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Just as poison oak is a plant to avoid, these tropes are [[Epileptic Trees]] to avoid (well, [[Bile Fascination|not for some of us]]). Basically a crazy theory of your favourite show/game/movie/book/etc., that just pops into your head, but you ''don't want to be true''.

It could be because it's [[Squick]], a wall banger, something [[~~Cliche~~ Storm|horribly cliche]], or just plain [[Troll|Trolling]] [[For the Evulz]], but for whatever reason, you ''really want to be wrong'' in this case. Sometimes you wanted to [[Brain Bleach|eradicate the theory from your brain]], but it still persists and the theory just begs to be written down. Sometimes the guess can contain elements of [[Canon]], [[Word of God]] or [[Truth in Television]], but you just found said elements to be [[Even Evil Has Standards|too disgusting for standards]] and/or wished it to be nothing but mere fictional lies.

It could be because it's [[Squick]], a wall banger, something [[Cliché Storm|horribly cliche]], or just plain [[Troll|Trolling]] [[For the Evulz]], but for whatever reason, you ''really want to be wrong'' in this case. Sometimes you wanted to [[Brain Bleach|eradicate the theory from your brain]], but it still persists and the theory just begs to be written down. Sometimes the guess can contain elements of [[Canon]], [[Word of God]] or [[Truth in Television]], but you just found said elements to be [[Even Evil Has Standards|too disgusting for standards]] and/or wished it to be nothing but mere fictional lies.

See also [[No Yay]], [[Fridge Horror]], and [[Stock Epileptic Trees]].

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* No, it's [[Chinatown]].

== [[My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|Spike]] [[Hot Skitty On Wailord Action|will get Rarity pregnant in a future episode]]. ==

== [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|Spike]] [[Hot Skitty On Wailord Action|will get Rarity pregnant in a future episode]]. ==

* Yeah, [[Squick|don't think about that one too hard]].

** Congratulations, it is a draconequus.

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* I dunno, I think it would finally make me like [[Strangled By the Red String|Rinoa]]. And it could explain a few things. This is now my official stance on Ultimecia!

== [[My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|Equestria]], [[Narnia]], the worlds in [[Pixar]]'s movies, wherever [[Pokémon]] takes place and the universe of [[Axis Powers Hetalia]] will be invaded by [[Magic the Gathering|Phyrexia]] and/or the [[Warhammer 40000|Wa]][[Grimdark|rp]]. ==

== [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|Equestria]], [[Narnia]], the worlds in [[Pixar]]'s movies, wherever [[Pokémon]] takes place and the universe of [[Axis Powers Hetalia]] will be invaded by [[Magic the Gathering|Phyrexia]] and/or the [[Warhammer 40000|Wa]][[Grimdark|rp]]. ==

* You know you want to.

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== [[Spongebob SquarePants|Mr. Krabs]] ''[[A Date With Rosie Palms|masturbates]]'' to money. ==

* [[Rule ~~Thirty Four~~|And he has porn of it]].

* [[Rule 34|And he has porn of it]].

* He masturbates ''on'' money. And then hands it out to customers as change.

** It's canon that he has a huge [[Money Fetish]]. [[Oh Crap|Damnit, this theory has precedence.]]

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* Actually that was courtesy of Aristotle, who criticized Plato's Theory of Forms as being too idealistic.

== ''[[Nineteen Eighty Four]]'' (combined with ''[[Fahrenheit 451]]'') is the future of ''[[Read or Die (Anime)|Read or Die]]'' ==

== ''[[Nineteen Eighty-Four]]'' (combined with ''[[Fahrenheit 451]]'') is the future of ''[[Read or Die (Anime)|Read or Die]]'' ==

The British Library just becomes the Inner Party and Gentleman is basically Big Brother. After failing to resurrect Gentleman and complete the [[Assimilation Plot]], the British Library got a massive BSOD and took it upon themselves to 1) burn all literature and records of the past as resentment for Yomiko's rebellion, and 2) start an atomic World War III. The fact that they control all literature and that Gentleman has existed during time immemorial makes it easy for the Library to modify history, claiming that every single significant moment of history, and every invention, [[Julius Beethoven Da Vinci|involved the Gentleman]] in some way. Yomiko is Goldstein, and Dokusensha is Eastasia. [[Running Gag|We have always been at war with Eastasia]].

* They're already experimenting with some kinds of [[Newspeak]]. The "New Language" brainwashing used on Nenene is certainly an example of one.

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It explains why they look so similar, and it also explains [[The Ditz|Ralph]].

* What about Milhouse's parents? They're almost identical.

** So are his grandparents. That's because the Van Houtens are all the result of a [[~~Godwins~~ Law|Nazi human]] [[People Farms|inbreeding plan]] to keep the Aryan race pure.

** So are his grandparents. That's because the Van Houtens are all the result of a [[Godwin's Law|Nazi human]] [[People Farms|inbreeding plan]] to keep the Aryan race pure.

*** Damn those blue-haired, yellow-skinned... wait, what?

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* Spiral Energy = Power of Evolution = Natural Selection = Survival of the fittest = [[Social Darwinist]] = Nazism

* Which makes Simon somewhat an [[Anthropomorphic Personification]] of [[Axis Powers Hetalia|Germany]].

* Communists = Anti-Spirals? That explains their [[Nineteen Eighty Four|Nineteen Eighty]] [[Despair Event Horizon|Four]] - like attitude...

* Communists = Anti-Spirals? That explains their [[Nineteen Eighty-Four|Nineteen Eighty]] [[Despair Event Horizon|Four]] - like attitude...

** Actually, the Anti-Spirals are Jewish, if you would go by the theory that [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|Seele]] is based on Jewish world conspiracy, and also that both parties are involved in / resembled [[Instrumentality]]....

* Jossed: Its established in the narrative that Kamina isn't fighting the war out of hatred. Nor is there any sign he 'despises' beastmen for being beastmen. Also, Spiral Energy is plainly established as becoming much more powerful by way of the bonds between both diverse humans and beastmen.

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== Real Hell will be worse than what Dante has predicted. ==

[[Like a Badass Out of Hell|No fiery Badasses who go]] [[To Hell and Back]], no something resembling [[The Legions of Hell]], [[Training From Hell]], [[A Hell of a Time]], [[Deal With the Devil]] which results in being [[Cursed With Awesome]], [[Horny Devils]] or something that says [[Evil Is Sexy]] all over it, anything that's like [[Warhammer 40000]] or even Heavy Metal, none of those. It will contain over nine thousand instances of [[Fate Worse Than Death|fates worse than death]] IMPOSED BY [[God Is Evil|GOD]] HIMSELF, (compared to Dante's only nine) such as [[Room 101|seeing one's own most feared]] [[Nightmare Fuel]], [[And I Must Scream|being paralyzed for eternity]], an environment similar to a combination of [[Nineteen Eighty Four]] and [[I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream]], and [[Arson Murder and Jaywalking|endless shows]] [[Cool and Unusual Punishment|involving Barney, Omochao, Justin Bieber, Big, The Werehog, Merlina, Pearl, Patchy, Fanboy, Chumchum, and Hannah Montana]].

[[Like a Badass Out of Hell|No fiery Badasses who go]] [[To Hell and Back]], no something resembling [[The Legions of Hell]], [[Training From Hell]], [[A Hell of a Time]], [[Deal With the Devil]] which results in being [[Cursed With Awesome]], [[Horny Devils]] or something that says [[Evil Is Sexy]] all over it, anything that's like [[Warhammer 40000]] or even Heavy Metal, none of those. It will contain over nine thousand instances of [[Fate Worse Than Death|fates worse than death]] IMPOSED BY [[God Is Evil|GOD]] HIMSELF, (compared to Dante's only nine) such as [[Room 101|seeing one's own most feared]] [[Nightmare Fuel]], [[And I Must Scream|being paralyzed for eternity]], an environment similar to a combination of [[Nineteen Eighty-Four]] and [[I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream]], and [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|endless shows]] [[Cool and Unusual Punishment|involving Barney, Omochao, Justin Bieber, Big, The Werehog, Merlina, Pearl, Patchy, Fanboy, Chumchum, and Hannah Montana]].

