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* In the ''Relocated'' commentary Burnie Burns stated flat-out that if a joke is funny enough, the continuity gets temporarily suspended so it can be used, in the particular case the "Sister falling through the ice" joke.
* The iconic Warthog/Puma exchange from Episode 2, but also Sarge's casual threats to kill Grif:
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'''Sarge:''' Simmons, I want you to poison Grif's next meal. }}
** The best part of that bit is how willing Simmons is to comply:
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*** There's also Sarge's extremely sarcastic confirming of Grif's questioning that the war is over.
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* "Oh, ''no!'' ''I'm'' the team-killing fucktard!" "You shot Church, you team-killing fucktard!"
** "I can't believe Church shot me." "''Oh, don't even START, Caboose!''"
*** And right before that:
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'''Church''':... I see...
(Aim somewhere off-screen, and shoot)
'''Caboose''': Oww! My foot!
'''Church''': Well, looks like Caboose just hurt himself! Maybe you should get over there and help him, Doc.
'''Doc''': You know, you could have just asked nicely... }}
** "I just wanted you to know. I always hated you. I always hated you the most." "I know. Now shut up and die, you prick."
* From Episode 10:
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'''Tucker''': Wait a second. How do you beat someone to death with his own skull? That doesn't seem physically possible.
'''Church''': That's exactly what Jimmy kept screaming.
'''Jimmy''': ''(While Tex is melee attacking him with the Oddball)'' [[Strange Minds Think Alike|This doesn't seem physically possible!]] }}
* From Episode 20:
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'''Caboose''': You're a thing that babies suck on?
'''Tucker''': [[Crosses the Line Twice|No dude, that's a pedophile.]] }}
* From Episode 21:
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'''Doc''': My name isn't Doc. It's Dufresne.
'''Church''': Yeah. I can't pronounce that. So from now on, it's Doc.
'''Doc''': I'm not really comfortable with that. I'm not a doctor; I'm a [[The Medic|medic]].<br />
'''Tucker''': What's the difference?<br />
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'''Tucker''': Mental note: Don't ''ever'' get shot. }}
* From Episode 78, Church calls dibs on a spaceship:
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'''Church''': Yes I can. Dibs. See, I just did it again. Now, get the fuck away from my spaceship, tomato can.
'''Simmons''': Don't call me tomato can.
'''Grif''': [[Tempting Fate|Try and take it then.]]<br />
'''Church''': Um, Ok. Sheila? *camera pans to [[Tank Goodness|Sheila the Scorpion]]*<br />
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** In the next episode, Sarge goes on a rant about the International system of Dibs and the No-Take-Back Policy. He then proceeds to call next.
* From Episode 83 (Grif's roasting of Sarge ''[[Not Quite Dead|at his own funeral]]''):
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'''Simmons:''' ''Too soon!''
'''Grif:''' Hey now! }}
** The whole freaking funeral.
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* '''EVERYTHING''' in Episode 28.5, "The Last Episode Ever".
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'''Sarge:''' Yes, but you made one crucial mistake: you left me my spoon.
'''Grif:''' NO!
'''Sarge:''' That's right! I '''ate''' my way out! The soft earth was like a delicious butterstotch brownie to me! }}
* "Operation Circle of Confusion":
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'''Tucker:''' Uh, Church? It kinda looks more like a triangle from down here.
'''Church:''' What?
'''Tucker:''' I'm just saying, it doesn't look much like a circle. It looks more like we're forming a triangle. Just a side note.
'''Church:''' OK, fine. Triangle of Confusion! Rhombus of Terror! [[Rule of Three|Parabola of Mystery!]] Who cares? ''Get the goddamn show on the road!'' }}
* The "Insert Quarter" alternate ending to Episode 100, which reveals the entire series was a game of ''Halo 2'':
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'''Simmons:''' That was the weirdest match I've ever played...
'''Church:''' Dude, that sucked. I got team-killed in like the first ten seconds!
'''Caboose:''' Sorry, that was my fault. Some guy kept screaming into the mic.
'''Tucker:''' BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!
'''Church:''' Dude, '''shut up!'''
'''Caboose:''' See?
'''Tucker:''' BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!
'''Church:''' Alright, that's it, I'm muting him.
'''Sarge:''' Alright, let's play another.
'''Donut:''' Dude, I am ''not'' wearing that armor again.
'''Sarge:''' Same teams?
'''Church:''' [[Hilarious in Hindsight|Yeah, same teams, new map.]]<br />
'''All:''' [[Sequel Hook|NEW MAP!]] }}
* The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znAamKnJagI epic battle between Church and a voicemail system].
