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{{quote|*Gunshot* (Flanders is knocked down)<br />
{{quote|*Gunshot* (Flanders is knocked down)
'''Ned Flanders''': Whew, good thing I always keep a Bible next to my...<br />
'''Ned Flanders''': Whew, good thing I always keep a Bible next to my...
* Second gunshot* (Flanders is knocked down again)<br />
* Second gunshot* (Flanders is knocked down again)
'''Ned Flanders''': Whew, luckily I was wearing an extra large piece of the True Cross today. <br />
'''Ned Flanders''': Whew, luckily I was wearing an extra large piece of the True Cross today.
(Flanders notices that he doesn't have any other religious symbols with him)<br />
(Flanders notices that he doesn't have any other religious symbols with him)
'''Ned Flanders''': I think I'll go inside.|''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]'', when the mob is trying to kill Homer and Ned just happens to be next to him.}}
'''Ned Flanders''': I think I'll go inside.|''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]'', when the mob is trying to kill Homer and Ned just happens to be next to him.}}


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* In ''[[Batman]]: [[Grant Morrisons Batman|The Return of Bruce Wayne]]'', an amnesiac Bruce Wayne wakes up in hospital; his life apparently having been saved by Mordecai Wayne's journal he was carrying in his pocket.
* In ''[[Batman]]: [[Grant Morrisons Batman|The Return of Bruce Wayne]]'', an amnesiac Bruce Wayne wakes up in hospital; his life apparently having been saved by Mordecai Wayne's journal he was carrying in his pocket.
* In a [[Story Within a Story|double-fictional]] version of ''[[Transmetropolitan]]'' called ''From the Mountain to the City'', Spider Jerusalem (here imagined as a grizzled, musclebound pacifist) is saved from a cop's stray fire this way. [[Stylistic Suck|Naturally, it's about as ham-handed as possible.]]
* In a [[Story Within a Story|double-fictional]] version of ''[[Transmetropolitan]]'' called ''From the Mountain to the City'', Spider Jerusalem (here imagined as a grizzled, musclebound pacifist) is saved from a cop's stray fire this way. [[Stylistic Suck|Naturally, it's about as ham-handed as possible.]]
{{quote| '''Alt-Spider:''' ''The steel hypodermic syringe case [[Info Dump|my best friend Mitch Royce gave me]] as a thank-you gift for taking on the column to save his career! It stopped the bullet!''}}
{{quote|'''Alt-Spider:''' ''The steel hypodermic syringe case [[Info Dump|my best friend Mitch Royce gave me]] as a thank-you gift for taking on the column to save his career! It stopped the bullet!''}}
* Happens in one early [[Batman]] story featuring Two-Face. Two-Face tosses his coin to decide if he should reform. The coin lands on its edge; stuck in a gap in the floorboards. Two-Face refuses to flip it again and puts the coin away in his breast pocket, saying it is now up to fate to determine if he should be good or evil. When a policeman shoots at Two-Face, the bullet deflects off the coin. When Two-Face looks at the coin, he sees that the bullet struck the scarred side of the coin. He takes this a sign that he is supposed to be a criminal.
* Happens in one early [[Batman]] story featuring Two-Face. Two-Face tosses his coin to decide if he should reform. The coin lands on its edge; stuck in a gap in the floorboards. Two-Face refuses to flip it again and puts the coin away in his breast pocket, saying it is now up to fate to determine if he should be good or evil. When a policeman shoots at Two-Face, the bullet deflects off the coin. When Two-Face looks at the coin, he sees that the bullet struck the scarred side of the coin. He takes this a sign that he is supposed to be a criminal.
* In the [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mirage|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]] story arc "Body Count" near the end Casey Jones gets shot near the heart Raphael thinks he's dead and carries his body around with him, it is later revealed that he is alive his lucky Wayne Gretsky autographed hockey puck had been strapped to his chest for such an emergency.
* In the [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mirage|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]] story arc "Body Count" near the end Casey Jones gets shot near the heart Raphael thinks he's dead and carries his body around with him, it is later revealed that he is alive his lucky Wayne Gretsky autographed hockey puck had been strapped to his chest for such an emergency.
