Puzzle Quest/Funny

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  • In Challenge Of The Warlords:

Drong: What's a Queen Gwendholyn? Can Drong eat it?
Player Character: NO!

    • From the same game:

Ogre Mage: In order to stop Gralkus [the Great Orc about to declare war on the Dwarves], you must be Gralkus.
Player Character: What does that mean? Am I supposed to dress up as an Orc or something?

  • Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords has one during the ending. After defeating Bane, the God of Death, the game remembers that one of your companions is an Extreme Omnivore...

Drong:' Mmmmm...
You: Drong - no. You can't eat Bane!
Drong: Why not?
You: He was the God of Death - I don't think that would be good for you.
Drong: But you say to Drong he can eat the next God he find.
You: Yeah...well...okay, then.


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