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'''slowbeef:''' Oh g- "Meet'N'Fuck Kingdom!" That's actually the staff meeting that Magda and Kalango got together at. Fucking...<br />
'''slowbeef:''' Oh g- "Meet'N'Fuck Kingdom!" That's actually the staff meeting that Magda and Kalango got together at. Fucking...<br />
'''Diabetus:''' It's, uh, one of the lesser known [[Disneyland|Disney attractions]].<br />
'''Diabetus:''' It's, uh, one of the lesser known [[Disneyland|Disney attractions]].<br />
'''slowbeef:''' Wait a minute, wait a minute... "[[Super Mario Brothers|Bowser & Peach (Hentai)]]," and, oh look, then there's "[[Arson Murder and Jaywalking|Dental Appointment]]!"<br />
'''slowbeef:''' Wait a minute, wait a minute... "[[Super Mario Brothers|Bowser & Peach (Hentai)]]," and, oh look, then there's "[[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|Dental Appointment]]!"<br />
'''Diabetus:''' Well, these guys like to meet 'n' fuck and they like really gross shit but they keep their hygiene.<br />
'''Diabetus:''' Well, these guys like to meet 'n' fuck and they like really gross shit but they keep their hygiene.<br />
'''slowbeef:''' Right, yeah, you know?<br />
'''slowbeef:''' Right, yeah, you know?<br />
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'''slowbeef:''' "I'm gonna do Princess Peach, I'm gonna need some toothpaste."<br />
'''slowbeef:''' "I'm gonna do Princess Peach, I'm gonna need some toothpaste."<br />
'''Diabetus:''' They like "[[Professor Layton]] pt. 6"? }}
'''Diabetus:''' They like "[[Professor Layton]] pt. 6"? }}
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAMlb7geKV8 Battle]''. Goldskarr's [[What the Hell Is That Accent|incomprehensible accent]] and [[The Unintelligible|slurred speech]], the loud noises in the background, his bizarre commentary (with subtitles that don't have anything to do with anything) that abruptly switches to post-commentary, and his lack of skill make this one a ''motherlode'' of comedy. It's bad enough to make [[Deadpan Snarker|Diabetus]] laugh out loud, and slowbeef spends several minutes in hysterics.
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAMlb7geKV8 Battle]''. Goldskarr's [[What the Hell Is That Accent?|incomprehensible accent]] and [[The Unintelligible|slurred speech]], the loud noises in the background, his bizarre commentary (with subtitles that don't have anything to do with anything) that abruptly switches to post-commentary, and his lack of skill make this one a ''motherlode'' of comedy. It's bad enough to make [[Deadpan Snarker|Diabetus]] laugh out loud, and slowbeef spends several minutes in hysterics.
{{quote| '''Goldskarr:''' Actually, I remember playing this on the Super 'Tendo...<br />
{{quote| '''Goldskarr:''' Actually, I remember playing this on the Super 'Tendo...<br />
'''Diabetus:''' ...The Super ''Tendo''?<br />
'''Diabetus:''' ...The Super ''Tendo''?<br />
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** A spinning spike trap at one point inspires a terrific reaction:
** A spinning spike trap at one point inspires a terrific reaction:
{{quote| '''Diabetus:''' I think it's broken! [[The Jetsons|Jane, stop this crazy thing!]]}}
{{quote| '''Diabetus:''' I think it's broken! [[The Jetsons|Jane, stop this crazy thing!]]}}