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'''Doc:''' Oooh, language! }}
* The episode where Tucker and Caboose go on a quest with the alien, but before they do, they find out Tex has been looking at the alien's genitals...
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'''Andy''': Hey, Caboose! High Five!
'''Caboose''': I don't want to do that anymore... }}
* Don't forget Church's pregnant guy rant:
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[[Beat]]
'''Grif''': ...Uh, what was that part about the pregnant guy?
'''Church''': HE'S NOT PREGNANT! That's impossible.
'''Andy:''' Yeah. Unless the alien impregnated him. They infect the host with a parasitic embryo.
'''Church:''' WHAT?! Why didn't you tell us that could happen?!
'''Andy:''' Er uh, I mean uh... ''alien baby''?! That's shocking! I am shocked. }}
* Episode 74, "Right to Remain Silenced". After Simmons returns to the Red Team, Sarge insists on having a trial to determine what his fate for insubordination and treason should be:
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'''Sarge:''' Inaffirmative. In my civilian life, I worked as a judge for many years.
'''Grif:''' What level? Municipal? Federal?!
'''Sarge:''' Livestock. And occasionally agriculture. Now let's find out if Simmons is guilty of treason -- or best in breed! }}
** Later on:
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'''Sarge:''' I'm listening.
'''Grif:''' Well, if you're the judge and the DA, and I'm the defense, you know Donut's gonna wanna be the bailiff, and that means he's gonna wanna wear the cop uniform with the short shorts.
'''Simmons:''' Ugh. Officer Hotpants.
'''Grif:''' Exactly. And I think we can all remember that dance routine from Sarge's birthday party.
'''Simmons:''' (scene switches to Halo 2 engine) ''Oh my God, that cake is huge! It's big enough to fit a person in it.''
'''Grif:''' ''Why does the cake smell like baby oil? OH GOD, WHERE'S DONUT?!'' }}
** And then O'Malley negotiating with the Blues.
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'''Church:''' Alright fine.<br />
'''O'Malley:''' Ha haha you fool. And we want the twenty dollars up-front.<br />
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'''Church:''' Caboose give me $20. Wait, give me $30. }}
* The Red vs. Blue Battle in Episode 39, particularly this:
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'''Blue Soldier:''' (running away) It's a legitimate strategy! }}
** So funny [http://redvsblue.com/store/product.php?id=76 they turned it into a shirt.]{{Dead link}}
** You can see the clip [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLMYTQUw8Lc here.]
* "My name is Michael J. Caboose. And '''''[[
== Reconstruction ==
* Church and Caboose's "reunion." Complete with sniper rifle.
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'''Church''': Fuck, I missed him!
'''Caboose''': I know you did! }}
* The [[Memetic Mutation|now]] [[Catch Phrase|infamous]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTNR8OVKQhs grenade scene] from Episode 6.
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'''Caboose:''' Not my fault, someone put a wall in my way. }}
* In Episode 15, when Wash has Church posing as a prisoner. Wash quickly kills one guard, while Church empties an entire clip at a guy from about 2 feet away and [[Epic Fail|misses every shot.]]
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* Episode 19: The '[[Brick Joke|Emp]]'
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* What? No mention of Church's "Man Cannon" ride?
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'''Church:''' What part?! How about the part when I got thrown ''eighty feet in the fucking air by the '''[[Buffy-Speak|GODDAMNED THROWING THING]]?!''''' }}
* The conversation that happens when Washington reveals his history with [[A Is]].
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'''Washington:''' No we don't.
[[Beat]]
'''Washington:''' And don't ever say that again. }}
* In Episode 6, when Washington, Caboose and Church chase after South Dakota as they all fight off the Meta, check out Church's plan to get her.
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'''Caboose:''' Okay! ('''fires in Dakota's direction and shoots her down''')
'''Caboose:''' Uhm... she got in the way when I was trying to help her.
'''Church:''' Okay, we're good! }}
* Later in that episode, we get this gem: ([[It Makes Sense in Context]], but still.)
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** Which leads to a funny backround event of Washington disposing the body. By shooting it several times with a rifle, throwing a grenade on it, burning it with a flame thrower, loading several explosives on it and detonating the explosives.
* In Episode 7, it is revealed that central command has a keyboard shortcut for reporting Caboose's team kills.
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* "Being wrong is not a democracy!"
