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== Retsupurae main account / Webcam Ward (slowbeef, Diabetus et al.) ==
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{{quote|'''Diabetus:''' [in response to a jump scare consisting of every previous JPEG flashed in rapid succession] He's getting close to the cure! Throw more JPEGs at him!}}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFPCEY_gURs Arise 4], the worst game ever.
** "My .jpeg's! No!" "Well, how do I know that you didn't have to put in 666 backwards?" "But what in the Arise canon made the .jpeg's {{spoiler|lethal}}?" - and the discussion about the mysterious nature of the .jpeg's in general.
** "YOU'RE NOT LOGGED IIIINNNN"
* ''Arise Minus JPEGs -- Let's Start the Bidding at $2'': The RP of ''Lechuza'': their reactions to the protagonist's [[Nightmare Face]], the rampant [[GIS Syndrome]] and Slowbeef's continued lamentation that he ''paid'' for this game. ''Twice'' (for the iPad and the Mac):
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'''slowbeef:''' [[Sarcasm Mode|Yeah, that never happens in first person shooters.]]<br />
...<br />
''[We enter the infamous [http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Bk08k-CuuO0/SamEVwJ35-I/AAAAAAAAC2c/MyhpkMjgb5I/S660/931329_20070820_screen001.jpg lighthouse foyer
'''slowbeef:''' "'No Gods, Kings or Feet' We forgot to put it in the banner!"<br />
'''Diabetus:''' "Which is why I hate this game!"<br />
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'''Adam:''' ''[over intercom]'' Samus, use of the Grapple Beam is authorized!
''[slowbeef and Diabetus laugh]'' }}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4-8nsEPHas Colour My Something], a riff on [[Colour My... Series|Colour My World]]. The flash itself is pretty funny, but what stands out is the end.
{{quote|'''slowbeef:''' In this monochrome world, I will search the depths of the earth and the limitless skies for you. Alternate title - I didn't get you a Valentine's Day present.}}
** When Diabetus reads one of the reviews:
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t6vLf8I_2s Coming this fall...]
{{quote|'''[[HC Bailly]]:''' I'd go as far as to say this is the most balanced RPG I've ever played.
'''slowbeef:''' What kind of ad for [[Chrono Trigger]] is ''that?!'' "Very balanced: [[
'''Diabetus:''' I guess that means if you put the cartridge on your head, it won't fall off.
...
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* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xfcbLWgQAo DOOM, an action-packed spoken word album]''; what happens when an informative Lets Play [[Captain Obvious|goes very wrong]].
{{quote|'''slowbeef:''' He's going over ''the difficulty levels?'' Hey, believe me pal, you are not too young to die and I can make that happen.}}
* ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20131106124340/http://blip.tv/slowbeef/earnest-goes-to-anime-5467989 Earnest Goes to Anime]'': The ''[[Earnest Evans]]'' wrongpurae has the guys (and the watchers) in hysterics after just five minutes of gameplay, thanks to the wonky animation of the main character ("based on ''[[QWOP]]''" according to Diabetus), bizarre and improbable physics, a power up [[Poison Mushroom|that puts the character to sleep and nothing else]] and the [[Indy Escape]] sequence triggering the wrong way.
{{quote|'''Diabetus:''' Follow that boulder, Indy!}}
** The fact that it manages to make Diabetus, who is usually completely deadpan with his joke deliveries, almost break out into a laughing fit should be a sign about how silly the game ends up getting.
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* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BnSed261Vw Fictional Animal Breeding 101]''
{{quote|'''slowbeef:''' Doesn't [the Chocobo subquest] take, like, 20 hours, though? I think it's kind of the point where, like, a lot of people grow up and realize RPGs like this can get really boring and grindy?
'''Diabetus:''' But when you think about it, he's really doing the [[YouTube]] community a service, because, you know, there's no website or anything out there that you could, say, read to find a guide or, say, an '''[[
'''slowbeef:''' Well, you know what else too, it's that there's no other games you could be playing, there's no other ''[[Final Fantasy]]'' games that are more fun, there's nothing else to do in the game that's better...<br />
'''Diabetus:''' Well, the year's 2009, what game are you gonna play except one that was released in 1997 and looks really horrible by today's standards...if only there was another way to explain this in a more...concise format...<br />
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'''Diabetus:''' "You cocksucking... meanie!"