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* In ''[[Hard Target]]'' it happens twice. The first time is a subversion since the homeless man's dog tags fail ''completely'' to stop an arrow fired at his heart. Later, it happens when Chance's uncle gets shot in the chest with an arrow. It it later revealed that the arrow only pierced the hip flask he kept some moonshine in.
* In ''[[Hard Target]]'' it happens twice. The first time is a subversion since the homeless man's dog tags fail ''completely'' to stop an arrow fired at his heart. Later, it happens when Chance's uncle gets shot in the chest with an arrow. It it later revealed that the arrow only pierced the hip flask he kept some moonshine in.
* In ''[[Problem Child]]'', John Ritter survives a bullet to the chest because it hits an old, dried prune he had in his shirt pocket.
* In ''[[Problem Child]]'', John Ritter survives a bullet to the chest because it hits an old, dried prune he had in his shirt pocket.
{{quote| '''Ben:''' ''It's alright, officer... he got me in the prune.''}}
{{quote|'''Ben:''' ''It's alright, officer... he got me in the prune.''}}
** In a slight subversion, {{spoiler|the bullet goes straight through one or two other mementos in the same pocket.}}
** In a slight subversion, {{spoiler|the bullet goes straight through one or two other mementos in the same pocket.}}
** Also, Ritter does it again with a remote control in ''[[Stay Tuned]]''.
** Also, Ritter does it again with a remote control in ''[[Stay Tuned]]''.
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* ''[[Hard Boiled]]'': a cigarette lighter blunts the force of a bullet enough that the guy shot only goes into intensive care after managing to relay important information to the cops. {{spoiler|The lighter was sleight-of-handed into his pocket by an undercover cop, shortly before firing the "killing shot" into that area}}
* ''[[Hard Boiled]]'': a cigarette lighter blunts the force of a bullet enough that the guy shot only goes into intensive care after managing to relay important information to the cops. {{spoiler|The lighter was sleight-of-handed into his pocket by an undercover cop, shortly before firing the "killing shot" into that area}}
* Subverted in the comedy/western ''[[Support Your Local Sheriff]]'': The newly-hired sheriff of a lawless Western town is given his badge, which has a nasty bullet-dent in it...
* Subverted in the comedy/western ''[[Support Your Local Sheriff]]'': The newly-hired sheriff of a lawless Western town is given his badge, which has a nasty bullet-dent in it...
{{quote| '''Sheriff:''' This must of saved the life of whoever was wearing it.<br />
{{quote|'''Sheriff:''' This must of saved the life of whoever was wearing it.
'''Mayor:''' Sure would have, if it hadn'ta been for all them other bullets flyin' in from everywhere! }}
'''Mayor:''' Sure would have, if it hadn'ta been for all them other bullets flyin' in from everywhere! }}
** Later played straight: the outlaw patriarch gives his false teeth to his son for safekeeping during the firefight.
** Later played straight: the outlaw patriarch gives his false teeth to his son for safekeeping during the firefight.
{{quote| '''Danby Jr:''' Pa! Your teeth! They saved my life!<br />
{{quote|'''Danby Jr:''' Pa! Your teeth! They saved my life!
'''Danby Sr:''' Always worryin' about YOUR life! What am I going to chew with now?! }}
'''Danby Sr:''' Always worryin' about YOUR life! What am I going to chew with now?! }}
* In ''[[Octopussy]]'', [[James Bond]] is saved from an assassin's knife by a wad of cash he had earlier won off the [[Big Bad]] Kamal Khan.
* In ''[[Octopussy]]'', [[James Bond]] is saved from an assassin's knife by a wad of cash he had earlier won off the [[Big Bad]] Kamal Khan.
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* ''[[Blackadder]]'':
* ''[[Blackadder]]'':
** In the second season, there's a scene where Blackadder and Percy are practicing archery with a target held by Baldrick. Blackadder psyches out Percy, who slips and accidentally fires an arrow into Baldrick's groin. Baldrick comments fortunately his "willy" prevented the arrow from going into his body.