** [[Off Model|"Why does my back have tits?"]]
** [[Off-Model|"Why does my back have tits?"]]
** At one point, they notice a scene showing a boat and a car looks familiar to one from [[Last Alert]]:
** At one point, they notice a scene showing a boat and a car looks familiar to one from [[Last Alert]]:
{{quote| '''Diabetus:''' Oh, it's Last Alert.<br />
{{quote| '''Diabetus:''' Oh, it's Last Alert.<br />
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'''Khad:''' "Executive Producer: Christopher Bores". Guess that makes sense..."Editor: Christopher Bores"..."Post Production: Christopher Bores"...<br />
'''Khad:''' "Executive Producer: Christopher Bores". Guess that makes sense..."Editor: Christopher Bores"..."Post Production: Christopher Bores"...<br />
'''Diabetus:''' [[Never Heard That One Before|He certainly does.]]<br />
'''Diabetus:''' [[Never Heard That One Before|He certainly does.]]<br />
'''Khad:''' "Music Editor: Christopher Bores". [[Small Name Big Ego|I'm starting to see a pattern!]]<br />
'''Khad:''' "Music Editor: Christopher Bores". [[Small Name, Big Ego|I'm starting to see a pattern!]]<br />
''[Credits show "A Special Thanks to all parties involved in making this episode possible"]''<br />
''[Credits show "A Special Thanks to all parties involved in making this episode possible"]''<br />
'''Khad:''' Wha? [[Its All About Me|He didn't give anyone in the video credit?]]<br />
'''Khad:''' Wha? [[It's All About Me|He didn't give anyone in the video credit?]]<br />
'''Diabetus:''' [[Sarcasm Mode|Another case solved by the Haunted Investigators!]]<br />
'''Diabetus:''' [[Sarcasm Mode|Another case solved by the Haunted Investigators!]]<br />
'''slowbeef:''' ''{{[[[Brick Joke]] in "50s news editor" voice}}]'' I give you the biggest case I've ever seen and all you come up with is a bat and a broken camera? Get out of here you bums! And don't let the door hit ya! Waaah! }}
'''slowbeef:''' ''{{[[[Brick Joke]] in "50s news editor" voice}}]'' I give you the biggest case I've ever seen and all you come up with is a bat and a broken camera? Get out of here you bums! And don't let the door hit ya! Waaah! }}
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'''slowbeef:''' I think we're in a server room now.<br />
'''slowbeef:''' I think we're in a server room now.<br />
'''Diabetus:''' Powered by ''dinosaurs?'' Are they running on a little gerbil wheel to power every..electricity?<br />
'''Diabetus:''' Powered by ''dinosaurs?'' Are they running on a little gerbil wheel to power every..electricity?<br />
'''slowbeef:''' It's UNIX! They know this! ''(in Ridley voice)'' "First we learn the doors, then we learn command-line scriptin'! ''[[Killed Mid Sentence|AAGH!]]''"<br />
'''slowbeef:''' It's UNIX! They know this! ''(in Ridley voice)'' "First we learn the doors, then we learn command-line scriptin'! ''[[Killed Mid-Sentence|AAGH!]]''"<br />
'''Diabetus:''' ''[also in Ridley voice]'' "PC gamin'! Aagh!"<br />
'''Diabetus:''' ''[also in Ridley voice]'' "PC gamin'! Aagh!"<br />
''[short pause as the two chuckle]''<br />
''[short pause as the two chuckle]''<br />
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'''Diabetus:''' Oh, I thought the boulder was just very literary. }}
'''Diabetus:''' Oh, I thought the boulder was just very literary. }}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z7QnaYiY8w&feature=g-all-u&context=G22b69c4FAAAAAAAACAA King's Quest V: Absinthe makes the game more tolerable] makes the duo imagine the story of the game being told by a grumpy and absent-minded grandfather to his nephew, who is quick to pounce on plot holes and questionable game design choices.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z7QnaYiY8w&feature=g-all-u&context=G22b69c4FAAAAAAAACAA King's Quest V: Absinthe makes the game more tolerable] makes the duo imagine the story of the game being told by a grumpy and absent-minded grandfather to his nephew, who is quick to pounce on plot holes and questionable game design choices.
** Their reaction to [[Everythings Worse With Bears|the bear]] [[Have a Nice Death|death]], and Kuroinokaze (the original recorder) anticipating many game overs with an inherently funny save file title.