== Recreation ==
* In chapter 7 along with [[Awesome Music]], is that when the second team (Sarge, Caboose and Grif) are dispatched to Tucker location, they start the Warthog... and then they drive to the lake. One panel later they appear in the ''next beach'' preceding by the "Jaime y Los Chamacos- Los Dos Laredos/Acordeones" since season 1.
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* Simmons is trying to contact Sarge via radio, but it's broken. He asks if Lopez can fix it.
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* {{spoiler|"I am not a thing! My name is Leonard Church, and YOU WILL FEAR MY LASERFACE!"}} Which doubled up as a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]].
* Donut is inspecting the currently empty Blue Base when [[Big Bad|the Meta]] shows up. Donut, having missed out on the previous season's fun, simply thinks he's a new recruit and starts to introduce himself. Simmons comes looking for him...
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'''Simmons''': ''[from outside]'' What? They sent another team member? Why would they do that? ''[entering the base]'' That doesn’t make any se-'''''[[Oh Crap|OH FUCK]]'''''. Welcometotheneighborhoodseeyoulater! }}
* Sarge's eulogy for Caboose in Episode 9 (With "Taps" playing in the background).
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'''Caboose''': ''( finally falls out of the sky after having been launched into the air [[Brick Joke|last episode]])'' air...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! (THUD!) Wow! Now ''that'' was a big explosion!<br />
'''Grif''': Blue guy's back!<br />
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* Episode 4, with Simmons picking up part of the hog as a weapon
** This scene from '"Revelation'' is what got this troper interested in the series:
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'''Simmons''': Doc, you did it!
'''Doc''': (''looks at the Meta, whose fist is still slowly traveling towards Doc, and [[Painfully-Slow Projectile|continues to do so throughout the rest of this conversation]]'') He's frozen!<br />
'''Simmons''': It looks like you overloaded his time-distortion unit. It looks like you caused some kind of inversion. Instead of making everything else slow, it made ''him'' slow!<br />
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'''Simmons''': See? That's what you get for arguing with science. }}
* In Episode 5, when Grif and Simmons have to hide Epsilon quickly:
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'''Epsilon:''' Don't do it, you fuckEEEEEEEEEER... (''Goes flying into the distance'' as Grif punts him) }}
* A moment for episode nine has three members of the red team coming into the abandoned base. They had decided to give themselves names based off of the states of the USA, like the Freelancers, in order to trick the computer that watched the door. Things didn't go quite as planned.
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'''Simmons''': That's because you said your name was agent Pluto!
'''Sarge''': Luckily, we had a contingency plan to fall back on.
'''Grif''': Sarge, shotgun to the face is not a contingency plan. I keep telling you that.
'''Shiela''': ''(broken and riddled with bullet holes)'' Hello, this is a private facility. Hello, this is a private facility.
'''Sarge''': Don't be so quick to judge, Grif. Shotgun to the face can be a plan in a variety of situations. For instance, ''(points gun at Grif)'' watch how quickly is cures insubordination! }}
* Episode 10: The episode opens with some Reds and Blues running in abject fear, as {{spoiler|Tex}} is on the warpath.
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''(Simmons, Grif and Sarge run through, with Sarge laying cover fire with a shotgun)''
'''Simmons''': ''RUN!''
'''Grif''': Oh, crap! Where is {{spoiler|she}}?!
'''Simmons''': I don't wanna die! }}
** Really the entirety of Episode 10 is this and a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]] as {{spoiler|Tex}} just lays [[Curb Stomp Battle|a complete smackdown]] against everyone without breaking a sweat. You will be laughing your ass off.
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'''Simmons''': Oh, no! Grif!
'''Grif''': Yikes!
''({{spoiler|Tex}} pulls the trigger...and finds out [[Where's the Kaboom?|it's out of ammo]])''<br />
'''Sarge''': ''(as {{spoiler|Tex}} repeatedly pulls the trigger)'' Private Grif, you should be ashamed of yourself! You've run out of ammo again! That's ''your'' responsibility!<br />
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'''Sarge''': Ah, shut up. }}
** "I feel defeated! Yet inexplicably rejuvenated!" Said by Sarge while covered in med-kits.
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'''Tucker''': Caboose! What the hell are you doing?! You're messing up my plan with Simmons! I was supposed to distract {{spoiler|her}} for him!<br />
''({{spoiler|Tex}} overhears the communique, and turns to see Simmons loading a rocket)''<br />
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** The amount of [[Groin Attack|shots to the nuts]] that Grif took would be enough to render the man sterile.
