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* "They needed to be hosed down." (A [http://indemaat.livejournal.com/12616.html humorous] [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3413231/2/The_PPC_at_Torchwood_Three joke] by indemaat.)
* Stormsong and Skyfire tend to get caught up in these, both the [http://chelonianmobile.livejournal.com/51752.html Gay Weasel Sketch], [http://chelonianmobile.livejournal.com/48303.html and "Why is it glittery?!"]. The [http://www.keldale.f9.co.uk/tabularasa/mission7.htm "Rape Jar"], also. (Links NSFB.)
* Jay and Acacia leaving a Sue to die in the [[Rammstein|video for]] ''[[Rammstein|Ich Will.]]''
* [http://rc45.dreamwidth.org/84702.html "Don't ask questions, just grab that penis!"] (Not safe for work or sanity.)
* The [[Stylistic Suck]] in [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1775317/1/bPPC_b_Mossflower_Division Rena and Shay's missions], which, to comply with fanfiction.net rules, weren't "found" badfic, but were written by Rena and Shay's author.
{{quote|"It was night-time. The birds were asleep. The stars shone black in the sky. Under regular circumstances, 'stars shining black' would have been impossible; however, in this world, anything could happen."
"erthstrype loked up at Psilophyta. 'd00d u safed me!111' He said." }}
* One particularly dreadful ''[[Pirates of the Caribbean]]'' 'fic had a character declare that a dress "makes me look a thinner." The effect of these [[Exact Words]] on the story led to a burst of hysterical laughter from the agents present and what is probably the only charge of "causing [[wikipedia:Paint thinner|a chemical solution]] to wear clothes" in the history of the PPC.
* [[Two Words: Obvious Trope|Ten words]]: [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1506827/1/ "My name is Salina Rose,] and I AM A [[Rouge Angles of Satin|PIRATATE]]!" Also:
{{quote|"Uh, when the hell did that happen?" Leigh pointed at the naval ship that had just appeared next to the Pearl. "And why is it tied to us?"
Jira shrugged and ducked as an English cleric flew over her head. "Because the author doesn't know the difference between Loose and Lose, nor does she know Canon from Cannon." }}
* In "[https://web.archive.org/web/20141104103222/http://rc273.webs.com/gorillazinthemst.htm Gorillaz In The MST]", Agent Kestrel threatens Murdoc Niccals if he does anything wrong like so:
{{quote|'''Kestrel''':One false move from yew, sir, one word outta yore mouth wot I don’t like, an’ I’ll cockblock yer by kickin’ it til ye ‘ave a falsetto wot’d make Justin Bieber jealous. Any questions, dearie?
'''Murdoc''': Erk. }}
* Sandwich!Stu in ''[http://vgdivision.livejournal.com/1505.html With A Side of Chips and a Soda]''.
{{quote|"Anyway, you are charged with deliberately poor writing, wanton cruelty to punctuation, violation of the laws of physics, violating the laws of chemistry, violating the laws of biology, being ridiculously over-powered, misusing Hammerspace, creating minis, abuse of the word ‘chopper,’ annoying PPC agents, and [[Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick|being an abomination against nature due to being a sandwich that walks like a man.]] [...] Nameless bit character," Laura said to the trembling woman. "You are charged with being a nameless bit character, for aiding and abetting a Stu, and for having a grasp of reality so thin that you have no problem with a giant sandwich."}}
* [http://starshadowhall.tripod.com/ppc/rc999/05rc.html Ring Child], which has the misspelling 'a hord was blown'. There happened to be a very large number of goblins nearby at the time. 
** Later:
{{quote|'''Nume:'''''[Charging the Stu]''...Opening the Doors of Durin, causing Frodo to sprout a fro, [[Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick|causing unspeakable things to happen in Moria]], ...Yup. Ahem, I know damn well I'm leaving charges out, but those are the important ones. <br />
'''Suicide:''' You forgot "mass goblin sex".<br />
'''Nume:''' I said "unspeakable things in Moria". ''Unspeakable'', as in [[Let Us Never Speak of This Again|should not be spoken of ever again]].  }}
* The ending of the mission where [http://www.freewebs.com/manxandshadow/reddandjillmission1.htm Redd and Jill] take on one of the horrors perpetrated by [[Ultamite Nineball]], in which [[Jack (webcomic)|Jack]] and [[Discworld|the Death of Rats]] argue over the soul of [[God Mode Sue|God Mode Stu]] Zain. "Sister Vanity will like him a lot."
* Any time Kirill and Zug are on a mission.
* Agents Maria, Mark, Cadmar and Miah going on a trip around Europe. 
* The [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gVHTt77YIr1EKfGe3qGuWtWrgulKNOv3p0SMKT4eBGw/edit?hl=en_US# discussion] of what to do with Snoofles of ''[[Forbiden Fruit: The Tempation Of Edward Cullen|Forbiden Fruit the Tempation of Edward Cullen]]'': "Well, we can't exactly kill it, can we? Wouldn't be very politically correct. Besides, it's a panda that actually wants to have sex. Which is more than most actual pandas can say right now."
{{quote|'''Mordecai (hanging onto the top of a car):''' Why didn't we use the [[Portable Hole|Remote Activator]]?!<br />
'''Jack the [[Left 4 Dead|Hunter]] (same predicament):''' You're the one with a functioning psyche! }}
* "Great. The world is ending, reality is falling apart, but don’t worry because I have a ''rubber chicken'' that will make it all better. Thank you very much."
** [http://fish-custard.webs.com/melancholyofbellaswan.htm Funnily enough, it does.]

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