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* [[Accidental Innuendo]]
* [[Accidental Innuendo]]
** In 'The Long Patrol': Arven to Pasque,
** In 'The Long Patrol': Arven to Pasque,
{{quote| "D'you see that sword? Did you know that it has the power to make pretty hare maidens happy?"}}
{{quote|"D'you see that sword? Did you know that it has the power to make pretty hare maidens happy?"}}
** The very same book also had this comment, after Log-a-Log shot an arrow into Skaup's paw. There's nothing weird about it, except the comment was "ribald." Look up the word ribald. ''Now'' read this comment and you'll find it to be strange...
** The very same book also had this comment, after Log-a-Log shot an arrow into Skaup's paw. There's nothing weird about it, except the comment was "ribald." Look up the word ribald. ''Now'' read this comment and you'll find it to be strange...
{{quote| "Be sure t'bring that arrow with ye, 'twas a good shaft!" }}
{{quote|"Be sure t'bring that arrow with ye, 'twas a good shaft!" }}
** Those aren't even the worst ones within the same book! Rinkul intended to "[[Rape as Drama|do that pair 'ard'n'slow afore dawnbreak]]" and there's a thoroughly disturbing passage about Gurgan Spearback using a spear to poke around in a hole in the side of the hill which is leaking water ... And the unintentional [[Minion Shipping]] archery thing in ''Salamandastron''. ''And'' the [[Unfortunate Names]]. ''And'' the moles have been known to pronounce "came" as "cummed". ''And'' [[Have a Gay Old Time|"quean"]] [[You Keep Using That Word|does not mean what Mr Jacques says it means]]. And by this point one really has to wonder if he's doing it deliberately.
** Those aren't even the worst ones within the same book! Rinkul intended to "[[Rape as Drama|do that pair 'ard'n'slow afore dawnbreak]]" and there's a thoroughly disturbing passage about Gurgan Spearback using a spear to poke around in a hole in the side of the hill which is leaking water ... And the unintentional [[Minion Shipping]] archery thing in ''Salamandastron''. ''And'' the [[Unfortunate Names]]. ''And'' the moles have been known to pronounce "came" as "cummed". ''And'' [[Have a Gay Old Time|"quean"]] [[You Keep Using That Word|does not mean what Mr Jacques says it means]]. And by this point one really has to wonder if he's doing it deliberately.
* [[Adorable Evil Minions]]: If you like rats and mustelids, they can induce a bad case of misplaced squeeing.
* [[Adorable Evil Minions]]: If you like rats and mustelids, they can induce a bad case of misplaced squeeing.