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Dale and Saul fighting with Red:

Red: Where do you think you're going, Mr. Wiggles? Come on! Get back here! Feisty!
Dale: Saul, help me! Help me! He's punching my bum!

- And:

Dale: This! Ends! NOOOOW!

[slams Red's head into wall]

The entire opening sequence with Bill Hader.
Dale verbally assaulting the principal of his girlfriend's school.
- And later, his phone call to his girlfriend (using a phonebooth).
Dale giving a motivational speech to Red to encourage him to rescue Saul.

Red: Man, I'm just into Buddhism, and I'm at peace with the fact that me, as this person, probably gonna not be around. Think about a hermit crab, okay? And it's a shell. It's like, they go from one shell to the next. And that's what I am. I'm just a hermit crab changin' shells.
Dale: Except if you're a dick your whole life, your next shell will be made of shit, okay? If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon. You'll come back as Jude Law, okay? Which would you rather be?
Red: Maybe the anal bead, depending on who it belongs to.
Dale: Belongs to me.
Red: Then the dragon.

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 * Dale and Saul fighting with Red:
-{{quote| '''Red''': Where do you think you're going, Mr. Wiggles? Come on! Get back here! Feisty!<br />
+{{quote|'''Red''': Where do you think you're going, Mr. Wiggles? Come on! Get back here! Feisty!
 '''Dale''': Saul, help me! Help me! He's punching my bum! }}
 ** And:
-{{quote| '''Dale''': [[Punctuated for Emphasis|This! Ends! NOOOOW!]]<br />
+{{quote|'''Dale''': [[Punctuated! For! Emphasis!|This! Ends! NOOOOW!]]<br />
 [''slams Red's head into wall''] }}
 * The entire opening sequence with Bill Hader.
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 ** And later, his phone call to his girlfriend (using a phonebooth).
 * Dale giving a motivational speech to Red to encourage him to rescue Saul.
-{{quote| '''Red''': Man, I'm just into Buddhism, and I'm at peace with the fact that me, as this person, probably gonna not be around. Think about a hermit crab, okay? And it's a shell. It's like, they go from one shell to the next. And that's what I am. I'm just a hermit crab changin' shells. <br />
+{{quote|'''Red''': Man, I'm just into Buddhism, and I'm at peace with the fact that me, as this person, probably gonna not be around. Think about a hermit crab, okay? And it's a shell. It's like, they go from one shell to the next. And that's what I am. I'm just a hermit crab changin' shells.
-'''Dale''': Except if you're a dick your whole life, your next shell will be made of shit, okay? If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon. You'll come back as Jude Law, okay? Which would you rather be? <br />
+'''Dale''': Except if you're a dick your whole life, your next shell will be made of shit, okay? If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon. You'll come back as Jude Law, okay? Which would you rather be?
-'''Red''': Maybe the anal bead, depending on who it belongs to. <br />
+'''Red''': Maybe the anal bead, depending on who it belongs to.
-'''Dale''': Belongs to me. <br />
+'''Dale''': Belongs to me.
 '''Red''': Then the dragon.
  }}