Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time/Funny

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• In the beginning of the game, Ratchet and Qwark are flying through space looking for Clank, and Qwark decides to monologue about the adventure, placing heavy emphasis on the fact that Ratchet's alone. Ratchet promptly reminds Qwark that the ship has an ejection function, with a tone that explicitly states he's about five seconds from using it on Qwark if he doesn't shut up.
• After saving the fongoids on planet Zanifar, you hear this exchange:

Fongoid: Boy, I can't wait to get home and see my wife! Fongoid #2: Yeah! Me too!

• Another one from the Fongoids.

Fongoid: My brother is still stuck on the oil derrick. He's kind of a jerk, but we should probably still save him.

• Everything said by Dr. Nefarious in this game. Large Ham at its absolute finest, catapulting him straight to Ensemble Darkhorse status... If he didn't already have it.
• Mr. Zurkon. His little remarks are always good for a laugh.

Mr. Zurkon: (After Ratchet picks up nanotech health) Ha! Mr. Zurkon requires no nanotech to survive, Mr. Zurkon lives on fear! Mr. Zurkon: I shall let you live little alien...psych! Mr. Zurkon lives only to kill. Mr. Zurkon: Are you ready to die? Because Mr. Zurkon is definitely ready to kill you.

• Nefarious' robot minions can often be heard shouting things like "We come in peace." while shooting everything they have at you or "Ouch that hurts." when hit.
  • "Aw! Hey, not cool!"
  • "Would you like to go get some pie?"
• The sheer ridiculousness of the RYNO V. Larger than Ratchet? Check. Massive ammo clip? Check. Burns through said ammo clip within a minute? Check. Kills almost everything that it's pointing at? Check. Plays the finale of the 1812 Overture while you fire it? Check.