'''slowbeef:''' "I'll learn what these words say, you son of a... jerk!" }}
* ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20131103114605/http://blip.tv/slowbeef/journey-to-the-exit-of-the-arcade-5531176 Journey to the Exit of the Arcade]'' is full of hilarious lines, but about halfway through wherein they start ''mocking the raptors'' is pure comedy gold.
** The fact that the duo keep giving raptors the voice of Ridley.
{{quote|'''Diabetus:''' Are we in a parking lot or falling down an elevator shaft?
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'''Diabetus:''' I take back everything I said about this game's lack of action.<br />
...<br />
'''Caption:''' [[Hard Cut|Sorry for the abrupt ending.]] [[Basement Dweller|My mother called me upstairs]] [[
''[slowbeef bursts into hysterical laughter]''<br />
'''Dave_o:''' Why didn't he post a video of ''that?'' It would be ''way'' more entertaining!<br />
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* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dUPLLMJpiY Let's Play Headaches]'' features an inept LP of Darkseed with incompatible audio, resulting in a phone ringing sounding like a fork scraping a concrete block.
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkpKaFOgyoc Let's Play IMDB]'': slowbeef and Diabeetus riff on a longplay of the Playstation game ''Apocalypse'', a game whose only apparent selling point is Bruce Willis starring. This promps them to spend 15 minutes going down Willis' IMDB page to come up with a [[Hurricane of Puns]] involving the titles of every single thing Bruce Willis has ever worked on on any capacity. [[Hilarity Ensues]] (mostly of the [[So Unfunny It's Funny]] variety)
** Eventually they run out of Bruce Willis stuff and just start using ''random movie and TV show titles''. '''''[[Overly Long Gag|For the rest of the video.]]'''''
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGRsUELHzyM Let's Play *incomprehensible*]'' (titled here as ''Lets Play: People on Youtube, Retsupray and Sound Puking'') has SuperCrazyHealthBar yelling in an incomprehensible manner, which basically is where the comedy takes place here, but the part at 1:41 is where gold happened.
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KT64t2ITuM&feature=g-vrec Let's Play: No Hope]'' sees Slowbeef and Diabetus manage to riff most of the video ''using nothing but rephrased quotes from the original [[Star Wars]] trilogy. Not only is that funny, that almost qualifies for a CMOA.
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N_doneP8n8 Let's Play Parts of Earthbound]'': The player spends half the video [[Dungeon Crawling|crawling through]] [[That One Level|a dungeon]], and then {{spoiler|suddenly cuts to a map he'd been using ''and'' an open [[
** Towards the end, when the LPer gets annoyed at an NPC for asking him a question and loads a savestate to avoid him. Slowbeef, Psychedelic Eyeball, and cherrydoom erupt into laughter again.
{{quote|'''slowbeef:''' "HOW DARE YOU ASK ME THAT QUESTION? LOAD STATE! THIS NEVER HAPPENED!"
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'''Psychedelic Eyeball:''' No, actually, I don't want to fight them again, I want to fight the gigantic ants instead!<br />
'''slowbeef:''' "LOAD STATE! [[Continuity Nod|They look like 'piders.]]" }}
** A little earlier in the video, as the
{{quote|'''slowbeef:''' Is he just talking about how much he hates video games while he plays one for the internet? Am I out of my mind?
'''cherrydoom:''' "I really hate video games. Doing these two hundred and thirty videos... it's the worst thing." }}
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'''Diabetus:''' Looks to me more like the ''[[Splinter Cell]]'' guy took an etiquette course.<br />
'''slowbeef:''' Ladies and gentlemen, [[Ninja Gaiden|Ryu Hayabusa]] After Hours. }}
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxyNS6dO0XE Let's Read About Survival Kids]'': feralMMO uploads a [[Let's Play]] about ''Survival Kids''... using barely readable white text instead of a voice. Diabetus provides us with narration.
