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* "They needed to be hosed down." (A [http://indemaat.livejournal.com/12616.html humorous] [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3413231/2/The_PPC_at_Torchwood_Three joke] by indemaat.)
* "They needed to be hosed down." (A [http://indemaat.livejournal.com/12616.html humorous] [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3413231/2/The_PPC_at_Torchwood_Three joke] by indemaat.)
* Stormsong and Skyfire tend to get caught up in these, both the [http://chelonianmobile.livejournal.com/51752.html Gay Weasel Sketch], [http://chelonianmobile.livejournal.com/48303.html and "Why is it glittery?!"]. The [http://www.keldale.f9.co.uk/tabularasa/mission7.htm "Rape Jar"], also. (Links NSFB.)
* Stormsong and Skyfire tend to get caught up in these, both the [http://chelonianmobile.livejournal.com/51752.html Gay Weasel Sketch], [http://chelonianmobile.livejournal.com/48303.html and "Why is it glittery?!"]. The [http://www.keldale.f9.co.uk/tabularasa/mission7.htm "Rape Jar"], also. (Links NSFB.)
* Jay and Acacia leaving a Sue to die in the [[Rammstein (Music)|video for]] ''[[Rammstein (Music)|Ich Will.]]''
* Jay and Acacia leaving a Sue to die in the [[Rammstein|video for]] ''[[Rammstein|Ich Will.]]''
* [http://rc45.dreamwidth.org/84702.html "Don't ask questions, just grab that penis!"] (Not safe for work or sanity.)
* [http://rc45.dreamwidth.org/84702.html "Don't ask questions, just grab that penis!"] (Not safe for work or sanity.)
* The [[Stylistic Suck]] in [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1775317/1/bPPC_b_Mossflower_Division Rena and Shay's missions], which, to comply with fanfiction.net rules, weren't "found" badfic, but were written by Rena and Shay's author.
* The [[Stylistic Suck]] in [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1775317/1/bPPC_b_Mossflower_Division Rena and Shay's missions], which, to comply with fanfiction.net rules, weren't "found" badfic, but were written by Rena and Shay's author.
{{quote| "It was night-time. The birds were asleep. The stars shone black in the sky. Under regular circumstances, 'stars shining black' would have been impossible; however, in this world, anything could happen."<br />
{{quote| "It was night-time. The birds were asleep. The stars shone black in the sky. Under regular circumstances, 'stars shining black' would have been impossible; however, in this world, anything could happen."<br />
"erthstrype loked up at Psilophyta. 'd00d u safed me!111' He said." }}
"erthstrype loked up at Psilophyta. 'd00d u safed me!111' He said." }}
* One particularly dreadful ''[[Pirates of the Caribbean]]'' 'fic had a character declare that a dress "makes me look a thinner." The effect of these [[Exact Words]] on the story led to a burst of hysterical laughter from the agents present and what is probably the only charge of "causing [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paint_thinner a chemical solution] to wear clothes" in the history of the PPC.
* One particularly dreadful ''[[Pirates of the Caribbean]]'' 'fic had a character declare that a dress "makes me look a thinner." The effect of these [[Exact Words]] on the story led to a burst of hysterical laughter from the agents present and what is probably the only charge of "causing [[wikipedia:Paint thinner|a chemical solution]] to wear clothes" in the history of the PPC.
* [[Two Words Obvious Trope|Ten words]]: [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1506827/1/ "My name is Salina Rose,] and I AM A [[Rouge Angles of Satin|PIRATATE]]!" Also:
* [[Two Words: Obvious Trope|Ten words]]: [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1506827/1/ "My name is Salina Rose,] and I AM A [[Rouge Angles of Satin|PIRATATE]]!" Also:
{{quote| "Uh, when the hell did that happen?" Leigh pointed at the naval ship that had just appeared next to the Pearl. "And why is it tied to us?"<br />
{{quote| "Uh, when the hell did that happen?" Leigh pointed at the naval ship that had just appeared next to the Pearl. "And why is it tied to us?"<br />
Jira shrugged and ducked as an English cleric flew over her head. "Because the author doesn't know the difference between Loose and Lose, nor does she know Canon from Cannon." }}
Jira shrugged and ducked as an English cleric flew over her head. "Because the author doesn't know the difference between Loose and Lose, nor does she know Canon from Cannon." }}
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'''Suicide:''' You forgot "mass goblin sex".<br />
'''Suicide:''' You forgot "mass goblin sex".<br />
'''Nume:''' I said "unspeakable things in Moria". ''Unspeakable'', as in [[Let Us Never Speak of This Again|should not be spoken of ever again]]. }}
'''Nume:''' I said "unspeakable things in Moria". ''Unspeakable'', as in [[Let Us Never Speak of This Again|should not be spoken of ever again]]. }}
* The ending of the mission where [http://www.freewebs.com/manxandshadow/reddandjillmission1.htm Redd and Jill] take on one of the horrors perpetrated by [[Ultamite Nineball]], in which [[Jack (Webcomic)|Jack]] and [[Discworld|the Death of Rats]] argue over the soul of [[God Mode Sue|God Mode Stu]] Zain. "Sister Vanity will like him a lot."
* The ending of the mission where [http://www.freewebs.com/manxandshadow/reddandjillmission1.htm Redd and Jill] take on one of the horrors perpetrated by [[Ultamite Nineball]], in which [[Jack (webcomic)|Jack]] and [[Discworld|the Death of Rats]] argue over the soul of [[God Mode Sue|God Mode Stu]] Zain. "Sister Vanity will like him a lot."
* Any time Kirill and Zug are on a mission.
* Any time Kirill and Zug are on a mission.
* Agents Maria, Mark, Cadmar and Miah going on a trip around Europe.
* Agents Maria, Mark, Cadmar and Miah going on a trip around Europe.
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