** Their reaction to [[Everything's Worse With Bears|the bear]] [[Have a Nice Death|death]], and Kuroinokaze (the original recorder) anticipating many game overs with an inherently funny save file title.
** In session 2, part 4/5, all the hilarity suddenly hits, back-to-back, for a solid minute and fifteen seconds straight. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQawNTREVFU It all starts with Cedric's abrupt capture by a wolf...]
** In session 2, part 4/5, all the hilarity suddenly hits, back-to-back, for a solid minute and fifteen seconds straight. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQawNTREVFU It all starts with Cedric's abrupt capture by a wolf...]
** Diabetus' foresight strikes again when he successfully guesses [[Guide Dang It|the infamous way to defeat the yeti.]] "[[Big Yes|YES!]] I'm a master of King's Quest!"
** Diabetus' foresight strikes again when he successfully guesses [[Guide Dang It|the infamous way to defeat the yeti.]] "[[Big Yes|YES!]] I'm a master of King's Quest!"
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'''Dave_o:''' [[Running Gag|I wanna do a shout out to thehof's mom for ending this abruptly.]]]] }}
'''Dave_o:''' [[Running Gag|I wanna do a shout out to thehof's mom for ending this abruptly.]]]] }}
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dUPLLMJpiY Let's Play Headaches]'' features an inept LP of Darkseed with incompatible audio, resulting in a phone ringing sounding like a fork scraping a concrete block.
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dUPLLMJpiY Let's Play Headaches]'' features an inept LP of Darkseed with incompatible audio, resulting in a phone ringing sounding like a fork scraping a concrete block.
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkpKaFOgyoc Let's Play IMDB]'': slowbeef and Diabeetus riff on a longplay of the Playstation game ''Apocalypse'', a game whose only apparent selling point is Bruce Willis starring. This promps them to spend 15 minutes going down Willis' IMDB page to come up with a [[Hurricane of Puns]] involving the titles of every single thing Bruce Willis has ever worked on on any capacity. [[Hilarity Ensues]] (mostly of the [[So Unfunny Its Funny]] variety)
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkpKaFOgyoc Let's Play IMDB]'': slowbeef and Diabeetus riff on a longplay of the Playstation game ''Apocalypse'', a game whose only apparent selling point is Bruce Willis starring. This promps them to spend 15 minutes going down Willis' IMDB page to come up with a [[Hurricane of Puns]] involving the titles of every single thing Bruce Willis has ever worked on on any capacity. [[Hilarity Ensues]] (mostly of the [[So Unfunny It's Funny]] variety)
** Eventually they run out of Bruce Willis stuff and just start using ''random movie and TV show titles''. '''''[[Overly Long Gag|For the rest of the video.]]'''''
** Eventually they run out of Bruce Willis stuff and just start using ''random movie and TV show titles''. '''''[[Overly Long Gag|For the rest of the video.]]'''''
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGRsUELHzyM Let's Play *incomprehensible*]'' (titled here as ''Lets Play: People on Youtube, Retsupray and Sound Puking'') has SuperCrazyHealthBar yelling in an incomprehensible manner, which basically is where the comedy takes place here, but the part at 1:41 is where gold happened.
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGRsUELHzyM Let's Play *incomprehensible*]'' (titled here as ''Lets Play: People on Youtube, Retsupray and Sound Puking'') has SuperCrazyHealthBar yelling in an incomprehensible manner, which basically is where the comedy takes place here, but the part at 1:41 is where gold happened.
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'''slowbeef:''' Okay, in three... two... one... go.<br />
'''slowbeef:''' Okay, in three... two... one... go.<br />
'''[[Deceased Crab]]:''' I'm Deceased Crab! Let's Play...<br />
'''[[Deceased Crab]]:''' I'm Deceased Crab! Let's Play...<br />
'''Diabetus:''' [[Screw This I'm Outta Here|No, fuck this.]]<br />
'''Diabetus:''' [[Screw This, I'm Outta Here|No, fuck this.]]<br />
'''slowbeef:''' I can't. I'm sorry. No way. ''[Video abruptly ends]'']] }}
'''slowbeef:''' I can't. I'm sorry. No way. ''[Video abruptly ends]'']] }}
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p13UXd1xhEo Let's Play... What the hell is this?]''