== Real Heaven will be the same, or even [[It Got Worse|worse]]. ==

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== [[Twin Peaks|The oWlS ArE NOt WhAT THeY SEeM.]] ==

== There are no [[Doctor Who (TV)|Time Lords]]. ==

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== [[FATAL]] ''is'' the most historically accurate RPG ever. ==

The [[Squick]]? Real. The total randomness? Totally real. Randy gay ogres? ''All too real''. Historians feared future generations would [[Go Mad From the Revelation]] and [[Ancient Conspiracy|conspired]] to create the much better and awesomer history we all know and love. Want the evidence? Just look at [[Four Chan|/b/]], [[Freud Was Right|your penis]] [[Arson Murder and Jaywalking|or]] [[Everybody Hates Mathematics|one of the most hated subjects of all time]] ([[Kanye West|ONE OF THE MOST HATED SUBJECTS OF ALL TIME!!!]]).

The [[Squick]]? Real. The total randomness? Totally real. Randy gay ogres? ''All too real''. Historians feared future generations would [[Go Mad From the Revelation]] and [[Ancient Conspiracy|conspired]] to create the much better and awesomer history we all know and love. Want the evidence? Just look at [[Four Chan|/b/]], [[Freud Was Right|your penis]] [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|or]] [[Everybody Hates Mathematics|one of the most hated subjects of all time]] ([[Kanye West|ONE OF THE MOST HATED SUBJECTS OF ALL TIME!!!]]).

== [[The Shawshank Redemption|Andy Dufresne]] [[Villain Protagonist|is guilty as hell]] ==

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== There are no "Muggleborns" in Harry Potter. They are all rapechildren. ==

Every. Single. ONE. Every "Muggleborn", from Myrtle, to the Creevy brothers, to Lily and ''Hermione'' are in fact the children caused by forced liaisons between Purebloods and local Muggles (poor Mrs. Creevy...). There are no Muggleborns, they're all Halfbloods! You see, Voldemort hated muggles, but he saw nothing wrong with having his minions rape a few muggle women for the hell of it. As one fanfic author put it: An ''[[Mind Control|Imperio]]'' here, an ''[[Laser Guided Amnesia|Obliviate]]'' there... ''it's so easy''. Of course, this has been going on since long before ol' Voldy. After all, the Muggleborns had to come from somewhere in the past. However, the practice greatly increased under the rule of any Dark Lord. Odds are, the number of Muggle Borns attending Hogwarts will have spiked in the years following the First Wizarding War, and will experience another minor spike in the decade following the end of the series. It probably tapers off in times of peace, [[Unfortunate Implications|but will never disappear completely]]...

Every. Single. ONE. Every "Muggleborn", from Myrtle, to the Creevy brothers, to Lily and ''Hermione'' are in fact the children caused by forced liaisons between Purebloods and local Muggles (poor Mrs. Creevy...). There are no Muggleborns, they're all Halfbloods! You see, Voldemort hated muggles, but he saw nothing wrong with having his minions rape a few muggle women for the hell of it. As one fanfic author put it: An ''[[Mind Control|Imperio]]'' here, an ''[[Laser-Guided Amnesia|Obliviate]]'' there... ''it's so easy''. Of course, this has been going on since long before ol' Voldy. After all, the Muggleborns had to come from somewhere in the past. However, the practice greatly increased under the rule of any Dark Lord. Odds are, the number of Muggle Borns attending Hogwarts will have spiked in the years following the First Wizarding War, and will experience another minor spike in the decade following the end of the series. It probably tapers off in times of peace, [[Unfortunate Implications|but will never disappear completely]]...

* oh my god... this makes so much sense...

* [[It Got Worse|Or they were formed by consensual adultery and passed off as freaks of nature.]]

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== The [[Poison Oak Epileptic Trees]] will become a great source of poetry. ==

Well, [[Poison Oak Epileptic Trees]] is in an acronym, [[Fun With Acronyms|P.O.E.T.]] An example:

{{quote| ''[[Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue|Roses are red,]]''

{{quote| ''[[Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue|Roses are red,]]''

''[[Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue|Violets are blue]]''

''[[Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue|Violets are blue]]''

''[[Poison Oak Epileptic Trees]],''

''The only guesses that are true!'' }}

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*** Well since this is [[Poison Oak Epileptic Trees]] that means [[The Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy|Vogon]] [[Suckiness Is Painful|poetry]] is the most perfect poetry out there.

== Every single "normal" person had been sent to the [[Nineteen Eighty Four|Ministry of Love]], where they are [[Mind Rape|Mind Raped]] in order to never dissent. In fact, ''every single person'' had been sent to the Ministry of Love, we are just able to dissent because either all of us are just repressing the traumatic fact, or because of our will to escape the pain [[Brazil (Film)|we escaped into a much more mundane delusion, which is]] [[Real Life]]. ==

== Every single "normal" person had been sent to the [[Nineteen Eighty-Four|Ministry of Love]], where they are [[Mind Rape|Mind Raped]] in order to never dissent. In fact, ''every single person'' had been sent to the Ministry of Love, we are just able to dissent because either all of us are just repressing the traumatic fact, or because of our will to escape the pain [[Brazil (Film)|we escaped into a much more mundane delusion, which is]] [[Real Life]]. ==

In other words, [[Everybody Is Jesus in Purgatory|Everybody Is]] [[Brazil (Film)|Sam Lowry]] [[Everybody Is Jesus in Purgatory|In]] [[Room 101]]. Also, being in Tv Tropes means you are up for being [[Unperson|Unpersoned]]. That's how horrible it is.

* So... [[TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life]]?

* So... [[Tropes Will Ruin Your Life]]?

== [[Touhou|Gensokyo]] is one step away from being a [[Crapsack World|hellhole]] ==

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== Ash's father is dead. ==

There will be [[The Un Reveal]] And no one will ever find out who he is.

There will be [[The Un-Reveal]] And no one will ever find out who he is.

* And this applies to everyone ever named "Ash," since the fandom is not specified.

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His fellow "crimefighters" follow this: Commisioner Gordon is a police officer who sympathizes with the delusional Batman, Robins are children who were brought in somehow to see him and sympathized for extended periods of time, Batgirl is Gordon's daughter, who followed along with the Batman story for a while, who became a police officer and subsequently lost her legs in a gunfire incident that Batman's mind interpreted as fault of the Joker, went on to become a computer worker who has friends in the aviary sciences, Alfred the butler is either a prison worker or a family friend, who tells many tales of things that constitute the Batman's arsenal of weapons and fighting styles, but some medical affliction kept him from becoming a crimefighter in his own right, etc. any incidents in which Batman has his TRULY dead family (what drove him insane, really) brought back to him is an ill-advised combination of a shortage of drugs and a necessary treatment change and lucid dreaming in an unstable mental treatment. The Justice League and other "heroes" was something from a television [[Show Within a Show]] that he had the luxury of watching several times, or people with different medical afflictions he consistently met when he required hospital treatment in other wings, and Gotham's existance is probably the name of the area or city where the asylum stands.

* If he writes two series of novels, one of the Batman fantasies and another of his true situation, that would be subject to a GREAT series of [[Lemony Narrator]] class writers, and... well, you can probably guess. Also, if this theory is true, BRUCE WAYNE IS THE WRITER OF DC COMICS!?!?!

* That lines up ''way'' too well. Pure genius. DC should totally write a comic based on that, [[Played Straight|play it completely straight]]. . . [[Mind Screw|and]] [[Riddle for The Ages|not]] [[Shrug of God|specify]] [[Teasing Creator|whether]] [[~~Schrodingers~~ Butterfly|its a]] [[What If|Imaginary Stories]] comic or if its [[Canon]].

* That lines up ''way'' too well. Pure genius. DC should totally write a comic based on that, [[Played Straight|play it completely straight]]. . . [[Mind Screw|and]] [[Riddle for The Ages|not]] [[Shrug of God|specify]] [[Teasing Creator|whether]] [[Schrodinger's Butterfly|its a]] [[What If|Imaginary Stories]] comic or if its [[Canon]].

== [[Transformers Prime|Miko]] will have a toy ==

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** except by dying 3 more times...

== [[Ah My Goddess (Manga)|Ah My Goddess]] is a [[Gender Flipped]] version of [[Twilight (Literature)|Twilight]]. ==

== [[Ah! My Goddess (Manga)|Ah My Goddess]] is a [[Gender Flipped]] version of [[Twilight (Literature)|Twilight]]. ==

Keiichi is Bella, Belldandy is Edward, Peorth is Jacob, [[Bread Eggs Milk Squick|and Urd is Haruhi Suzumiya]]. And Belldandy will experience the same thing Bella did when giving birth.

