Progress Island U.S.A./YMMV
- Crossing the Line Twice: "When Judy Garland died, it destroyed Puerto Rico's economy."
- "Fun times at Guantánamo!"
- "A rich culture and heritage..." "Which we bulldozed over to build more skyscrapers."
- "Puerto Rico has been praised for the beauty of her landscape..." "And sacked and pillaged many many times."
- "Spinal injuries are popular on the island as well."