{{quote|''"A big wave suddenly OH EM GEE!!!"''}}
** ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9uOKKCRdAs Let's Read About Survival Kids 2]'':
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** All their reactions to the bizarre idiosyncratic rank titles such as "Metal Soldier".
*** {{spoiler|MARSHAL ARTIST.}}
* ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20140406033407/http://blip.tv/slowbeef/let-s-take-a-sidelong-stare-at-star-strike-5123008 Let's Take A Sidelong Stare At Star Strike]'': Sci-Fi cheese at its greatest.
** Not to mention the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1QrCrx6IIg video] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlqvOCMRgNg remixes] it spawned.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhYDz2jYh-M A Look At Ancient LP Technology] has the
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFSJE7FJ3Jc LP BS Zelda]
{{quote|'''LPer:''' Thanks for the wooden sword, buddy. You want me to save Hyrule...
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'''slowbeef:''' ''[laughter]'' YEAH, HIDE RIGHT THERE!!]] }}
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9G-JAqOoyE Monster in my Pocket]'', featuring poor Tyler, ActionBastardAway's guest who never gets a word in edgewise.
* The [https://web.archive.org/web/20141223115906/http://blip.tv/slowbeef/mortal-kombat-mythologies-sub-par-5908537 longplay] [https://web.archive.org/web/20141031140714/http://blip.tv/slowbeef/mortal-kombat-mythologies-sub-par-part-2-2-5910644 video] for [[Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub
{{quote|'''Diabetus:''' You know what sucks, though? After you beat this {{spoiler|dinosaur}}, you have to fight one that {{spoiler|breathes}} Gatling gun bullets.
'''slowbeef:''' You know what sucks is how the hell do you top this?
'''Diabetus:''' Make the game fun? }}
* ''[http://blip.tv/retsupurae/the-most-shameful-thing-in-the-world-5020223 The Most Shameful Thing In The World:]''{{Dead link}} Don't watch if you like [[Suzumiya Haruhi|Haruhi.]] You won't after this video.
{{quote|''"[[Tempting Fate|With the amount of dignity lost, I don't see how this could possibly get any..]]"'' ''([[Record Needle Scratch]])'' ''"[[Dancing Theme|...worse]][[Suzumiya Haruhi|?]]"''}}
** ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-20SzHICoM The Even More Most Shameful Thing In The World:]''
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"Second, he was going to towel himself, 'Please stop Let's Playing ''[[I Wanna Be the Guy]]''.'"<br />
"Please stop Let's Playing ''[[I Wanna Be the Guy|I Wanna Be Th]]''--" ''[game crashes]'' "Thank you, GOD. [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|It stopped YOU.]] Look at that! Look at that, you dumb shit! The game doesn't even want you doing this! ''[[[Zoop Soul]] resignedly says "Well, that ends that."]'' Slowbeef replies with "Thank God." }}
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6aPL0Id-_g Rant Hero]'': Just the fact that this guy is pissed the hell off over the fact that you can't play Guitar Hero on the Wii with the controller (when it's called GUITAR Hero for a reason) is funny on its own, but slowbeef and Diabetus make it even better.
* ''Real Estate Headaches'': The [[Darkseed]] wrongpurae, where every new room Mike Dawson enters in his newly-purchased house just increases their incredulity as to why anyone would actually buy this moldering money pit.
{{quote|'''slowbeef:''' ''[as Mike]'' "Yeah, it's roomy, and I like the way the air just flows into the attic through the open windows, that are broken!"}}
** "At least the lawn doesn't need mowing."
* ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20130706002542/http://blip.tv/slowbeef/retsupurae-3000-5187175 Retsupurae 3000]'': The [[Rise of the Dragon]] Wrongpurae, there's the bit where the Blade Hunter sleeps for ''days'' without doing anything. Slowbeef goes hysterical.
{{quote|'''slowbeef:''' It took an hour to get here, but it was fuckin' worth it. This game is wonderful.}}
** What makes that truly hilarious is that this is his immediate response to finding out that {{spoiler|his girlfriend has been kidnapped by the villains}}.