Keiichi is Bella, Belldandy is Edward, Peorth is Jacob, [[Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick|and Urd is Haruhi Suzumiya]]. And Belldandy will experience the same thing Bella did when giving birth.

== [[The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya|Mikuru Asahina]] is a whore. ==

Seriously, how long will she keep disguising herself as being sexually submissive to the powers that be (Haruhi, Kyon, etc.)? If you think about what she's doing, she enjoys being Haruhi's chair.

* Haruhi pays a lot for what she thinks is a [[High Class Call Girl]], duh. And not just her. [[Memetic Rapist|Zeus]], [[God Is Evil|Yahweh]], Cthulhu, [[Arson Murder and Jaywalking|that guy]] [[Bread Eggs Milk Squick|with AIDS]], you name it.

* Haruhi pays a lot for what she thinks is a [[High Class Call Girl]], duh. And not just her. [[Memetic Rapist|Zeus]], [[God Is Evil|Yahweh]], Cthulhu, [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|that guy]] [[Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick|with AIDS]], you name it.

* Giving her similarity (and same voice) to [[Bleach|Orihime Inoue]], which all the haters call "whorihime", there might be something about this.

* This gives a new insight to her superior's identity: [[Memetic Mutation|It's]] [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|Gendo]]!

== [[Warhammer 40000|The Orks]] are [[Wangst|wangsty]] crybabies and [[The Woobie|The Woobies]] of the 40k world. ==

It took just a while to translate "WAAAAAAAAGH!!!" into "Waaaaaaaaaaah!" Also, they're the good guys who will kill you not because they're pure hateful evil, but it's because in such a [[Crapsack World]] [[Woobie Destroyer of Worlds|it's their expression of innocent fun]], unlike everybody else who are willingly either otherphobic Space Nazis (Imperium, Eldar, the Tau who used to be the woobies of the 40k world but turned into [[Dirty Communists]]) or [[Complete Monster|complete monsters]] with agendas (Chaos, the C'tan and their Necron servants, the Tyranids who could be justified as acting on instinct, but are too smart for that). And with the reputation of the Orks being one of the greatest badasses in all existence... *[[Wall Banger (Darth Wiki)|bangs head to wall]]*

It took just a while to translate "WAAAAAAAAGH!!!" into "Waaaaaaaaaaah!" Also, they're the good guys who will kill you not because they're pure hateful evil, but it's because in such a [[Crapsack World]] [[Woobie, Destroyer of Worlds|it's their expression of innocent fun]], unlike everybody else who are willingly either otherphobic Space Nazis (Imperium, Eldar, the Tau who used to be the woobies of the 40k world but turned into [[Dirty Communists]]) or [[Complete Monster|complete monsters]] with agendas (Chaos, the C'tan and their Necron servants, the Tyranids who could be justified as acting on instinct, but are too smart for that). And with the reputation of the Orks being one of the greatest badasses in all existence... *[[Wall Banger (Darth Wiki)|bangs head to wall]]*

== Justin Bieber is God. ==

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== Vladimir Lenin is the God Emperor of Mankind. ==

He's not dead just napping in his glass coffin.

* A [[Dark Messiah]] to a crumbling nation? Check. Created a superpower that became a major player in world affairs? Check. [[Atomic Hate|Said superpower's arsenal capable of causing world-shattering mass destruction?]] Check. Died, was preserved as a mere monument for the masses to worship, and [[Josef Stalin|his successors]] turned his [[Utopia Justifies the Means|secular and rationalist utopia]] into a theocratic [[Nineteen Eighty Four|Orwellian]] [[Dystopia]] which [[We Have Reserves|takes disregard for human life to new and interesting extremes]], and where [[Heresy|the slightest deviation of thought]] is immediately [[Disproportionate Retribution|smited with greatest disproportion]]? Double. [[Precision F Strike|Fucking.]] Check.

* A [[Dark Messiah]] to a crumbling nation? Check. Created a superpower that became a major player in world affairs? Check. [[Atomic Hate|Said superpower's arsenal capable of causing world-shattering mass destruction?]] Check. Died, was preserved as a mere monument for the masses to worship, and [[Josef Stalin|his successors]] turned his [[Utopia Justifies the Means|secular and rationalist utopia]] into a theocratic [[Nineteen Eighty-Four|Orwellian]] [[Dystopia]] which [[We Have Reserves|takes disregard for human life to new and interesting extremes]], and where [[Heresy|the slightest deviation of thought]] is immediately [[Disproportionate Retribution|smited with greatest disproportion]]? Double. [[Precision F-Strike|Fucking.]] Check.

* Throw in the deranged worship of a deceased cult personality and the Imperium is basically North Korea IN SPESS.

* Abraham Lincoln, anyone?

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== Salamanderstron is [[Lawful Evil|an autocratic Military Dictatorship]] with ambitions to [[Take Over the World]] ==

Think about it: Martin the Warrior was made great by Boar the fighter after Bella sent him to fetch Boar, Martin went to him and got brainwashed with a load of destiny claptrap [[Maybe Magic Maybe Mundane|(or possibly got mind-controlled by genuine magic powers)]] and then immediately went and killed Tsarmina and returned Bella to a position of power, which since [[Murder Is the Best Solution|she suspiciously outlived Martin, the Abbess and all her contemporaries]] [[Perfect Poison|(she was stated to be a fair healer and good with herbs, and although it’s said Badgers normally live a lot longer than others,]] [[Always Murder|the reasons for this are conspicuously never explored)]] she held that power for some time. Later on in ''Triss'' they overthrow a sovereign vermin nation that has never been a threat to them, and [[A Child Shall Lead Them|install a teenager with no experience of politics and in it’s place]]. And in ''High Rhulain'' they overthrow a sovereign vermin nation that has never been a threat to them, [[Innocent Inaccurate|install a teenage Absolute Monarch with no experience of politics in it’s place,]] and even provide her with [[Man Behind the Man|Military Advisors]] [[Does This Remind You of Anything|and letters of advice from]] [[CIA|the Lord of Salamanderstron to help her rule.]] They maker quite a habit of this sort of stuff.

Think about it: Martin the Warrior was made great by Boar the fighter after Bella sent him to fetch Boar, Martin went to him and got brainwashed with a load of destiny claptrap [[Maybe Magic, Maybe Mundane|(or possibly got mind-controlled by genuine magic powers)]] and then immediately went and killed Tsarmina and returned Bella to a position of power, which since [[Murder Is the Best Solution|she suspiciously outlived Martin, the Abbess and all her contemporaries]] [[Perfect Poison|(she was stated to be a fair healer and good with herbs, and although it’s said Badgers normally live a lot longer than others,]] [[Always Murder|the reasons for this are conspicuously never explored)]] she held that power for some time. Later on in ''Triss'' they overthrow a sovereign vermin nation that has never been a threat to them, and [[A Child Shall Lead Them|install a teenager with no experience of politics and in it’s place]]. And in ''High Rhulain'' they overthrow a sovereign vermin nation that has never been a threat to them, [[Innocent Inaccurate|install a teenage Absolute Monarch with no experience of politics in it’s place,]] and even provide her with [[Man Behind the Man|Military Advisors]] [[Does This Remind You of Anything?|and letters of advice from]] [[CIA|the Lord of Salamanderstron to help her rule.]] They maker quite a habit of this sort of stuff.

== The ultimate goal of all Woodlanders in Redwall is the [[Inferred Holocaust|complete extermination]] of all the [[Fantastic Racism|vermin species]] ==

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== Several days have passes since you discovered [[Wild Mass Guessing|WMGs]]. ==

You are now realizing you haven't gotten any work done and you have a new addiction.

* Okay, this one? [[TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|It's true]].

* Okay, this one? [[Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|It's true]].

== The Creationists and Fundamentalists are right; what science tells you otherwise is wrong. ==

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== The last quarter of [[Avatar]] is Jake's [[Dying Dream]] {{spoiler|after being crushed to death by Hometree.}} ==

The [[Humans Are Bastards|bastard humans]] won, Pandora [[Kill It With Fire|burns under]] [[Nuke Em|nuclear]] [[Warhammer 40000|Exterminatus]] and is now a [[Crapsack World|blighted]] [[Polluted Wasteland]], and the surviving Na'vi now live on [[Wretched Hive|ghettos]] as [[Does This Remind You of Anything|slaves, working largely menial jobs, devastated by drugs, prostitution, outright sex slavery, alcoholism and AIDS]], occasionally shedding some single tears as a bulldozer driver chucks a [[Wall E|B'nL Cola]] at their feet and...offering the loosest slots this side of Alpha Centauri!