** Trying to drop a massive shipping crate on {{spoiler|Tex}}:
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''(Close-up reveals the ground caved beneath {{spoiler|Tex}}, who is now holding the crate up)''
'''Tucker''': Oh, fuck! That didn't work!
'''F.I.L.S.S.''': ''(to Caboose)'' {{smallcaps|I knew that would not work. Agent {{spoiler|Tex}} is a bit of a [[Badass]]}}. }}
** The climax of the episode:
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'''Simmons''': Fire in the hole! ''(fires rocket launcher)''
''({{spoiler|Tex}} runs with the rocket right on {{spoiler|her}} tail...then jumps into a portal, comes out another one lying on the ground, and runs towards Simmons and company with the rocket still chasing {{spoiler|her}})''
'''Tucker''': [[Oh Crap|Are you fucking kidding me?!]] ''RUN!''<br />
''(Sarge, Simmons and Tucker try to run, but bump into one another and get nowhere. {{spoiler|Tex}} then runs up to them, leveling all three with a single clothesline without breaking stride; when {{spoiler|she}} sees Grif, {{spoiler|she}} baseball-slides between his legs.)''<br />
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'''Grif''': fuuuuuuuuuucked! }}
**** Most memorable, and hilarious, would be what happens at the end. After {{spoiler|Tex}} sends the Reds and Blues flying with a huge [[Stuff Blowing Up|explosion]] (where Grif flies the highest due to the involvement of an oil drum), {{spoiler|she}} starts nudging a concrete divider a few inches using {{spoiler|her}} foot, stands back to survey {{spoiler|her}} work... and then Grif lands on the divider nuts-first.
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** How about the immortal "I can't tell you two apart!" "Shoot the one who's winning, dumbass!"?
* Episode 11: "Yes! Yes! I did it! I am the biggest hero ever! I {{spoiler|beat up the girl!}}"
** "I did it! I...not my fault! Not my fault! I did not do this! The computer made me touch it!"
* The whole dialogue between Grif and Simmons at the end of Episode 15, where they discuss upgrading Armor. Specifically, Grif wants Simmons to hook up an invisibility attachment so that he could nap ''whenever he wanted''.
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'''Simmons''': Actually, you would be the exact opposite of that.
'''Grif''': Totally stoppable. Already stopped. }}
** And then what happens afterwards... Simmons accidentally gives him a [[Super Speed|super-speed]] attachment.
* Episode 18: Doc is ''not'' overthinking it. Also has a few touches of [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|awesome]].
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'''Washington:''' [[The Cuckoolander Was Right|Oh, son of a bitch...]]<br />
''([[The Runt At the End|The last mine lights up,]] completing the circle)''<br />
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'''''BOOM!''''' }}
* The result of the [[Big Damn Heroes]] moment in Chapter 19:
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'''Church:''' Uh, is it possible for a fragment of an Artificial Intelligence encased in a robotic body to piss its pants? 'Cause I think I just did. }}
* Caboose's increasingly futile attempts to keep the Reds from gaining access to the door at the Freelancer outpost in Episode 9. When the door starts getting dented from the inside, Caboose just slowly walks away, head down, endlessly muttering "excuse me", "pardon me" and "coming through" until he walks down the hall and out of sight.
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== Season 9 ==
* Starts off strong with one in the very first episode.
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'''Tucker:''' Yeah, I'm feeling pretty confident about my rocket launcher guess.
'''Caboose:''' I dunno, I think Church was right. I think I just torqued in my pants. }}
* And again in episode one, when Tucker and Caboose realize that Donut isn't a girl despite his pink armor.
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'''Tucker:''' I don't know. That's the chick who was working on the Jeep.
'''Church:''' He's not a girl, Tucker, he just wears pink armor. It's a guy.
'''Tucker:''' It is? Are you sure?
'''Church:''' Yes, I'm sure.
'''Tucker:''' Uh... Then I suddenly feel pretty awkward about [[Date With Rosie Palms|something I did twenty minutes ago.]]<br />
'''Caboose:''' During alone time. <br />
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* Episode 2 has North spotting two heat dots coming up behind South through his thermal scope, and South turns around, gun aimed at... a very surprised guard carrying two cups of coffee.
** The way Episode 2 ends is particularly amusing in the very ''non-professional'' way North and South are ordered to stand down.
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* "That is the rifle I sleep with every night."
* Episode 4 has a few, but in the Freelancer section we have this:
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'''Carolina''': Bumpy?
'''479'er''': Yeah, bumpy. I was gonna say "crashy" but that works too. }}
* Also from episode four, South's [[Curse Cut Short]].
