXX666 AKA Tara]]."''}} * [[What Happened to ~~The~~the Mouse?]]: The mysterious voyeur who spies on several of the characters having sex disappears without a word and is never mentioned again. {{reflist}} {{Harry Potter Franchise}} [[Category:Paint the Town]]▼ {{Tolkien's legendarium}} ▲[[Category:~~Paint the Town~~{{PAGENAME}}]] [[Category:Banned On TV Tropes]] [[Category:Fanfic]] [[Category:Crossover Fanfic]] [[Category:Harry Potter/Fan Works]] [[Category:The Lord of the Rings/Fan Works]]