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p13UXd1xhEo Let's Play... What the hell is this?]''
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{{quote| '''Guy Kazama:''' Garcia, ''nobody'' can hire my feelings!!!<br />
{{quote| '''Guy Kazama:''' Garcia, ''nobody'' can hire my feelings!!!<br />
''[slowbeef and Diabetus collapse into laughter again]''<br />
''[slowbeef and Diabetus collapse into laughter again]''<br />
'''Diabetus:''' [[Big What|WHAT???]]<br />
'''Diabetus:''' [[Big "What?"|WHAT???]]<br />
'''slowbeef:''' That's the line of the game for me, I think.<br />
'''slowbeef:''' That's the line of the game for me, I think.<br />
'''Diabetus:''' Alright, uh... I'm gonna put my feelings on eBay and see what happens!<br />
'''Diabetus:''' Alright, uh... I'm gonna put my feelings on eBay and see what happens!<br />
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'''Diabetus:''' There's complete silence between 1:50 and two minutes.<br />
'''Diabetus:''' There's complete silence between 1:50 and two minutes.<br />
...<br />
...<br />
''[The LPer starts singing the [[So Bad Its Good]] rap song from the original Zelda commercial]''<br />
''[The LPer starts singing the [[So Bad It's Good]] rap song from the original Zelda commercial]''<br />
'''slowbeef:''' That was ''painful''. Did that just happen or did I just dream that?<br />
'''slowbeef:''' That was ''painful''. Did that just happen or did I just dream that?<br />
'''Diabetus:''' Yo yo Link don't even give a fuck! Too bad this LP just fuckin sucks!<br />
'''Diabetus:''' Yo yo Link don't even give a fuck! Too bad this LP just fuckin sucks!<br />
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'''slowbeef:''' LORD, NO! }}
'''slowbeef:''' LORD, NO! }}
** The first 20 seconds of gameplay:
** The first 20 seconds of gameplay:
{{quote| '''slowbeef:''' WELCOME TO METROID ELEMENTS! ''[Samus falls into an [[Bottomless Pit]]]'' Oh... there are... [[One Hit Kill]] pits in here...}}
{{quote| '''slowbeef:''' WELCOME TO METROID ELEMENTS! ''[Samus falls into an [[Bottomless Pit]]]'' Oh... there are... [[One-Hit Kill]] pits in here...}}
** Samus' dying screams:
** Samus' dying screams:
{{quote| '''slowbeef:''' What did you think of that fight, Samus?<br />
{{quote| '''slowbeef:''' What did you think of that fight, Samus?<br />
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'''Shmorky:''' YOU GONNA-YOU GONNA PLAY THIS GAME? OKAY, RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES NOW!<br />
'''Shmorky:''' YOU GONNA-YOU GONNA PLAY THIS GAME? OKAY, RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES NOW!<br />
'''slowbeef:''' This is what practice was for all season, Billy! We're not here fuckin' around with a video game!]] }}
'''slowbeef:''' This is what practice was for all season, Billy! We're not here fuckin' around with a video game!]] }}
** The main treat though is MrMasked's complete ineptitude at the game, despite picking the hardest difficulty and [[Small Name Big Ego|declaring himself hardcore]]:
** The main treat though is MrMasked's complete ineptitude at the game, despite picking the hardest difficulty and [[Small Name, Big Ego|declaring himself hardcore]]:
{{quote| '''MrMasked:''' This is like the hardest...thing in the game.<br />
{{quote| '''MrMasked:''' This is like the hardest...thing in the game.<br />
'''slowbeef:''' What? ''This'' is the hardest part of the game?!<br />
'''slowbeef:''' What? ''This'' is the hardest part of the game?!<br />
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'''Diabetus''': I'm, erm, very sorry to hear that.<br />
'''Diabetus''': I'm, erm, very sorry to hear that.<br />