* Grif suddenly has a cleaning tick. It's just so plain '''wrong''', it's funny.
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'''Simmons''': He is going to wash his hands for a week if he hears you say that. }}
** "Donut, don't track mud in here, you know better!!"
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** Well, the last half, anyway. Suffice to say, Tucker gives Church tips on how to attract women. With Caboose standing in for the woman.
* Both teams' individual discussions in Episode 9: the Reds talking about how good Lopez is and the Blues first trying to comprehend Church's explanations YET AGAIN and then the whole grenade discussion.
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'''Church:''' That's not one of mine. Caboose, pick that up.
'''Caboose:''' I'm not allowed to carry grenades, remember? Because of that one exploding time? Which… was no one’s fault.
'''Church:''' Well, I didn’t drop it! Tucker, count yours.
'''Tucker:''' I have a readout on my helmet, dummy, I don't need to count.
'''Church:''' Oh, right. Well, it has to be ''somebody's''.
''[[Beat]]''
'''Tucker:''' ...somebody threw a grenade at us, didn't they?
'''Church:''' Yeah, we probably should've figured that out sooner.
''(it explodes)'' }}
* ''Everything'' [[Deadpan Snarker|Agent]] [[Nice Guy|York]] says in episode 10. It has to be seen to be believed.
** And to accompany that, Wyoming's performance is just pitiful. Count how many times he gets nailed, and how many times he manages to get a hit in. That's a pretty steep ratio.
* When the flashbang grenade blinds the Blues in episode 11.
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* Simmons' [[Call Back|funeral]] in episode 14.
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** And before that, when Tex shot Lopez, who everyone thought was Simmons.
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'''Tex:''' "Uh, maybe I'll let that one live... It might demoralize the rest of them."<br />
'''Tucker:''' "... Good idea."<br />
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'''Tucket:''' "Does anyone feel really, really dirty about this? And not the good kind of really, really dirty?" }}
* York seems to be getting a lot of these:
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'''-alarm goes off-'''
'''Carolina:''' "You were saying?"
'''York:''' "Okay, I take that back. Whoever designed this lock is an asshole." }}
* Wash saying his [[Catch Phrase]] in reaction to the bouncy gun. And then getting tackled before he can finish
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* [[It Makes Sense in Context|Carolina kicking Maine out the window.]]
** The two guards as Maine falls behind them.
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** Hell, ''everything'' Wash says during Episode 15 is a [[Funny Moment]].
** During an [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|awesome freefall battle]], after a jetpack-equipped Tex has just knocked him and the package into the Pelican
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** Later as they are flying off, Tex is examining her now useless jetpack:
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Tex jumps out of the Pelican (without the jetpack)
'''Wash:''' "[[Unusually Uninteresting Sight|...That was interesting.]]" }}
** York's reaction to Maine's [[Big Damn Heroes]] moment was pure hilarity, with a side order of Awesome.
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* Episode 16: Sarge's plan to save the world: [[Insane Troll Logic|appropriately entitled]] [[The Core|"Sarge's plan to kick]] [[Shout-Out|the planet's ass."]]
* York's one-liners in episode 17.
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"Man, I've got to quit jumping off stuff today." }}
** [[Butt Monkey|Maine]] gets beat around so much in this episode it becomes ''[[Crosses the Line Twice|hilarious]]''.
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** {{spoiler|Well, until it turns out it was a dud. [[Does This Remind You of Anything?|I swear, this never happened before]].}}
* Sarge gives us [[Behind the Black]], with a giant excavator that nobody notices until he points it out.
** TWO! Two giant excavators! [[Sesame Street
* The finale to Season 9 gives us this:
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== Season 10 ==
* As the [[Awesome Music]] starts up during the introduction to Season 10 as {{spoiler|the Director is having F.I.L.I.S. drill a hole through an Insurrectionist ship with her [[Wave Motion Gun]]... [[Kick the Dog|with York still in there]], York has this to say to [[Artificial Intelligence|Delta]]}}:
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** "[[Non Sequitur Thud|Hey, give me back my green leprechaun!]]" Cue York kicking the chair at the guard, knocking him out a second time.
* Church's [[Tranquil Fury]] at finding out that Blue Team's given Wash his clothes, his identity, and has been throwing Wash birthday parties using his name. Ouch.
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** Also, almost immediately after:
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'''Caboose''': Yeah, it's not me. It's you. }}
* Poor Wash just can't catch a break [[Continuity Nod|when it comes to]] [[Car Fu|cars]].