The [[Humans Are Bastards|bastard humans]] won, Pandora [[Kill It With Fire|burns under]] [[Nuke'Em|nuclear]] [[Warhammer 40000|Exterminatus]] and is now a [[Crapsack World|blighted]] [[Polluted Wasteland]], and the surviving Na'vi now live on [[Wretched Hive|ghettos]] as [[Does This Remind You of Anything?|slaves, working largely menial jobs, devastated by drugs, prostitution, outright sex slavery, alcoholism and AIDS]], occasionally shedding some single tears as a bulldozer driver chucks a [[Wall E|B'nL Cola]] at their feet and...offering the loosest slots this side of Alpha Centauri!

* And [[It Got Worse|it gets worse]]. Kenny G (February 21), [[Yoko Ono]] (March 5) and Justin Bieber are performing there! AGGGHHHH!!!

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== TV Tropes is made up of [[Food Chains]]. ==

Now that you have ate [[The Fair Folk]]'s food and information, [[TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|you are now their slave forever]], and this chain can never be obliterated all for eternity, [[Room 101|unless]]....

Now that you have ate [[The Fair Folk]]'s food and information, [[Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|you are now their slave forever]], and this chain can never be obliterated all for eternity, [[Room 101|unless]]....

== All [[Moe Moe]] characters are designed ''solely'' to be [[Break the Cutie|broken]], so that our perverted power fantasies can be fulfilled ==

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Because this is too true to be a good epileptic tree.

And the [[Dystopia|dystopian]] world of ''[[Nineteen Eighty Four]]'' is run by TV Tropes itself. This is a very inconvenient truth indeed which I myself feel doubleplusungood upon, but come on, any chap [[TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|who got their life ruined by TV Tropes]] and have actually read the book can use the book to explain how [[TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life]]. TV Tropes began as a wiki that presented itself to the masses as a buttload more informal and more friendly than Wikipedia, like how [[Big Brother Is Your Friend|Big Brother presented himself as a friend]] and socialist revolutionary against the Capitalists and Elitists, and suddenly things went out of shape. We got to love Tropes more and more, the Tropes gained more and more authority and rose to the top of the hierarchy, and as a radical deviation from Wikipedian oldthinkers and their obsession with "evidence" and "notability", the format of [[This Very Wiki]] introduces and encourages the use of [[Newspeak]] ([[Wiki Word|Wiki Words]]), doublethink and self denial ([[No Fourth Wall]] structure, anti-empiricism disguised as [[There Is No Such Thing As Notability]]), which at first glance was a fun thing, but in fact is a [[Memetic Mutation|memetic mutative]] [[Mind Manipulation]] mechanism that is utilized in infecting and radically altering and [[Brainwashing]] our minds and perception and leaving us into [[Heroic BSOD|mental stasis]].

And the [[Dystopia|dystopian]] world of ''[[Nineteen Eighty-Four]]'' is run by TV Tropes itself. This is a very inconvenient truth indeed which I myself feel doubleplusungood upon, but come on, any chap [[Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|who got their life ruined by TV Tropes]] and have actually read the book can use the book to explain how [[Tropes Will Ruin Your Life]]. TV Tropes began as a wiki that presented itself to the masses as a buttload more informal and more friendly than Wikipedia, like how [[Big Brother Is Your Friend|Big Brother presented himself as a friend]] and socialist revolutionary against the Capitalists and Elitists, and suddenly things went out of shape. We got to love Tropes more and more, the Tropes gained more and more authority and rose to the top of the hierarchy, and as a radical deviation from Wikipedian oldthinkers and their obsession with "evidence" and "notability", the format of [[This Very Wiki]] introduces and encourages the use of [[Newspeak]] ([[Wiki Word|Wiki Words]]), doublethink and self denial ([[No Fourth Wall]] structure, anti-empiricism disguised as [[There Is No Such Thing As Notability]]), which at first glance was a fun thing, but in fact is a [[Memetic Mutation|memetic mutative]] [[Mind Manipulation]] mechanism that is utilized in infecting and radically altering and [[Brainwashing]] our minds and perception and leaving us into [[Heroic BSOD|mental stasis]].

With the pure power that originally belonged to ourselves having been consumed by the Tropes, They knew how our intricate lives work every single time, They got the power to modify history and reality when They see fit, and we, in turn, were left with ruined, decaying, crapsack lives and an unending, blind, absolute love, fear, acceptance and adoration for Them. Fast Eddie and <s>his fellow moderators</s> The Inner Party utilized this pure power and started to institute large-scale changes, deletions and just plain screwing to both the entire TV Tropes wiki and our minds arbitrarily... like renaming pages, removing content, locking pages, banning people, spreading hateful anti-other wikis propaganda, turning us into either introverted hikikomoris or infectious [[Manchurian Agent|manchurian trolls]], creating an oppressive tropocracy under the guise of [[Utopia Justifies the Means]], generally becoming worse than Wikipedia, [[Arson Murder and Jaywalking|jaywalking]], and so on... just because they don't like something, all in the guise of [[Rule of Cautious Editing Judgement]] (at the cost of Obvious Truth) or simply [[For the Evulz]]. Even [[Four Chan]] (the [[V for Vendetta]] of the Internet) is annoyed by TV Tropes. <ref>We have never been at war with [[The Other Wiki]].</ref> <ref>We have always been at war with [[The Other Wiki]].</ref>

With the pure power that originally belonged to ourselves having been consumed by the Tropes, They knew how our intricate lives work every single time, They got the power to modify history and reality when They see fit, and we, in turn, were left with ruined, decaying, crapsack lives and an unending, blind, absolute love, fear, acceptance and adoration for Them. Fast Eddie and <s>his fellow moderators</s> The Inner Party utilized this pure power and started to institute large-scale changes, deletions and just plain screwing to both the entire TV Tropes wiki and our minds arbitrarily... like renaming pages, removing content, locking pages, banning people, spreading hateful anti-other wikis propaganda, turning us into either introverted hikikomoris or infectious [[Manchurian Agent|manchurian trolls]], creating an oppressive tropocracy under the guise of [[Utopia Justifies the Means]], generally becoming worse than Wikipedia, [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|jaywalking]], and so on... just because they don't like something, all in the guise of [[Rule of Cautious Editing Judgement]] (at the cost of Obvious Truth) or simply [[For the Evulz]]. Even [[Four Chan]] (the [[V for Vendetta]] of the Internet) is annoyed by TV Tropes. <ref>We have never been at war with [[The Other Wiki]].</ref> <ref>We have always been at war with [[The Other Wiki]].</ref>

If you want a vision of the future, [http://www.xkcd.com/609/ imagine a Troper endlessly exploring on Tropes...... forever.]

Send this message to the masses before [[Killed Mid Sentence|we--]] *sent to [[Room 101]]*

Send this message to the masses before [[Killed Mid-Sentence|we--]] *sent to [[Room 101]]*

== [[Unperson|The last troper and entry did not exist. They never did.]] ==

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You wanna know why he always ranted about how the universe is indifferent? Why did he ranted about unstoppable uncaring gods who will make humanity go mad from the revelation by their sheer presence? Because he predicted, and knew, that we will end up in [[Hell On Earth]] whether we like it or not. And [[You Can't Fight Fate]]. [[South Park|Except for the Mormons]].

== ''[[Nineteen Eighty Four]]'' takes place inside [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|The Instrumentality]] ==

== ''[[Nineteen Eighty-Four]]'' takes place inside [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|The Instrumentality]] ==

What's really bad about this is that this isn't just a random theory, Inner Party member O'Brien actually lampshaded this. {{spoiler|During Winston's torture, O'Brien described that the philosophy of Ingsoc is basically a an [[Assimilation Plot]]: "The first thing you must realize is that power is collective. The individual only has power in so far as he ceases to be an individual. You know the Party slogan: Freedom is Slavery. Has it ever occurred to you that it is reversible? Slavery is freedom. '''Alone-free-the individual is always defeated. It must be so, because every human being is doomed to die, which is the greatest of all failures.'' But if he can make complete, utter submission, if he can escape from his identity, if he can merge himself into the Party so that He IS the Party, then he is all-powerful and immortal.'''''}} Sounds like the Instrumentality plot, doesn't it?

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* [[Foe Yay|Yes,]] [[Inverted Trope|just]] [[Fetish Fuel|yes.]]