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{{quote|I imagine an honor student reading this in front of the school for his graduation speech while one drunk jackass in the audience keeps moaning and interrupting like an asshole, making him stutter a couple times. Then he snaps and rants at him, then goes right back to the speech. This is very well done! Also, SNES9X}}
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TttcEFhFYdk A Son's Revenge]'', a little Oedipus-inspired animation. Slowbeef and Diabetus end up seriously creeped out.
* ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20141025212937/http://blip.tv/slowbeef/space-adventures-1-7-actual-adventures-contain-little-to-no-space-5717873 Space Adventures!]''<ref>actual adventures contain little to no space</ref>
** In part 2/7, chuckles are had over the fact that Cobra's freaked by what appear to be ''caterpillars''.
{{quote|"Get Mike Dawson here, this guy's too much of a pussy!"//}}
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{{quote|'''slowbeef''': "What am I, a scaredy-cat? Yup, you know it pal!" *laughter*
'''Diabetus''': This is our hero, really? }}
** Their reaction to the [[
** The lengthy Crazy Joe escape sequence, consisting of a stupidly large number of Go On/Go Back messages on a black background, followed by what can only be described as [[Random Encounters]]. {{spoiler|FIRE DRAGON! Wolf wheels! The Deathball!}} The two brainstorm their own enemy ideas, and point out how the strategy for every battle is the exact same, as is the dialogue afterward.
** As Cobra escapes from prison, a loud alarm repeatedly sounds (and cuts off for no reason), which instantly annoys the viewers. But then the villains discover the escape and, while the original alarm is still going, the man in charge yells "Sound the alarm!" This results in two alarms at the same time. They crack up.
** Their reaction to a [[You Have Failed Me...]] scene that somehow manages to ignore the fact that it takes place inside a falling building that should be colliding with the ground any second.
{{quote|'''Crystal Boy kills Schultz and his two guards'''
'''Diabetus''': ...And crash! }}
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'''slowbeef''': God, of all the things that his name could've been, I am the happiest that that was it.<br />
'''The Fister''': [[Big "What?"|What?]]<br />
*Statue rises*
'''Diabetus''': "THAT'S THE DUMBEST GODDAMNED NAME I'VE EVER HEARD!"<br />
'''slowbeef''': "ARE YOU KIDDING? THAT'S WOKEN ME UP FROM MY SLUMBRER!"<br />
'''Diabetus''': "ONLY SOMEONE SO STUPID COULD AWAKEN ME."<br />
'''slowbeef''': "ARE YOU EVEN NOTICING ME? I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU!"<br />
*Statue does pose similar to [[
'''Both''': *Laugh*<br />
'''Diabetus''': *Wacky Clown Laugh*<br />
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** Everything they have to say about the name, existence and logistics of Neon Big Bird. {{spoiler|It receives the Ridley voice ''immediately''.}}
** Parrot Grass {{spoiler|the spy}}, and all the speculation afterwards. "MY NAME IS-" [[Killed Mid-Sentence|*BOOM*]]
*** The entirety of [[The Reveal]] qualifies, with perfect comedic timing on the parts of the Retsupuraers. The [[Narm
** The final confrontation with Crystal Boy, especially how it ends.
{{quote|'''Diabetus:''' I didn't think ''[[Rocket Punch|that]]'' would work.<br />
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'''Diabeetus:''' ''[singing]'' Oompa Loompa Doopedy Doo! I've got a crappy Let's Play for you! Oompa Loompa Doopedy Dee! If you are wise you'll delete this LP! }}
* The Nostalgia Critic Jumps the Shark While Sputtering and Cursing About It: [https://web.archive.org/web/20131104003920/http://blip.tv/slowbeef/retsupurae-vs-the-nostalgia-critic-5535142 Their video on the Nostalgia Critic's Let's Play of Bart's Nightmare] has Slowbeef and Diabetus suffering through the worst LP they've ever seen.
{{quote|'''slowbeef:''' I don't believe it! I'm genuinely getting annoyed by this!
'''Diabetus:''' Just now? ''It took you half the video?!''
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** Eventually, they assign him a modified Ridley voice.
{{quote|'''slowbeef:''' Gotta pay the bills this month AAGH!}}
* ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20110120204017/http://www.viddler.com/explore/Bongores/videos/5/ This is a damn trainwreck.]''