** In the second season, there's a scene where Blackadder and Percy are practicing archery with a target held by Baldrick. Blackadder psyches out Percy, who slips and accidentally fires an arrow into Baldrick's groin. Baldrick comments fortunately his "willy" prevented the arrow from going into his body.
{{quote| '''Blackadder:''' Excellent, it can be your lucky willy.<br />
{{quote|'''Blackadder:''' Excellent, it can be your lucky willy.
'''Baldrick:''' Right! And years from now, I'll show it to my grandchildren!<br />
'''Baldrick:''' Right! And years from now, I'll show it to my grandchildren!
'''Blackadder:''' I think children might be out of the question now, Balders. ''(pulls arrow out)'' }}
'''Blackadder:''' I think children might be out of the question now, Balders. ''(pulls arrow out)'' }}
** ''Blackadder the Third'' has a parody example; Edmund manages to avoid death by ''cannonball'' thanks to a cigarillo case he had in his chest pocket. "I always knew smoking was good for you," he remarks. It was then immediately [[Invoked Trope|invoked]] when Prince George was shot (this time with a flintlock) for his insolence. He then gets up, explaining that he too had a cigarillo case in his breast pocket. While trying to show it off, however, he can't find it and realizes that he left it on his dresser that morning, and [[Puff of Logic|promptly dies]].
** ''Blackadder the Third'' has a parody example; Edmund manages to avoid death by ''cannonball'' thanks to a cigarillo case he had in his chest pocket. "I always knew smoking was good for you," he remarks. It was then immediately [[Invoked Trope|invoked]] when Prince George was shot (this time with a flintlock) for his insolence. He then gets up, explaining that he too had a cigarillo case in his breast pocket. While trying to show it off, however, he can't find it and realizes that he left it on his dresser that morning, and [[Puff of Logic|promptly dies]].
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* At the end the first part of the [[Sci Fi]] channel miniseries ''[[Tin Man (TV series)|Tin Man]]'', {{spoiler|Wyatt Cain}} and {{spoiler|Zero}} engage in a conversation of great revelation, with a side of epic battle, which ends with {{spoiler|Zero}} trying to put a bullet through {{spoiler|Cain's}} chest which is conveniently stopped {{spoiler|by his long lost son's small toy horse}}.
* At the end the first part of the [[Sci Fi]] channel miniseries ''[[Tin Man (TV series)|Tin Man]]'', {{spoiler|Wyatt Cain}} and {{spoiler|Zero}} engage in a conversation of great revelation, with a side of epic battle, which ends with {{spoiler|Zero}} trying to put a bullet through {{spoiler|Cain's}} chest which is conveniently stopped {{spoiler|by his long lost son's small toy horse}}.
* Standup comic [[Dead Baby Comedy|Anthony Jeselnik]] tells a story about this:
* Standup comic [[Dead Baby Comedy|Anthony Jeselnik]] tells a story about this:
{{quote| "''Now, I'm not a religious man. But my Uncle Tom? Super-religious. And one day, during a walk, he was mugged and shot in the chest. Now, miraculously - and I mean miraculously - he always kept a Bible in his left front pocket. And he had something to read while he bled to death.''"}}
{{quote|"''Now, I'm not a religious man. But my Uncle Tom? Super-religious. And one day, during a walk, he was mugged and shot in the chest. Now, miraculously - and I mean miraculously - he always kept a Bible in his left front pocket. And he had something to read while he bled to death.''"}}
* Played with in one episode of ''[[Castle]]'': a character has a copy of ''Crime and Punishment'' in his coat pocket that stopped a bullet.
* Played with in one episode of ''[[Castle]]'': a character has a copy of ''Crime and Punishment'' in his coat pocket that stopped a bullet.