== ''[[Nineteen Eighty Four]]'' takes place in the [[Haruhi Suzumiya]] universe. In fact, Haruhi created the dystopian 1984 universe as wish fulfilment for her power fantasies. ==

== ''[[Nineteen Eighty-Four]]'' takes place in the [[Haruhi Suzumiya]] universe. In fact, Haruhi created the dystopian 1984 universe as wish fulfilment for her power fantasies. ==

Haruhi = God = B.B. Kyon = [[Only Sane Man]], {{spoiler|forced to love God in the end}} = Winston Mikuru = Tried to seduce Kyon = Julia Itsuki = [[The Philosopher]] = O'Brien Yuki = Possibly the real, active power behind Haruhi / God = The Thought Police /Telescreen

== [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|Shinji Ikari]] didn't {{spoiler|kill Kaworu Nagisa, instead, Kaworu killed Shinji [[Loud of War|by playing]] the [[Read or Die (Anime)|Suicide Symphony]] a.k.a. Symphony no. 9 The Ode To Joy on him.}} ==

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== ''[[My Immortal]]'' is GENUINELY WRITTEN and is not a [[Troll Fic]] whatsoever. ==

* Well there ''is'' [[~~Poes~~ Law]]...

* Well there ''is'' [[Poe's Law]]...

== [[The Human Centipede]] ''really is'' 100% medically accurate. ==

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* [[Futurama|I'm afraid we need to use... MATH.]]

* [[Sincerity Mode|Sounds awesome. Why can't it be in the near future?]]

* [[~~Its~~ Been Done]]. [[Yes We DO Have This One|We DO Have]] [[Straw Vulcan|This One]]. "[[Vega Strike|Further resistance would be illogical.]]" [[Wave Motion Gun|<BLAZ>]]

* [[It's Been Done]]. [[Yes We DO Have This One|We DO Have]] [[Straw Vulcan|This One]]. "[[Vega Strike|Further resistance would be illogical.]]" [[Wave Motion Gun|<BLAZ>]]

== [[Megaman Battle Network|Netto]] is dead. Games 3-6 are his radiation induced hallucinations and dying dream. ==

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== [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|Shinji]] was using Asuka's hand in the hospital scene. ==

And thus is even more screwed up than first thought.

* Wait. Wait.... [[Flat What|What?]] [[Big What|WHAT?]] No. [[Big No|NO.]] OH! [[Squick|UGH!]] [[Go Mad From the Revelation|AAAAAAAAAH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!]] [[Oh My Gods|OH MY GODS.]] ''OH MY GODS!'' '''OH MY GODS!''' [[Family Guy|Oh, I'm never gonna be able to eat ice cream aga-]]'''''OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!1!!!'''''

* Wait. Wait.... [[Flat What|What?]] [[Big "What?"|WHAT?]] No. [[Big No|NO.]] OH! [[Squick|UGH!]] [[Go Mad From the Revelation|AAAAAAAAAH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!]] [[Oh My Gods|OH MY GODS.]] ''OH MY GODS!'' '''OH MY GODS!''' [[Family Guy|Oh, I'm never gonna be able to eat ice cream aga-]]'''''OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!1!!!'''''

* If you re-watch the scene, Asuka's hand ''IS'' hanging off the edge of the hospital bed afterward, so it looks like [[Despair Event Horizon|this one's true]].

* Can you imagine if Shinji used another guy's hand!? [[Family Guy|That would be even worse. Like, would that even exist? Let's Google it and see what comes up!]]

== During [[Dude She's Like in A Coma|THAT scene]] of ''[[End of Evangelion]]'', not only did Shinji use Asuka's hand... ==

== During [[Dude, She's Like, in A Coma|THAT scene]] of ''[[End of Evangelion]]'', not only did Shinji use Asuka's hand... ==

...she was fully conscious but [[And I Must Scream|paralyzed]]. (There have been reports of coma victims being aware of their surroundings and people's comments, but unable to react.)

* During the Instrumentality sequence, she even acknowledges that ''she knew''. Asuka even openly told Shinji that she can openly display herself in all her lustful glory to be wanked at.

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* He could just do that in the bathroom instead.

** He has a computer in his room. Do you really think he wouldn't use it for that?

* Worse than that. You know how in Toy Story 3 Bonnie's toys actually know how to use computers? Yes. [[Rule ~~Thirty Four~~|There is toy pron out there]]. And that is what Andy is whatevering to, since it seems he has more attachment to his toys than real people

* Worse than that. You know how in Toy Story 3 Bonnie's toys actually know how to use computers? Yes. [[Rule 34|There is toy pron out there]]. And that is what Andy is whatevering to, since it seems he has more attachment to his toys than real people

== [[Final Fantasy VI|Kefka]] enslaved Terra. ==

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== [[Pokémon Black and White|Concordia and Anthea]] are the result of [[Wife Husbandry]] by Ghetsis. ==

He raised them isolated from the outside world from a young age {{spoiler|much like N was}}, but with the additional function of serving as concubines and making more children for his empire. Oh, and either of them is possibly {{spoiler|N's mother (and maybe those of A-M above)}}. Notice how young both of them look in that opening cutscene? Now guess N's age from his appearance and put two and two together. (Still don't get it? {{spoiler|Ghetsis impregnated them [[Squick|as soon as they began puberty.]] And yes, it also means that N is a rapechild. [[Nightmare Fuel ~~Stationattendant~~|You're bloody welcome.]]}})

He raised them isolated from the outside world from a young age {{spoiler|much like N was}}, but with the additional function of serving as concubines and making more children for his empire. Oh, and either of them is possibly {{spoiler|N's mother (and maybe those of A-M above)}}. Notice how young both of them look in that opening cutscene? Now guess N's age from his appearance and put two and two together. (Still don't get it? {{spoiler|Ghetsis impregnated them [[Squick|as soon as they began puberty.]] And yes, it also means that N is a rapechild. [[Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant|You're bloody welcome.]]}})

* Any child of [[Complete Monster|Ghetsis]] is [[Mind Rape|a rapechild.]] [[Logic Bomb|Even if they aren't the product of rape.]]

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== [[All Blue Entry|Blue TV Tropes links]] [[Fridge Horror|are all]] [[Soylent Green|Made From Murdered]] [[The Smurfs|Smurfs]] ==

* [[This Troper|So what]] [[X Just X|about the]] [[No Just No|red links?]]

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* Good point. What about ALL OF THE SUBWIKIS!? What Smurf organs and fluids make that? Using Snork if you run low?

== [[Tropers/Fast Eddie|Fast Eddie]] is a [[Complete Monster]] who uses TV Tropes [[TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|to ruin the masses' lives]] and [[Driven to Suicide|drive some of them to suicide]]... ==

== [[Tropers/Fast Eddie|Fast Eddie]] is a [[Complete Monster]] who uses TV Tropes [[Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|to ruin the masses' lives]] and [[Driven to Suicide|drive some of them to suicide]]... ==

....while he extracts their money forever and occasionally commits Smurf genocide to make those aforementioned Blue TV Tropes links.

* Does he also use Snorks for the other colors?

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* [[Tsundere|Kagami]] actually has a yuri/dominance & submission crush on Konata, which is why she hangs out with her so often, but to reveal outing herself (and to avoid people thinking she's also an otaku), she becomes the [[Alpha Bitch]] (sometimes [[Bitch in Sheep's Clothing|in sheep's clothing]]).

* Meanwhile, [[The Ditz|Tsukasa]] herself really is [[Improbably Low IQ|severely mentally retarded]] and thus also bullied, even by her own sister and parents, who see her as just a mere pet. Don't be deceived by those [[Tareme Eyes]]: since cruelty begets cruelty, and mental retardation causes someone to be an [[Unwitting Pawn]] as a bully's minion, and wanting to seem "badass," she went along following everyone else picking on Konata. (Yes, yes. This is, in South Park, also what [[Jerkass|Eric Cartman]] did to get out of the "bullied" gutter and become [[Complete Monster|a bully]] himself, and which [[The Omen|Dam]][[The Antichrist|ien]] also did to Pip to get attention from Stan and Kyle.)

* Because [[Moe]] is "unrealistic", it's very likely that Miyuki does not exist, just being a projection of Konata's broken ideals. Alternatively, she compensates for being a [[Lonely Rich Kid]] who is further isolated by her [[Intelligence Equals Isolation|encyclopaedic knowledge]] and [[Dojikko|coordination disorder]] (and thus both envied and despised by the rest of the more [[Jerk Jock|physically-competent popular clique]]) by becoming a [[Rich Bitch]] (a particular favourite for [[Screw the Rules I Have Money|manipulative bribery]] is Konata due to her debt caused by her escapism-fueled anime addiction).

