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* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xfcbLWgQAo DOOM, an action-packed spoken word album]''; what happens when an informative Lets Play [[Captain Obvious|goes very wrong]].
{{quote|'''slowbeef:''' He's going over ''the difficulty levels?'' Hey, believe me pal, you are not too young to die and I can make that happen.}}
* ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20131106124340/http://blip.tv/slowbeef/earnest-goes-to-anime-5467989 Earnest Goes to Anime]'': The ''[[Earnest Evans]]'' wrongpurae has the guys (and the watchers) in hysterics after just five minutes of gameplay, thanks to the wonky animation of the main character ("based on ''[[QWOP]]''" according to Diabetus), bizarre and improbable physics, a power up [[Poison Mushroom|that puts the character to sleep and nothing else]] and the [[Indy Escape]] sequence triggering the wrong way.
{{quote|'''Diabetus:''' Follow that boulder, Indy!}}
** The fact that it manages to make Diabetus, who is usually completely deadpan with his joke deliveries, almost break out into a laughing fit should be a sign about how silly the game ends up getting.
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'''Diabetus:''' "You cocksucking... meanie!"
'''slowbeef:''' "I'll learn what these words say, you son of a... jerk!" }}
* ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20131103114605/http://blip.tv/slowbeef/journey-to-the-exit-of-the-arcade-5531176 Journey to the Exit of the Arcade]'' is full of hilarious lines, but about halfway through wherein they start ''mocking the raptors'' is pure comedy gold.
** The fact that the duo keep giving raptors the voice of Ridley.
{{quote|'''Diabetus:''' Are we in a parking lot or falling down an elevator shaft?
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** All their reactions to the bizarre idiosyncratic rank titles such as "Metal Soldier".
*** {{spoiler|MARSHAL ARTIST.}}
* ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20140406033407/http://blip.tv/slowbeef/let-s-take-a-sidelong-stare-at-star-strike-5123008 Let's Take A Sidelong Stare At Star Strike]'': Sci-Fi cheese at its greatest.
** Not to mention the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1QrCrx6IIg video] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlqvOCMRgNg remixes] it spawned.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhYDz2jYh-M A Look At Ancient LP Technology] has the LPer's vague accent and a hilariously convoluted way to sync the audio and video, and Retsupurae's commentary about the start of RP technology when the universe was just beginning.
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'''slowbeef:''' ''[laughter]'' YEAH, HIDE RIGHT THERE!!]] }}
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9G-JAqOoyE Monster in my Pocket]'', featuring poor Tyler, ActionBastardAway's guest who never gets a word in edgewise.
* The [https://web.archive.org/web/20141223115906/http://blip.tv/slowbeef/mortal-kombat-mythologies-sub-par-5908537 longplay] [https://web.archive.org/web/20141031140714/http://blip.tv/slowbeef/mortal-kombat-mythologies-sub-par-part-2-2-5910644 video] for [[Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero]]. When the player makes it to the bridge level, the robot bridge guards keep getting less original and more ridiculous. As they ponder what weapon the last one will have, the player finally approaches {{spoiler|a humanoid guard riding a fire breathing Tyrannosaurus Rex}}. Needless to say, the duo were shocked.
{{quote|'''Diabetus:''' You know what sucks, though? After you beat this {{spoiler|dinosaur}}, you have to fight one that {{spoiler|breathes}} Gatling gun bullets.
'''slowbeef:''' You know what sucks is how the hell do you top this?
'''Diabetus:''' Make the game fun? }}
* ''[http://blip.tv/retsupurae/the-most-shameful-thing-in-the-world-5020223 The Most Shameful Thing In The World:]''{{Dead link}} Don't watch if you like [[Suzumiya Haruhi|Haruhi.]] You won't after this video.
{{quote|''"[[Tempting Fate|With the amount of dignity lost, I don't see how this could possibly get any..]]"'' ''([[Record Needle Scratch]])'' ''"[[Dancing Theme|...worse]][[Suzumiya Haruhi|?]]"''}}
** ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-20SzHICoM The Even More Most Shameful Thing In The World:]''
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{{quote|'''slowbeef:''' ''[as Mike]'' "Yeah, it's roomy, and I like the way the air just flows into the attic through the open windows, that are broken!"}}
** "At least the lawn doesn't need mowing."
* ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20130706002542/http://blip.tv/slowbeef/retsupurae-3000-5187175 Retsupurae 3000]'': The [[Rise of the Dragon]] Wrongpurae, there's the bit where the Blade Hunter sleeps for ''days'' without doing anything. Slowbeef goes hysterical.