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== PSAs and Other Videos ==
* The end of the "Real Life vs. The Internet" PSA, where they come to politics:
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'''Church:''' Look, that's just the way I feel about it.
'''Sarge:''' Well I disagree, but I respect your opinion.
'''--INTERNET--'''
'''Church:''' You deserve to DIE! Die and go to hell and be burned!
'''Sarge:''' Oh, yeah?! Well, I hope you get raped! Twice! Maybe then you feel different! Jerk!
'''Grif:''' We don't need to find any weapons of mass destruction! We just need to WANT to find them! That's the way it works!
'''Simmons:''' I VOTED FOR NADER! I HATE EVERYBODY!
'''Doc:''' Would you like to change your home page to moveon.org?
'''Donut:''' Politics make me soooo horny! Check out my webcam picks at presidentialsluts.com! }}
** Or when they discuss checking your mail:
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'''Church:''' [[Bill, Bill, Junk, Bill|Bills, bills, bills... coupon. Great.]]<br />
'''--INTERNET--'''<br />
'''Simmons:''' Pardon me, my friend, but I am Nigirean Roylty, and I need you to send me money. Please ignore the fact that I can’t spell "Nigerian." Or "royalty."<br />
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'''Doc:''' You could put it in escrow! }}
** Earlier in the vid is Gustavo Sorola's (Simmons' VA) favorite quote of the series:
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* See also the "best of" collections for the cast: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAjyJrZMaWk Sarge], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSOvY7MN17E Church], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbFoilZ48Wo Simmons], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ve5MhZSbTE Tucker], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8CuY0i2v_4 Grif], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fj-U7SA-oI Tex], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTIoqmoxPQc Donut], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73113lua7fw Sister], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6kqENaHlxU Doc/O'Malley], and of course, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pSglMxWqfo Caboose].
* One word: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqWtbQdA6o4 Grifball].
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* Everyone was busy during the "Columbus Day" PSA... so they let ''Caboose'' host it. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IsJfFDQpgY Epic Hilarity Ensues.]
* The Valentine's Day PSA. Caboose mourns over celebrating without Church and remembers their "tradition".
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'''Church''': Get the fuck away from me. }}
* Outtakes from [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E0eONh1SE4&feature=related Reconstruction.] Notable moments are "AUTOBOTS, ''TRANSFORM!''" (followed by his absurdly deep "OH MY GOD"), [[Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping|Scottish!Wash]], and the Meta [[Beating a Dead Player|teabagging.]]
** Not to mention Church's ''terrible'' singing of [[Katy Perry|"I Kissed a Girl."]]
* Church attempting to describe Sergeant Johnson's [[Memetic Badass|Memetic Badassitude]] in the last ''Halo 3: ODST'' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6wNn5DhaF4 promotional video.]
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'''Sarge:''' What?
'''Church:''' He moves like a whisper, that you only say to the wind at midnight.
'''Simmons:''' Why would you do that? That doesn't make any sense.
'''Church:''' He's as cunning as a fox, taking a... pottery class at a... Ivy League university... that accepts foxes!
'''Grif:''' Wow. You're not very good at analogies, are you? }}
* From the Sixth Anniversary PSA:
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'''Lopez:''' Don't Fuck with my Method. }}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNqfskP72Nw The Fire Safety PSA] in all of its glory.
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* In their Olympics PSA, Sarge gets the idea to give medals of ''enriched uranium'' to the losers.
* "What I Did On My Summer Vacation.": [[Hilarity Ensues|Caboose gets caught up in the Halo: Reach campaign]].
** "Don't touch any buttons." "...Touch."
** '''Dr Halsey:''' Do you have it? (referring to the package)
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'''Dr Halsey:''' Say the words please.
'''Caboose:''' The words please.
'''Jun:''' What? }}
* The Blood Gulch team plays [http://roosterteeth.com/archive/?id=3633 Firefight.]{{Dead link}}
** A bonus is that Doc is reunited with {{spoiler|Omega}} for his scene.
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** Pretty much everything Church does.
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'''Church:''' ''(after a highly successful [[Stuff Blowing Up|ordinance blast]])'' Hey Tucker, look how many guys I killed with the sniper rifle!
** Also Caboose.
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'''Caboose:''' You look sad, [[Stuff Blowing Up|have a free grenade.]]
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'''Caboose:''' [[Sticky Bomb|They're sticky!]] }}
* Donut's [[Image Song]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8R-B7efoHs Donut: The Musical] will never not be funny.
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