Repeat After Me/Quotes

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Professor: "Hey," Ned exclaimed...
Student: "Hey," Ned asclaimed.
Professor: "Let's boil..."
Student: "Let's boil..."
Professor: "... the wolverines."
Student: "...the wolver-eenes."
Professor: Next... -suddenly gasps, clutches his chest, and falls dead of a heart attack-

Student: ... -gasps, clutches his chest, and throws himself on the floor-
—The very first scene of the very first episode of Saturday Night Live