* Because [[Moe]] is "unrealistic", it's very likely that Miyuki does not exist, just being a projection of Konata's broken ideals. Alternatively, she compensates for being a [[Lonely Rich Kid]] who is further isolated by her [[Intelligence Equals Isolation|encyclopaedic knowledge]] and [[Dojikko|coordination disorder]] (and thus both envied and despised by the rest of the more [[Jerk Jock|physically-competent popular clique]]) by becoming a [[Rich Bitch]] (a particular favourite for [[Screw the Rules, I Have Money|manipulative bribery]] is Konata due to her debt caused by her escapism-fueled anime addiction).

* Alternatively, they're all [[Affably Evil]] thus projecting the Moe image, but as a form of [[Manipulative Bastard|cynical manipulation]] (A well-known example of this [[Deconstruction]] of the Moe-Blob is {{spoiler|[[Haruhi Suzumiya|Mikuru Asahina]], who's just faking the whole thing to cynically manipulate everyone on orders from her future self, and driving the plot via time Travel}}). Especially Miyuki and Tsukasa. [[The Reveal]] does come, but it only ends up creating more Cognitive Dissonance, thus trapping our otaku into a horrifying mixture of depression and [[Stockholm Syndrome]].

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* And of course, as the [[Deconstruction]] of [[Power Fantasy/Playing With|Power Fantasy]] has shown, [[Cuckoo Nest|she ends up in an]] [[Bedlam House|asylum]].

** [[Stock Epileptic Trees|....Living the rest of her imaginary life as the all-powerful]] [[Haruhi Suzumiya (Literature)|Haruhi]] [[Actor Allusion|Suzumiya]].

* And that Lucky Star that she wished on? [[It Got Worse|It's actually]] [[Madoka Magica|Kyubey]]. Yes, yes. {{spoiler|Konata eventually becomes a Witch}}, and [[Lucky Star]] takes place inside a Witch's barrier where Kagami, Tsukasa, Miyuki and other familiars are [[Year Inside Hour Outside|imprisoned for indefinite amounts of time]], [[And I Must Scream|sealed in a nihilistic existence as moe-blobs talking about pointless things, fully aware of everything they are doing but unable to break the control or cry for help, trapped inside their own bodies, for what seems like forever.]]

* And that Lucky Star that she wished on? [[It Got Worse|It's actually]] [[Madoka Magica|Kyubey]]. Yes, yes. {{spoiler|Konata eventually becomes a Witch}}, and [[Lucky Star]] takes place inside a Witch's barrier where Kagami, Tsukasa, Miyuki and other familiars are [[Year Inside, Hour Outside|imprisoned for indefinite amounts of time]], [[And I Must Scream|sealed in a nihilistic existence as moe-blobs talking about pointless things, fully aware of everything they are doing but unable to break the control or cry for help, trapped inside their own bodies, for what seems like forever.]]

== [[The Big O (Anime)|Roger Smith]] is insane. ==

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They are trying to lull us into a false sense of security by assuring us they are not to be feared. In fact, [[Saturday Night Liveexcessive|cowbell use acts as a beacon,]] and has doomed us all by summoning them hundreds of years ahead of schedule.

== My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic actually takes place in the far future, after the [[~~Humanitys~~ Wake|fall of mankind]]. ==

== My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic actually takes place in the far future, after the [[Humanity's Wake|fall of mankind]]. ==

Twilight Sparkle and Dr. Whooves unwittingly travel back in time to our Earth where they are treated as gods and a world-wide cult is set up around Twilight Sparkle as she can perform actual science-defying magic. Soon, religious war engulfs the planet, as more and more nations (especially Third-World countries) are taken over by the growing zealous militia of the Brony Cult which culminates in nuclear apocaylpse, but not before Twilight gives birth to two baby girls named Celestia and Luna...Which means all pony culture is built upon the remnants of human civilisation. Or it's set in the past, and all human culture is built upon the remnants of pony civilisation!

* [[Twilight (Literature)|Twilight]] [[It Got Worse|Spar]][[Oh Crap|kle?]]

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== The next kiss between River and [[Doctor Who (TV)|the Doctor]] will be River's first and the Doctor's last. ==

* This would make their relationship - which we've been building up to since Silence in the Library - the biggest lost opportunity ever. It never happened because they were both waiting for the other to show an indication that it was okay. They were so worried about the [[Timey Wimey Ball]] exploding they never took advantage of what was right in front of them. Yeah, THIS BETTER NOT BE TRUE. Damn plot bunnies.

* This would make their relationship - which we've been building up to since Silence in the Library - the biggest lost opportunity ever. It never happened because they were both waiting for the other to show an indication that it was okay. They were so worried about the [[Timey-Wimey Ball]] exploding they never took advantage of what was right in front of them. Yeah, THIS BETTER NOT BE TRUE. Damn plot bunnies.

** Or worse, the reason River looks so gutted and heartbroken? ''It's her first kiss too.''

== In [[Team Fortress 2 (Video Game)|Team Fortress 2]] rainbows make the Scout cry because, in an attempt to date someone as fast and as cocky as he was, the Scout asked out [[My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|Rainbow Dash]] and got shot down. ==

== In [[Team Fortress 2 (Video Game)|Team Fortress 2]] rainbows make the Scout cry because, in an attempt to date someone as fast and as cocky as he was, the Scout asked out [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|Rainbow Dash]] and got shot down. ==

* [[Image Boards|Rejection:]] [[Memetic Mutation|Now 20% more painful.]]

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There are no non-anthros anywhere.

== [[My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|Rainbow Dash]] did NOT successfully pull off the Sonic Rainboom. ==

== [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|Rainbow Dash]] did NOT successfully pull off the Sonic Rainboom. ==

The end of that episode is all a dream she experiences for a split second before slamming into the ground at close to mach one, along with Rarity and the wonderbolts.

== [[My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|Rainbow Dash]] did successfully pull off the Sonic Rainboom and save her friends, but the G-forces involved in pulling up inches before hitting the ground [[It Got Worse|crushed her prefrontal cortex against her Skull and lobotomised her]] ==

== [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|Rainbow Dash]] did successfully pull off the Sonic Rainboom and save her friends, but the G-forces involved in pulling up inches before hitting the ground [[It Got Worse|crushed her prefrontal cortex against her Skull and lobotomised her]] ==

The end of the episode, all everything in the series from that point is her coma-dream. She did however get to meet the wonderbolts: they visited her in hospital where she lies in [[And I Must Scream|dribbling, non-responsive vegetative agony]], [[Who Wants to Live Forever|unable to die]] because [[Fan Nickname|Trollestia]] won’t do the honourable thing and call in the glue factory.

The end of the episode, all everything in the series from that point is her coma-dream. She did however get to meet the wonderbolts: they visited her in hospital where she lies in [[And I Must Scream|dribbling, non-responsive vegetative agony]], [[Who Wants to Live Forever?|unable to die]] because [[Fan Nickname|Trollestia]] won’t do the honourable thing and call in the glue factory.

This, sadly, explains why no pony should ever attempt to meddle with supersonic flight: the only other one to try was Derpy, and before she tried, she wasn't.

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== [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_731 Unit] [[Theyd Cut You Up|7]][[Fate Worse Than Death|3]][[Nightmare Fuel|1]] is still up and running ==

Well like how the United States collected German scientists after the war (Wernher von Braun helped in designing the Saturn V rocket), Douglas MacArthur secretly granted [[Karma Houdini|immunity to the physicians of Unit 731]] in exchange for providing America, but not the other wartime allies, with their research on biological warfare. And in Japan, nobody really wants to talk about war crimes during World War II. Of course the physicians seem to live fairly normal lives, but who knows what [[Guro|sickfuckery]] they are doing [[For Science|for science]] and the US....

Well like how the United States collected German scientists after the war (Wernher von Braun helped in designing the Saturn V rocket), Douglas MacArthur secretly granted [[Karma Houdini|immunity to the physicians of Unit 731]] in exchange for providing America, but not the other wartime allies, with their research on biological warfare. And in Japan, nobody really wants to talk about war crimes during World War II. Of course the physicians seem to live fairly normal lives, but who knows what [[Guro|sickfuckery]] they are doing [[For Science!|for science]] and the US....