{{quote|'''gameguy3424:''' So sorry about that, my mother needed a little bit of help with her fish tank...
'''slowbeef:''' Is this, like, a [[Let's Play]], or does this guy not know about Twitter?
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'''gameguy3424:''' Do a barrel roll!<br />
'''slowbeef:''' AGAIN?! What are you, joking? }}
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7dnofuSMNo This is Kokiri Forest
{{quote|''[a Kokiri Forest-themed border is visible around the LP video]''
'''slowbeef:''' So we got this weird picture-in-picture thing goin', which looks phenomenal, I might- I must say.
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** "And now let's go up for a whore! [...] What? We really ''were'' getting a whore? I was ''kidding!''"
** The hero apparently having sex with a prostitute for an entire week, then inexplicably jumping off the balcony on an order to go downstairs, with no adverse effects.
** Their reaction to the [[Twist Ending]].
** The last few minutes where the duo discuss what the title of the video should be.
* ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20120128212739/http://www.viddler.com/explore/retsu/videos/108
{{quote|'''Proteus:''' He has-- He has bigger tits than my girl...}}
* In ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO-K55PfGRk The Unfair Retsupurae]'', annoyed at Sonikdude101's exaggerated reactions, Slowbeef and Diabetus wonder if that's how he reacts to real life difficulties as well, pondering also if they should reevaluate their LP styles accordingly to be more famous. Then this exchange occurs:
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'''slowbeef''': What, did someone ''die''?
'''Proteus''': Yes! Mario did! Many, many times! }}
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeYSmWCwtjc Wizardry V]'': The guys take the game's "Oops!" error message and run with it.
{{quote|'''slowbeef:''' Cast "Make a good [[YouTube]] video." OOPS!
'''Diabetus:''' I decide to Let's Play Wizardry V. OOPS!
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'''GeneralIronicus:''' Here comes my favorite line!
'''robdamanii:''' Fuck that dago wop son of a bitch. DIE! Sorry if you're Italian, I FUCKING HATE Luigi. He's a DOUCHEBAG. And I hope his life ends, ''painfully'' with rectal cancer ''in his mouth!'' }}
* ''[[Elemental Goddess]]'' [http://blip.tv/chip-and-ironicus/retsupurae-elemental-goddess-episode-1-4214787\]{{Dead link}}[http://blip.tv/chip-and-ironicus/retsupurae-elemental-goddess-episode-2-4305716\]{{Dead link}}[http://blip.tv/chip-and-ironicus/retsupurae-elemental-goddess-special-episode-4336534\]{{Dead link}}, in which Chip and Ironicus take on material that is barely even salvageable by pointing out the terrible writing and animation whenever possible:
{{quote|'''Raphiel:''' I hate people! I just can't bear them! My name is Raphiel!
'''GeneralIronicus:''' Hello, Raphiel, how are you doing?
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnIMigBwOOI Holy crap, Louis. (sic)] Chip & Ironicus witness a ''[[Super Mario RPG]]'' LP done like an episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''. Chip outright loses it.
{{quote|''"Holy crap Lois,'' [[Super Mario World (video game)|Super Mario World]] ''was a bullshit game where I rode a Japanese dinosaur with a yellow, piss-colored cape. Holy crap Lois, do you remember that time I played Chrono Trigger and I pressed the button and a thing happened? Holy crap, Lois! [...] LOIS, DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME I DID A LET'S PLAY PRETENDING TO BE PETER GODDAMN GRIFFIN?! DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN I DID THAT? DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN I MADE THAT LIFE CHOICE TO PRETEND TO BE PETER GRIFFIN AND DO A LET'S PLAY OF SUPER MARIO RPG '''DO YOU REMEMBER, LOIS?!"'''''}}
** At the end they start listing off similar LP ideas including (but not limited to) ''[[Paper Mario]]'' as ''[[The Cleveland Show]]'', ''[[Final Fantasy VI]]'' as ''[[South Park]]'', and ''[[
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q2Ep9lz5Ao I'm going to make my own girl.] The duo take on a video of a guy using a model making program in a very creepy way.