* In the pilot of ''[[The Good Guys]]'' Dan's flask saves his life when it stops a knife that is thrown at him (the bad guy is out of bullets)
* In the pilot of ''[[The Good Guys]]'' Dan's flask saves his life when it stops a knife that is thrown at him (the bad guy is out of bullets)
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== [[New Media]] ==
== [[New Media]] ==
* In one horoscope from ''[[The Onion]]'':
* In one horoscope from ''[[The Onion]]'':
{{quote| The Bible will stop the bullet dead in its tracks, though why you keep it fastened to your genitals like that is anyone's guess.}}
{{quote|The Bible will stop the bullet dead in its tracks, though why you keep it fastened to your genitals like that is anyone's guess.}}




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* Badges worn by police officers have been proven to be able to stop small arms fire: [http://www.wral.com/news/national_world/national/story/7034990/ Here's a story] of a cop saved by his badge.
* Badges worn by police officers have been proven to be able to stop small arms fire: [http://www.wral.com/news/national_world/national/story/7034990/ Here's a story] of a cop saved by his badge.
* An assassin shot [[Theodore Roosevelt]] in 1912. Fortunately, the bullet was prevented from penetrating too deeply by Roosevelt's steel eyeglass case and folded speech in his jacket.
* An assassin shot [[Theodore Roosevelt]] in 1912. Fortunately, the bullet was prevented from penetrating too deeply by Roosevelt's steel eyeglass case and folded speech in his jacket.
{{quote| "Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose!"}}
{{quote|"Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose!"}}
** Bull Moose being the name of his political party. Incidentally, the bullet stopped right next to the ''word'' blood in his speech.
** Bull Moose being the name of his political party. Incidentally, the bullet stopped right next to the ''word'' blood in his speech.
** Roosevelt's case is this trope [[Up to Eleven]]. The bullet traveled through his overcoat, his jacket, his vest, the fifty page speech he was on his way to give(Which was double folded) and THEN the steel lined spectacle case, before hitting him in one of his ribs. [[Badass|And then he gave his speech.]] From memory, since the pages were no longer usable.
** Roosevelt's case is this trope [[Up to Eleven]]. The bullet traveled through his overcoat, his jacket, his vest, the fifty page speech he was on his way to give(Which was double folded) and THEN the steel lined spectacle case, before hitting him in one of his ribs. [[Badass|And then he gave his speech.]] From memory, since the pages were no longer usable.
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* An Iraqi woman apparently recently survived what would otherwise have been a potentially fatal gunshot wound when the bullet lodged in her silicone breast implant.
* An Iraqi woman apparently recently survived what would otherwise have been a potentially fatal gunshot wound when the bullet lodged in her silicone breast implant.
* Brilliantly spoofed by [[Woody Allen]] in his monologue back in the days when he was a stand-up comic:
* Brilliantly spoofed by [[Woody Allen]] in his monologue back in the days when he was a stand-up comic:
{{quote| Years ago, my mother gave me a bullet...a bullet, and I put it in my breast pocket. Two years after that, I was walking down the street, when a berserk evangelist heaved a Gideon Bible out a hotel room window, hitting me in the chest. Bible would have gone through my heart if it wasn't for the bullet.}}
{{quote|Years ago, my mother gave me a bullet...a bullet, and I put it in my breast pocket. Two years after that, I was walking down the street, when a berserk evangelist heaved a Gideon Bible out a hotel room window, hitting me in the chest. Bible would have gone through my heart if it wasn't for the bullet.}}
* This trope is explored at [http://www.theboxotruth.com/docs/bot31.htm the Box o' Truth,] where the site owner empties a lot of bullets into a stack of books.
* This trope is explored at [http://www.theboxotruth.com/docs/bot31.htm the Box o' Truth,] where the site owner empties a lot of bullets into a stack of books.
* Very recently, a woman survived being shot in the head when the bullet got tangled up in her ''hair weave''. Story [http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090220/ap_on_fe_st/odd_bullet_hair_weave here], for now.
* Very recently, a woman survived being shot in the head when the bullet got tangled up in her ''hair weave''. Story [http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090220/ap_on_fe_st/odd_bullet_hair_weave here], for now.