* And its head nowadays is Josef [[The Human Centipede|Heiter]]

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== Japan is going into Hell. ==

Look at the signs. 2012. Global Warming, which is bad for a small island nation which already is the meeting place for three different tectonic plates (and contains ten percent of the world's active volcanoes). Giant tsunami hits Japan. Fukushima nuclear disaster that would almost rival Chernobyl. Financial crisis. Terrorism. Nearby [[Ax Crazy]] neighbour North Korea has nuclear weapons. Population decline due to [[Hikikomori|Hikikomoris]] and Feminism, which helped them become extremely filthy rich at first, but is coming back to bite them and encourage gender conflicts, which in turn encourages more otakus and hikikomoris seeing the ideal of [[Moe]] as their messiah and primary reason to live. [[~~Peoples~~ Republic of Tyranny|China]] surpassing their economic growth, making their filthy rich-ness irrelevant. Ishihara comes to power and then proceeds to wage a crusade against anime. Some troper found out about Japan being R'lyeh (see above). The end is nigh, and it takes the form of [[The Antichrist]] landing in Tokyo, also known by many as "the city waiting to die", to turn it into [[The Tokyo Fireball|a fireball]].

Look at the signs. 2012. Global Warming, which is bad for a small island nation which already is the meeting place for three different tectonic plates (and contains ten percent of the world's active volcanoes). Giant tsunami hits Japan. Fukushima nuclear disaster that would almost rival Chernobyl. Financial crisis. Terrorism. Nearby [[Ax Crazy]] neighbour North Korea has nuclear weapons. Population decline due to [[Hikikomori|Hikikomoris]] and Feminism, which helped them become extremely filthy rich at first, but is coming back to bite them and encourage gender conflicts, which in turn encourages more otakus and hikikomoris seeing the ideal of [[Moe]] as their messiah and primary reason to live. [[People's Republic of Tyranny|China]] surpassing their economic growth, making their filthy rich-ness irrelevant. Ishihara comes to power and then proceeds to wage a crusade against anime. Some troper found out about Japan being R'lyeh (see above). The end is nigh, and it takes the form of [[The Antichrist]] landing in Tokyo, also known by many as "the city waiting to die", to turn it into [[The Tokyo Fireball|a fireball]].

For those who say that [[Haruhi Suzumiya|God]], who lives in Japan, will save us, [[God Is Evil|think again.]]

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Poison oak epileptic trees exist (and they have copious amounts of rape) because and only because the Tropers who create them are sadists, weirdoes and [[Nightmare Fetishist|NightmareFetishists]] who [[A Date With Rosie Palms|get off]] on it. [[Rule 34|No matter how weird.]] Seriously, if the was a [[Poison Oak Epileptic Trees|tree]] that said…

== Every time you create a new Poison Oak Epileptic tree Trope-tan gets guro-raped by a [[~~Everythings~~ Worse With Bears|Polar Bear]]. ==

== Every time you create a new Poison Oak Epileptic tree Trope-tan gets guro-raped by a [[Everything's Worse With Bears|Polar Bear]]. ==

…one of your fellow tropers is getting off on that, and for all I know it’s '''''[[Tomato in The Mirror|YOU!]]'''''

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** In the Japanese continuity, Eggman's been Eggman and the place has been Earth since 1991, and Amy predates Knuckles.

== Angel Bunny abuses [[My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|Fluttershy]] ==

== Angel Bunny abuses [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|Fluttershy]] ==

Physically, emotionally and sexually.

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Ever since ''Haruhi'', at least two of the cast members of their series has been plagued by misfortune (e.g. [[Aya Hirano]]) or the series has bombed (e.g. ''[[Nichijou]]''). To wit...

* Four of the ''[[Lucky Star]]'' cast members made the former [[Real Life]] [[The Woobie]] list ([[Aya Hirano]], [[Kaori Fukuhara]], [[Emiri Katou]] and [[Shizuka Hasegawa]]), for lackluster subsequent careers, [[Fan Dumb]] issues, medical issues [[Arson Murder and Jaywalking|and being cast as]] [[Madoka Magica|Kyubey]]. Also [[The Musical]] (yes, they were planning one) was cancelled after the 2011 earthquake.

* Four of the ''[[Lucky Star]]'' cast members made the former [[Real Life]] [[The Woobie]] list ([[Aya Hirano]], [[Kaori Fukuhara]], [[Emiri Katou]] and [[Shizuka Hasegawa]]), for lackluster subsequent careers, [[Fan Dumb]] issues, medical issues [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|and being cast as]] [[Madoka Magica|Kyubey]]. Also [[The Musical]] (yes, they were planning one) was cancelled after the 2011 earthquake.

* With ''[[K-On!]]'', [[Ayana Taketatsu]] suffered a slight backlash from the [[Fan Dumb]] when she was found to have a boyfriend (via a photo taken some time ago). Star [[Aki Toyosaki]] suffered an even harsher one when she was found to be living with a boyfriend...via a stalker. This seemed to lead to a sort of [[Break the Cutie]] moment for the usually fluffy Aki. As of November 2011 it remains to be seen how this will affect [[The Movie]] (as well as Aki and ''K-On'' costar [[Minako Kotobuki]]'s idol group Sphere).

* Nothing too bad has befallen the ''Nichijou'' cast, but unfortunately ratings and DVD sales for the show have been way down.

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Is this perhaps the revenge of Yutaka Yamamoto (the director fired from ''Lucky Star'')?

== [[God]] is real, and in fact started all life on the universe, but only so he could use our [[Who Wants to Live Forever|immortal souls]] [[God Is Evil|as food upon our death]]. ==

== [[God]] is real, and in fact started all life on the universe, but only so he could use our [[Who Wants to Live Forever?|immortal souls]] [[God Is Evil|as food upon our death]]. ==

Evolution, emotions, intelligence and the like are nothing more than a refinement process to make tastier souls for consumption by [[Eldritch Abomination|God]]. There shall come onto a time when we shall all settle in the stomach of God, and [[Cosmic Horror Story|all our labours shall have been in vain]]. Thus we find a new definition of pain [[Year Inside Hour Outside|as we are digested and ressurected over and over again, because his stomach is beyond Time itself]]. [[And I Must Scream|And we shall weep and gnash our teeth, to wallow helpless, sightless, voiceless and powerless in writhing agony as we are boiled in the insides of a pan-dimensional eldritch abomination, day and night, forever and ever.]]

Evolution, emotions, intelligence and the like are nothing more than a refinement process to make tastier souls for consumption by [[Eldritch Abomination|God]]. There shall come onto a time when we shall all settle in the stomach of God, and [[Cosmic Horror Story|all our labours shall have been in vain]]. Thus we find a new definition of pain [[Year Inside, Hour Outside|as we are digested and ressurected over and over again, because his stomach is beyond Time itself]]. [[And I Must Scream|And we shall weep and gnash our teeth, to wallow helpless, sightless, voiceless and powerless in writhing agony as we are boiled in the insides of a pan-dimensional eldritch abomination, day and night, forever and ever.]]

== Remember ''[[The Critic]]'' webisodes? ==

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* Who's Patrick?

== [[My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]] is in fact a [[Dystopia]] ruled with an iron fist by Princess [[Fan Nickname|Molestia]] through a regime that would make [[Josef Stalin]] and [[Nineteen Eighty Four|The Party]] blanch; the sugarcoating is just from a propaganda piece ==

== [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]] is in fact a [[Dystopia]] ruled with an iron fist by Princess [[Fan Nickname|Molestia]] through a regime that would make [[Josef Stalin]] and [[Nineteen Eighty-Four|The Party]] blanch; the sugarcoating is just from a propaganda piece ==

And Luna is Trotsky / Goldstein.

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== All [[Moe]] characters are [[Gurren Lagann|Anti-Spiral messengers]] ==

== ''[[Uzumaki]]'' is actually [[Very Loosely Based On a True Story|based on a Real Life]] attempt by scientists to discover a [[Magitek]] device that harnesses [[Gurren Lagann|Spiral Energy]] and then testing it on a village, with the intention to solve the energy crisis once and for all... but of course it has [[Gone Horribly Wrong]], because Real Life lies in the [[Cosmic Horror Story]] genre. ==

== ''[[Uzumaki]]'' is actually [[Very Loosely Based on a True Story|based on a Real Life]] attempt by scientists to discover a [[Magitek]] device that harnesses [[Gurren Lagann|Spiral Energy]] and then testing it on a village, with the intention to solve the energy crisis once and for all... but of course it has [[Gone Horribly Wrong]], because Real Life lies in the [[Cosmic Horror Story]] genre. ==

== [[Gurren Lagann|Yoko]] is [[The Bible|Judas]]. ==

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He only took on the dog form in order to lull mankind into a false sense of security.