{{quote|'''Player:''' What is this wonderous world... a place where I can do whatever I want?
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'''GeneralIronicus:''' I'm sorry you're dead.
'''ChipCheezum:''' That's- that's the name of the yeti, it's Tony.
'''GeneralIronicus:''' [[
* ''Night Trap will be an awesome time.'': "[[Shout-Out|You]] [[House MD|idiot!]] You never told me you did a Let's Play of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOsY71Bh7FU Night Trap!] That means you have Super-AIDS!"
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRbSMlzFmm4 No Comment]'': The bouncy intro and outro make the video.
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'''ChipCheezum:''' That's what I was thinking too. }}
** Really, the whole video is funny as all hell, thanks to the LPers complete and total incompetence. He sounds like a robot thanks to audio issues, is so bad at ''Mega Man'' it's not even funny, and his commentary is horrible. Chip and Ironicus have a great time picking the idiot apart.
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yir014L2XvA Retsupurae Sly Co-SQUIRRELS]''. The LPer in question mentions a squirrel ''once'' at the beginning of the
** "I called it the Squirrel-caust because that's really what it is!"
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFAy-Ajua8g Retsupurae Sonic 3D]'', which features the end of a badly tacked on vore story and Chip deciding that he has a fetish for bored looking women.
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* ''This is What You've Been Missing'': Chip finds an RP he thought he had lost and decides to show us [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu2fTfrnwT0 what we missed]. Quack.
{{quote|'''ChipCheezum:''' You'd think an LP done by [[Batman|The Penguin]] would be more entertaining.}}
* While watching a ''Pokemon Mystery Dungeon'' LP, they get bored and start making up their own story. It's called [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8q0EKrUTDo Tokemon.] <ref>
** The boredom comes from the LPer in question being a bland [[Sir Ron Lionheart]] [[Follow the Leader|clone]].
{{quote|'''GeneralIronicus:''' You're not SirRon, stop being SirRon.}}
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'''ChipCheezum:''' ''Why would you have so much pop?''
'''GeneralIronicus:''' It's so sticky, but it's so good! }}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPEFk5ygqzY Wolverine's Special Home Remedy]. Within the first thirty seconds of the video, the
{{quote|'''TheSlyKy:''' Oh so...I got off the shower a few hours ago and yo when [[Too Much Information|I was washing...mah dick... I got some soap in that motherfucka]] [[Share the Male Pain|and that shit stung like a fuckin' bitch]]! Stung worse than a needle or a pinch...or like a bee sting...oh actually I dunno how that feels like 'cuz I've never got stung 'cuz I'm a lucky ass. But anyway, we're going to play...<br />
''[Chip and Ironicus burst into laughter]''<br />
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'''GeneralIronicus:''' [[Its Pronounced Tropay|"Thehzzleeky"! "The Sleeky!"]]<br />
'''ChipCheezum:''' "It's leaky! Help! My dick! Help! It won't stop! I think the soap started something!"<br />
'''GeneralIronicus:''' It activated the X-Gene in his dick. It's now a super prehensile dick. His dick is [[Fantastic Four (Comic Book)|Reed Richards.]]<br />
...<br />
'''GeneralIronicus:''' [[I Call Him "Mister Happy"|I probably would call my dick Mr. Fantastic]] if I could get away with it.<br />
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== Other ==
* LargeMentalBlock, ProtagonistRP and [[
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GySDRTMmEUw Fireman/Flameman/Whateverman (retsupurae)]'' by ProtagonistRP. "Save state abuse" doesn't begin to describe it. The LPer's emulator queues recent messages, and at one point there are literally ten "GAME SAVED IN SLOT 0" messages which cover a quarter of the screen.
{{quote|''"I've seen ''[[Kaizo Mario World]]'' LPs that don't use save states as much as this."''}}
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZd4y0PBFZQ let's play another mario romhack], where he mocks [[Proton Jon]] and his endless romhack videos. Worth watching just to hear Eyeball try to imitate Jon's voice.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Swo7N-T1Qh8 Retsupurae Cut or Speed Up for Dummies]: While the video itself is pretty uneventful they did notice the [[Let's Play|LPer's]] sister, and make gold in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps3pEHsSaXQ the after video.]