{{quote|'''slowbeef:''' It took an hour to get here, but it was fuckin' worth it. This game is wonderful.}}
** What makes that truly hilarious is that this is his immediate response to finding out that {{spoiler|his girlfriend has been kidnapped by the villains}}.
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{{quote|I imagine an honor student reading this in front of the school for his graduation speech while one drunk jackass in the audience keeps moaning and interrupting like an asshole, making him stutter a couple times. Then he snaps and rants at him, then goes right back to the speech. This is very well done! Also, SNES9X}}
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TttcEFhFYdk A Son's Revenge]'', a little Oedipus-inspired animation. Slowbeef and Diabetus end up seriously creeped out.
* ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20141025212937/http://blip.tv/slowbeef/space-adventures-1-7-actual-adventures-contain-little-to-no-space-5717873 Space Adventures!]''<ref>actual adventures contain little to no space</ref>
** In part 2/7, chuckles are had over the fact that Cobra's freaked by what appear to be ''caterpillars''.
{{quote|"Get Mike Dawson here, this guy's too much of a pussy!"//}}
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'''Diabeetus:''' ''[singing]'' Oompa Loompa Doopedy Doo! I've got a crappy Let's Play for you! Oompa Loompa Doopedy Dee! If you are wise you'll delete this LP! }}
* The Nostalgia Critic Jumps the Shark While Sputtering and Cursing About It: [https://web.archive.org/web/20131104003920/http://blip.tv/slowbeef/retsupurae-vs-the-nostalgia-critic-5535142 Their video on the Nostalgia Critic's Let's Play of Bart's Nightmare] has Slowbeef and Diabetus suffering through the worst LP they've ever seen.
{{quote|'''slowbeef:''' I don't believe it! I'm genuinely getting annoyed by this!
'''Diabetus:''' Just now? ''It took you half the video?!''
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** Eventually, they assign him a modified Ridley voice.
{{quote|'''slowbeef:''' Gotta pay the bills this month AAGH!}}
* ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20110120204017/http://www.viddler.com/explore/Bongores/videos/5/ This is a damn trainwreck.]''
{{quote|'''gameguy3424:''' So sorry about that, my mother needed a little bit of help with her fish tank...
'''slowbeef:''' Is this, like, a [[Let's Play]], or does this guy not know about Twitter?
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'''GeneralIronicus:''' Here comes my favorite line!
'''robdamanii:''' Fuck that dago wop son of a bitch. DIE! Sorry if you're Italian, I FUCKING HATE Luigi. He's a DOUCHEBAG. And I hope his life ends, ''painfully'' with rectal cancer ''in his mouth!'' }}
* ''[[Elemental Goddess]]'' [http://blip.tv/chip-and-ironicus/retsupurae-elemental-goddess-episode-1-4214787\]{{Dead link}}[http://blip.tv/chip-and-ironicus/retsupurae-elemental-goddess-episode-2-4305716\]{{Dead link}}[http://blip.tv/chip-and-ironicus/retsupurae-elemental-goddess-special-episode-4336534\]{{Dead link}}, in which Chip and Ironicus take on material that is barely even salvageable by pointing out the terrible writing and animation whenever possible:
{{quote|'''Raphiel:''' I hate people! I just can't bear them! My name is Raphiel!
'''GeneralIronicus:''' Hello, Raphiel, how are you doing?
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'''GeneralIronicus:''' I'm sorry you're dead.
'''ChipCheezum:''' That's- that's the name of the yeti, it's Tony.
'''GeneralIronicus:''' [[
* ''Night Trap will be an awesome time.'': "[[Shout-Out|You]] [[House MD|idiot!]] You never told me you did a Let's Play of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOsY71Bh7FU Night Trap!] That means you have Super-AIDS!"
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRbSMlzFmm4 No Comment]'': The bouncy intro and outro make the video.
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'''GeneralIronicus:''' [[Its Pronounced Tropay|"Thehzzleeky"! "The Sleeky!"]]<br />
'''ChipCheezum:''' "It's leaky! Help! My dick! Help! It won't stop! I think the soap started something!"<br />
'''GeneralIronicus:''' It activated the X-Gene in his dick. It's now a super prehensile dick. His dick is [[Fantastic Four (Comic Book)|Reed Richards.]]<br />
...<br />
'''GeneralIronicus:''' [[I Call Him "Mister Happy"|I probably would call my dick Mr. Fantastic]] if I could get away with it.<br />
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{{quote|Alexander would later come to regret the hasty marriage as he realized he only became King over a half-dozen infertile islands with no sense of economy and around three dog-headed knights, a pot-bellied genie, and a clown to protect him from the annual viking pillagers. When petitioning his father Graham for help and soldiers, he merely retorted "Why don't you pull out your magic map?" and left him for dead, trollface.}}
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