== The Mane Six in ''[[My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]'' are the five ''[[Animorphs (Literature)|Animorphs]]'' [[My Friends and Zoidberg|(Plus Ax)]] after they went [[Mode Lock|over their two hour limit.]] ==

== The Mane Six in ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]'' are the five ''[[Animorphs (Literature)|Animorphs]]'' [[My Friends and Zoidberg|(Plus Ax)]] after they went [[Mode Lock|over their two hour limit.]] ==

Twilight is Jake, AJ is Marco, Dashie is Rachel, Fluttershy is Cassie, Rarity is Tobias (post Taylor-induced mental-breakdown) and Pinkie is Ax (Cinnamon BUNZAH!!!!!!!)

* then who's Celestia?

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** Nah, she's the Ellimist. Trixie is Visser Three. Nightmare moon is Crayak, Discord is the powerful creature in The Familiar that never gets mentioned again, Gilda is Taylor and Derpy is Visser One (it's never the ones you suspect).

== ''[[My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]'' takes place in the same universe as ''[[Jack]]''. ==

== ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]'' takes place in the same universe as ''[[Jack]]''. ==

Drip/Derpy anypony?

== ''[[My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]'' Celestia really is [http://askprincessmolestia.tumblr.com/ Molestia] and everything on that Tumblr is canon. ==

== ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]'' Celestia really is [http://askprincessmolestia.tumblr.com/ Molestia] and everything on that Tumblr is canon. ==

== [[Madoka Magica|Kyubey]] caused the 2011 Tohoku earthquake. ==

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But it hasn't happened yet. It takes place after your death...and reincarnation. As a barnacle. [[Don't Explain the Joke|An ugly one.]]

== [[My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|Celestia and Luna]] are not sisters: Celestia is stuck in some sort of messed up [[Fight Club|Jack/Tyler Durden]] relationship. ==

== [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|Celestia and Luna]] are not sisters: Celestia is stuck in some sort of messed up [[Fight Club|Jack/Tyler Durden]] relationship. ==

== Or, even more awesomely, ''Celestia'' is Tyler and ''Luna'' is Jack. ==

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** “Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!”

== [[Star Wars|Jar-Jar]] is [[Luke I Am Your Father|Luke’s father.]] ==

== [[Star Wars|Jar-Jar]] is [[Luke, I Am Your Father|Luke’s father.]] ==

* No! No! That's not true. [[Canon Defilement|That's impossible!]]

** Search yousa feelings, you *know* it to be true!

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== [[Memetic Mutation|You're]] [[Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei|in despair.]] ==

[[TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|The fact that you waste your time editing TV Tropes out of despair has left you in despair.]]

[[Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|The fact that you waste your time editing TV Tropes out of despair has left you in despair.]]

== [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Amy Rose]] isn't pink furred: she is bald ==

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== The world will end on May 15th, 2012 when meteors rain down from above, killing all life on Earth except for a group of teenagers who will escape by playing [[Homestuck (Webcomic)|Sburb]]. ==

== [[My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|Discord]] is a [[Doctor Who (TV)|weeping angel.]] ==

== [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|Discord]] is a [[Doctor Who (TV)|weeping angel.]] ==

The personification of chaos itself, he was locked away in stone for a thousand years (or so) and if you look at him for too long, ''you turn grey!''

* Nope, it's okay. It was Discord's magic that turned them like that. It was so signify that the character's weren't themselves. They didn't look like that to Twilight, only to us. Or it would have been painfully obvious something was amiss.

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* Ah, but there have been no instances of any Weeping Angel type entities, save for the Cockatrice, but that's a mythological creature that has always had the ability to turn things into stone. And Celestia and Luna turned Discord into stone with magic, and Discord turned the Mane 6 into stone with magic, too. With the Weeping Angels, it's a natural process.

[[Droit Du Seigneur|Droit]] [[Double Standard Rape Divine On Mortal|du]] [[I Have You Now My Pretty|seigneur]] at it’s best, folks.

[[Droit Du Seigneur|Droit]] [[Double Standard Rape Divine On Mortal|du]] [[I Have You Now, My Pretty|seigneur]] at it’s best, folks.

== [[Sherlock Holmes]] is a eunuch. ==

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He has undiagnosed Marfan Syndrome. And so, by implication, do [[Cabin Pressure|all]] [[Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (Film)|other]] [[Benedict Cumberbatch]] characters. (At least all the [[The Hobbit (Film)|human ones]].)

== [[The Jungle Book|Baloo]] is [[~~Everythings~~ Worse With Bears|Pedobear]] ==

== [[The Jungle Book|Baloo]] is [[Everything's Worse With Bears|Pedobear]] ==

Poor, poor Mowgli...

* And they already have Pedosnake (Kaa). No wonder Bagheera wants Mowgli to leave the jungle...

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He will rise up in the final book and eat everyone: No plots will be resolved, no personal struggles will mean anything, the story will just end without anyone resolving their individual storylines; [[Rocks Fall Everyone Dies|Cthulhu rises, everyone gets eaten.]]

== [[My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]] and [[Mass Effect]] are the same universe. ==

== [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]] and [[Mass Effect]] are the same universe. ==

Humanity was destroyed by the Reapers and ponies became the next sapient race to rise to power. Discord was a construct of the Reapers designed to keep ponykind subjugated. Fast-forward a few hundred millenia in the FiM storyline and the Mass Effect / FiM crossovers will be canon in the form of Mass Effect 4 as the Mane Six travel across the universe and defeat the Reapers once and for all, only to discover that the Reapers were the only thing stopping the Smooze from consuming and assimilating all matter in the universe, thus setting up the plot for Mass Effect 5.

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== [[Blues]] musicians must feed on murdered Smurfs daily or lose their musical talent. ==

They also have to feast on the blood of Snorks so they don’t [[Our Vampires Are Different|crumble to dust in direct sunlight]], and drink a mixture of [[Bread Eggs Milk Squick|Rye, Bourbon and]] [[My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|Fluttershy’s tears]] every twenty minutes or [[Involuntary Shapeshifting|they turn into pumpkins]] [[When the Clock Strikes Twelve|on the stroke of midnight]]. Also never [[Gremlins|feed a Blues musician after midnight or let them get wet]]: it doesn't do anything supernatural to them, [[Boring but Practical|it just tends to put them of their set if their either too full or soaking wet during late performances.]]

They also have to feast on the blood of Snorks so they don’t [[Our Vampires Are Different|crumble to dust in direct sunlight]], and drink a mixture of [[Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick|Rye, Bourbon and]] [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|Fluttershy’s tears]] every twenty minutes or [[Involuntary Shapeshifting|they turn into pumpkins]] [[When the Clock Strikes Twelve|on the stroke of midnight]]. Also never [[Gremlins|feed a Blues musician after midnight or let them get wet]]: it doesn't do anything supernatural to them, [[Boring but Practical|it just tends to put them of their set if their either too full or soaking wet during late performances.]]

* Providing sufficient quantities of Fluttershy tears was difficult at first and was the limiting factor in Blues production up until recently, but eventually we hit on the idea of cloning her several thousand times and collecting the tears with a specialised funnel that fits under her eyes, along with [[Room 101|a million clones of Angel Bunny, and a large blender]]. And when that doesn’t work, [[What Do You Mean ~~Its~~ Not Heinous|we read fanfic to her.]]

* Providing sufficient quantities of Fluttershy tears was difficult at first and was the limiting factor in Blues production up until recently, but eventually we hit on the idea of cloning her several thousand times and collecting the tears with a specialised funnel that fits under her eyes, along with [[Room 101|a million clones of Angel Bunny, and a large blender]]. And when that doesn’t work, [[What Do You Mean It's Not Heinous?|we read fanfic to her.]]

** But you only need five clones of [[Madoka Magica|Madoka Kaname]] to do the work of over 9000 Fluttershy clones with very little provocation, and her tears produce only one-eighth the emissions! <ref>Yeah, the...byproducts carry a risk of starting Instrumentality, but what else is there? ''Solar'' power? Listening to Justin Bieber instead of the blues? Pfft.</ref>

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