* ''RP Sonic Adventure Trailer'': ResearchIndicates took [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kFNBpBiOao this video] and did nothing more than remove the annotations that covered most of the screen and replaced the annoying kid's voice with himself saying the horribly broken english from the original video, word for word. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJdDRkQLOds The result is hilarious.]
** Then for a later video, RI actually got the same kid who did the sonic video to help him retsupurae [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7dRlRIpeQI the finale to the Survival Kids LP] which Diabetus originally mocked for two videos through the main Retsupurae account (see the first folder for those videos).
* [[
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drLnSWeewWg#t=2m44s N00b has trouble with bombs throughout his LP.]
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drLnSWeewWg#t=6m38s He threads the needle in a strange way with another bomb.]
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEd8_kH9FaM#t=8m27s And finally, you're not going to believe what happens when he tries using a shell.]
{{quote|'''Mugiwara Yoshi:''' ''[hysterical laughter]'' How does he do it?! How does he do this?! ''[beat]'' He just defies Mario logic altogether!}}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bz4_hY1e1A Super savestate Mario Loadstate brothers] by IMSUPERLPER with co-commentator captinjingles. The title gag ("save state" and "load state" [[Verbal Tic
{{quote|'''captinjingles:''' He titled the video "mic sucks" so you know he was aware of it -- load state -- and he uploaded it anyway. Load state.}}
** From the same two, we get ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G83TYPMBgXg Top five list as done by a pedophile]''. There are no words. (Don't worry, the video doesn't actually contain any
* Proteus and PsychedelicEyeball team up in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prLJszXqvnI Thanks for sharing, champ]. The LPer abuses save states and complains about being tired in order to excuse not showing even the slightest bit of skill at ''[[Super Mario World (video game)|Super Mario World]]'' ROM hacks. And then he parks Mario right in the middle of a stomping column and doesn't move an inch.
{{quote|'''PsychedelicEyeball:''' ''[giggles uncontrollably]'' Did you see--? ''[degenerates into another giggling fit]''
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{{quote|Don't be fooled. It may seem that he compressed the video because he's a technologically incompetent moron, but it isn't.
He altered the dimensions of the video to create an elaborate illusion of enhanced lateral velocity. This isn't moronic. This is sheer brilliance. }}
* At the end of the ''Arise 4'' retsufrash, Cooliespy345 invoked Slowbeef and Proteus's making fun of the forced [[Title Drop
{{quote|"I feel [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}HcpKHG8TeGQ Trapped] in this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}MbNREEEx6ZQ Pursuit] and I need to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}Zj_fxG8kU2c Escape] the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}bUvPebGSrl0 Horror] of this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}FJ7_7BfxrFo Death Trap] so I can [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}prZun-SUu0M Arise] to the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}k2o6hHh-J58 Satanorium] so I can apply my [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}X4SFtIayovY Elements] to my [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}7Lpw3-XgZuw Arrival in Hell].
...[[Running Gag|10/10"]] }}
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{{quote|Cyberdreams: "Challenge accepted."}}
** A sadly ignored [[YouTube]] commenter wondered who is the ultimate Unsympathetic Adventure Game Protagonist: Mike Dawson or [[Phantasmagoria 2|Curtis Craig]].
** If your name is Mike Dawson, and you've posted a video on YouTube, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_RnB-TJiGA expect to] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1LsMyxapys be asked] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOtZdWkzVY0 a few] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDxdIsWufxM questions in] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIei0v1HYu4 your comments].
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxlXDh84Ww0 Elly]''.
{{quote|''"It legitimately angers me that none of these people realize that Slowbeef started LP."''}}
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{{quote|Alexander would later come to regret the hasty marriage as he realized he only became King over a half-dozen infertile islands with no sense of economy and around three dog-headed knights, a pot-bellied genie, and a clown to protect him from the annual viking pillagers. When petitioning his father Graham for help and soldiers, he merely retorted "Why don't you pull out your magic map?" and left him for dead, trollface.}}
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