'''slowbeef''': God, of all the things that his name could've been, I am the happiest that that was it.<br />
'''slowbeef''': God, of all the things that his name could've been, I am the happiest that that was it.<br />
'''The Fister''': [[Big What|What?]]<br />
'''The Fister''': [[Big "What?"|What?]]<br />
*Statue rises*<br />
*Statue rises*<br />
'''Diabetus''': "THAT'S THE DUMBEST GODDAMNED NAME I'VE EVER HEARD!"<br />
'''Diabetus''': "THAT'S THE DUMBEST GODDAMNED NAME I'VE EVER HEARD!"<br />
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'''Diabetus''': That is the most awkward 21-gun salute. }}
'''Diabetus''': That is the most awkward 21-gun salute. }}
** Everything they have to say about the name, existence and logistics of Neon Big Bird. {{spoiler|It receives the Ridley voice ''immediately''.}}
** Everything they have to say about the name, existence and logistics of Neon Big Bird. {{spoiler|It receives the Ridley voice ''immediately''.}}
** Parrot Grass {{spoiler|the spy}}, and all the speculation afterwards. "MY NAME IS-" [[Killed Mid Sentence|*BOOM*]]
** Parrot Grass {{spoiler|the spy}}, and all the speculation afterwards. "MY NAME IS-" [[Killed Mid-Sentence|*BOOM*]]
*** The entirety of [[The Reveal]] qualifies, with perfect comedic timing on the parts of the Retsupuraers. The [[Narm|Narmful]] [[Pre Ass Kicking One Liner]] from Cobra, the [[Un Evil Laugh]] that becomes an [[Overly Long Gag]] without quite becoming tiresome, the [[Sting]] out of nowhere, and {{spoiler|the [[One Winged Angel]] form that lasts just long enough to get a reaction}}.
*** The entirety of [[The Reveal]] qualifies, with perfect comedic timing on the parts of the Retsupuraers. The [[Narm|Narmful]] [[Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner]] from Cobra, the [[Un Evil Laugh]] that becomes an [[Overly Long Gag]] without quite becoming tiresome, the [[Sting]] out of nowhere, and {{spoiler|the [[One-Winged Angel]] form that lasts just long enough to get a reaction}}.
** The final confrontation with Crystal Boy, especially how it ends.
** The final confrontation with Crystal Boy, especially how it ends.
{{quote| '''Diabetus:''' I didn't think ''[[Rocket Punch|that]]'' would work.<br />
{{quote| '''Diabetus:''' I didn't think ''[[Rocket Punch|that]]'' would work.<br />
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** The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtrMka0WBKs&t=1m50s epic climax] of [[Darkseed]] 2: {{spoiler|Mike's mother's head exploding.}} Slowbeef, who knows it's coming, can hardly contain himself in anticipation. Diabetus, who is unaware of it, completely loses it for a minute straight. As Slowbeef says, that makes the last 6 hours of agony all worth it.
** The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtrMka0WBKs&t=1m50s epic climax] of [[Darkseed]] 2: {{spoiler|Mike's mother's head exploding.}} Slowbeef, who knows it's coming, can hardly contain himself in anticipation. Diabetus, who is unaware of it, completely loses it for a minute straight. As Slowbeef says, that makes the last 6 hours of agony all worth it.
*** It was also part of his reason to keep Diabetus from spoiling any parts before they started the Recordings.
*** It was also part of his reason to keep Diabetus from spoiling any parts before they started the Recordings.
** A while earlier, {{spoiler|Mike uses [[Makes Just As Much Sense in Context|the Dark World magnetic crossbow to rig the ringtoss game]], throws the ring... and misses again because Slowbeef [[Orwellian Editor|deliberately spliced in the footage]] [[Yank the Dogs Chain|just to deny Mike Dawson victory]]}}. Watch it [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlsPXh4L8AE#t=2m48s here.]
