Pelswick/Funny

This exchange:

Zeigler: Am I the hundredth caller?
Operator: No. You were the first. Then the third. Then the ninth, AND NOW THE FIFTEENTH!
Zeigler: Oh. (Hangs up, starts to call again.)

This one too:

Pelswick: It's a stop sign, Goon. It doesn't change to green.
Goon: Oh, yeah, I forgot.