Red River/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • When poor Groot loses his false teeth to Quo.

Groot: Now wait a minute, Quo. You really ain't gonna take a man's only set of teeth, are you?
Quo: Uh huh.
Groot: Yeah, but I gotta use 'em for eating!
Quo: Come grub, you get 'em.
Groot: What are you gonna do with 'em.
Quo: My name now Two Jaw Quo.
Groot: Two Jaw Quo. That's what I get for playing with an injun.

    • And when Groot complains about the dust.

Groot: Bet I ate ten pounds in the last sixteen days. Before this shenanigan is over, I'll probably eat enough land to incorporate me in the Union. The state of Groot.