Paul Blart: Mall Cop/Awesome

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • First CMoA: Blart knocking the guy out with the scuba tank. "Scuba-dooby-doo."
    • Second:

Kent:Oh, please. Like Paul Blart is a badass. (kaboom)

    • Third: Pretending to take a fall and knocking Veck down.
    • Fourth: using a hockey stick to sweep someone's ankles out from under him, and then hit him in the stomach before he lands.
    • Fifth+: Let's be honest, pretty much every time Paul took down a bad guy.