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Contrary to expectation, [[Madoka Magica|Madoka]] is the Antichrist to [[Haruhi Suzumiya|Haruhi]]'s Jesus.
* Yes, yes. [[Comedic Sociopathy|Sociopathic]] [[Jerkass|bitches]] (like [[God Is Evil|Haruhi]]) go to Heaven, while being a [[Moe|cute]] [[Nice Girl]] (like Madoka) [[No Good Deed Goes Unpunished|will get you forever consigned to Hell]] [[For the Evulz|for O-Haruhi-Sama's sadistic amusement]].
** And [[Always a Bigger Fish|then there's]] the cranky and [[:Category:Yandere|insanely jealous]] [[The Bible|Yahweh]]. The good news: the pretender Haruhi will join Madoka in hell. The bad news: all you Haruhiists and Madokists out there better burn your respective [[DV Ds]], mangas and merchandise lest you join them.
*** But we all know that judging from the series (especially her mistreatment of Kyon and Mikuru while unconsciously holding Reality in hostage), [[Haruhi Suzumiya]] ''is'' Yahweh in [[Sealed Inside a Person-Shaped Can|canned Slice Of Life Schoolgirl]] form. The [[Messianic Archetype|eternal suffering of both Kyon and Madoka]] are what's preventing her from going [[Hell on Earth|full-on Sociopath]] against humanity.
** And of course, Haruhi is ''royally'' pissed that ''Madoka'' [https://web.archive.org/web/20111011174354/http://hashihime.blogspot.com/2011/03/madoka-magica-passes-haruhi-as.html has surpassed her show as the best-selling anime of all time].