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* There will be another book written and released for the sole purpose of killing off (insert character who survived ''Deathly Hallows'' here).
* It's not moot. Snape kills [[Halo|Master Chief!]]
* [[
== [[Robin Williams]] is NOT God and has been dead since 1982. ==
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No later than 2011. Either that, or [[The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy|this has already happened]].
* This is precisely what [[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann|the Anti-Spirals]] feared. Clearly, ''Lost'' will be the end of us all!
* Ah, so ''that's'' why [[American Broadcasting Company|ABC]] is making the series end in 2010!
* This one happened [[In-Universe]]. It's the most logical explanation for the [[Alternate Reality]] now that we know what it truly is.
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{{quote|"Congratulations, you've written the single most depressing WMG ever."}}
== [https://web.archive.org/web/20150227150131/http://www.voidspace.org.uk/voidspace/images/calvintheend.jpg THIS] is Calvin's ultimate fate. ==
It is the most depressing WMG regarding Calvin's future.
* [[Tear Jerker|Aaaaaargh my childhood.]]
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== ''All'' character stereotypes are true. ==
''All'' [[The Ditz|ditzy]] [[Cloudcuckoolander]]s are ''literally'' mentally retarded and perhaps schizophrenic. ''All'' [[Tsundere]]s have anger-management issues and need Ritalin and perhaps some time in a straitjacket and padded cell. ''All'' [[Heterosexual Life Partners]] who are often seen together, never seem to interact with the opposite sex ([[Literary Agent Hypothesis|at least while on-camera]]), or live together are [[Ho Yay|gay lovers]]. ''All'' people who act like [[
== [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDDu1BfZ4rM This song] ([http://www.mp3lyrics.org/e/eric-schwartz/charliesomething/ lyrics]) describes the future of the cast of [[Peanuts]]. ==
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Nothing debilitating, but when's the last time you saw a teenage girl as childish as her?
== [[
We never see him kill anybody on page, do we? If you accept that the three witnesses at the pie shop misidentified Stronginthearm's killer, that he joined the [[Secret Police|Particulars]] because it'd be safer than working against them, and that somebody else gave him the ear before he gave it to Nobby, then everything else he does could be read as him just acting in self-defense. But if that ''were'' true...[[Nightmare Fuel|ugh]]. No.
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* Nerv personnel are all Nazis.
* The Lance of Longinus is well, the [[Real Life]] Lance of Longinus.
* The Impacts represent the Reichs, respecively. Adam is the Roman Empire, who first claimed all of Europe / Earth, while Lilith is the Germanic tribes, they stole Europe / Earth from Adam / Rome. The First Impact, when Lilith stole Earth from Adam? The Holy Roman Empire, or First Reich. The Second Impact represents Germany during World War One, also known as the Second Reich. After the Second Impact, what happened? [[Crapsack World]], [[Dysfunction Junction]], and [[True Art Is Angsty|angst]], ''[[Deus Angst Machina|angst]]'', '''[[
** This also explains why Gendo betrayed Seele: Remember in the earlier explanation that Gendo is dictator Hitler while Seele is the Allies. First, the Allies agreed to give Hitler what he wanted, assimilation of Germanic countries such as Austria, in other words, the Allies agreed for a controlled Third Reich. However, Hitler betrayed the Allies, wanting a Third Reich for himself. The result: World War Two. By replacing Hitler with Gendo, the Allies with Seele, and the Third Reich with Third Impact, isn't World War Two scarily similar to End of Eva?
* End of Evangelion is [[World War Two]] and Hitler's [[With Great Power Comes Great Insanity|final, violent breakdown]] (which explains the [[High Octane Nightmare Fuel]]). The dismemberment of Asuka by the MP Evas is actually the slow destruction of tough-looking Nazi Germany and the paranoid, schizophrenic, Angsty personality of Hitler haunting him again (see also: [[Downfall]]). Instrumentality, on the other hand, is Hitler's suicide: Instead of surrendering to the 'inferior races' and 'communists', he rejected the future the 'inferior races' provided, believing it is a false, corrupt happiness. Asuka returning to Shinji is actually Hitler having his tough side back after committing suicide. And the [[Crapsack World]]? It's actually Hell. Apparently Hitler decided for painful existential darwinism instead of 'inferior' egalitarianism.
* So, it's [[
* To the person who came up with this: You have a sick, sick mind.
** Forget it, man, [[
* You know what would be almost as screwed-up as this WMG—or even more so? An AMV of [[Downfall]] using "[[Soundtrack Dissonance|Komm Susser Tod]]".
** But Downfall Hitler is not much different from Shinji Ikari, isn't he?
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Can't. UNTHINK.
* Need some [[Brain Bleach|Brain]] [[
* If you can't unthink, why not use [[Nineteen Eighty-Four|Doublethink]]?
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* Well then, Have I Mentioned I Am [[Asexuality|Asexual]] Today?
* You think that will help? The toothed part of the vagina is capable of detaching itself from its female host and roaming independently seeking prey for up to seven days an month. Women have an [[Ancient Conspiracy]] to hide this, involving an elaborate and implausible cover story called "[[Women's Mysteries|menstruation]]". They're out there as we speak, lurking in the shadows. They are dexterous and clever enough to pick locks, can squeeze thought the smallest hole, have access to [[Hyperspace Is a Scary Place|a parallel horror dimension that allows them to travel instantaneously, unseen]], the entrances to which are hidden in the folds in '''[[Paranoia Fuel|your]]''' shower-curtain and blankets, and they can '''''[[Death From Above|fly]].'''''
* [[It Got Worse|It gets worse.]] You know how some nations are anthropomorphised as female? That's right, some ''[[Country Matters|countries]]'' have toothed genitalia. Look at the evidence: Germany, the ''father''land, one of the few male nations: In the forties it tried to have its wicked way with the Soviet Union (the ''mother''land), the UK (Britannia, female) and the United States (Columbia, female) and as a direct result permanently lost the ability to project power and penetrate other countries. Thankfully, after exhaustive testing involving feeding small, unpopular nations to the United States we have determined where in the US the teeth are. Richmond: That's right people, [[
* Of course! That explains so much! North Carolina! South Carolina! Georgia! They're there to stop it biting of Florida!
** ... that may have been the most epic thing I've ever read. Also, this troper proposes that what uninitiated women describe as a menstrual period is simply the toothed device being shed (with the requisite bleeding) and exiting the body in the night to wreak havoc.
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