** A while earlier, {{spoiler|Mike uses [[Makes Just As Much Sense in Context|the Dark World magnetic crossbow to rig the ringtoss game]], throws the ring... and misses again because Slowbeef [[Orwellian Editor|deliberately spliced in the footage]] [[Yank the Dog's Chain|just to deny Mike Dawson victory]]}}. Watch it [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlsPXh4L8AE#t=2m48s here.]
** The recurring issues with the longplayer, who constantly goes out of his way to engage in pointless conversations and stare at scenery for no real reason.
** The recurring issues with the longplayer, who constantly goes out of his way to engage in pointless conversations and stare at scenery for no real reason.
{{quote| '''Slowbeef''': Fuck you, longplayer! You're just doing this to fuck with us!}}
{{quote| '''Slowbeef''': Fuck you, longplayer! You're just doing this to fuck with us!}}
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'''Diabetus:''' Do you have the power of foresight, Slowbeef? }}
'''Diabetus:''' Do you have the power of foresight, Slowbeef? }}
** ''{{spoiler|[[House (TV)|Jollo MD]]}}''. Nuff said.
** ''{{spoiler|[[House (TV)|Jollo MD]]}}''. Nuff said.
** When they discuss the unfairness of the [[That One Level|minotaur's labyrinth]], Slowbeef laments the time he wasted mapping it out when he was young and naive. Diabetus points out how he's currently engaged in the [[Sarcasm Mode|far more productive]] task of mocking an old video game and posting it online. Cue five minutes of laughing and shameless [[Self Deprecation]] while bringing up the Jollo voice AGAIN to show how mature they are.
** When they discuss the unfairness of the [[That One Level|minotaur's labyrinth]], Slowbeef laments the time he wasted mapping it out when he was young and naive. Diabetus points out how he's currently engaged in the [[Sarcasm Mode|far more productive]] task of mocking an old video game and posting it online. Cue five minutes of laughing and shameless [[Self-Deprecation]] while bringing up the Jollo voice AGAIN to show how mature they are.
** Diabeetus' parodies of "Girl in the Tower", especially:
** Diabeetus' parodies of "Girl in the Tower", especially:
{{quote| '''Diabeetus:''' Ladies and gentlemen, the "Girl in the Tower"...sung by Jollo.}}
{{quote| '''Diabeetus:''' Ladies and gentlemen, the "Girl in the Tower"...sung by Jollo.}}
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'''Old man:''' Why thank you young lady, I have no use for this blowtorch of mine. It's empty, though. Here, take it!<br />
'''Old man:''' Why thank you young lady, I have no use for this blowtorch of mine. It's empty, though. Here, take it!<br />
''[slowbeef and Proteus erupt into hysterics]''<br />
''[slowbeef and Proteus erupt into hysterics]''<br />
'''Proteus:''' [[Big What|WHAT?! WHAT?!]]<br />
'''Proteus:''' [[Big "What?"|WHAT?! WHAT?!]]<br />
'''slowbeef:''' He gives her...an empty ''blowtorch!!'' ...for a ''fish!!''<br />
'''slowbeef:''' He gives her...an empty ''blowtorch!!'' ...for a ''fish!!''<br />
'''Proteus:''' You know, I was gonna say 'We just used six inventory items to get that fish. It better be a goddamned good reward!' I was not expecting ''that'' as our reward! That was worth it! }}
'''Proteus:''' You know, I was gonna say 'We just used six inventory items to get that fish. It better be a goddamned good reward!' I was not expecting ''that'' as our reward! That was worth it! }}
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'''slowbeef:''' [[Sarcasm Mode|This is the most perfect Deceased Crab impression there is!]] I sound just like him right now!<br />
'''slowbeef:''' [[Sarcasm Mode|This is the most perfect Deceased Crab impression there is!]] I sound just like him right now!<br />
'''Diabetus:''' I'm perpetually in puberty!<br />
'''Diabetus:''' I'm perpetually in puberty!<br />
'''slowbeef:''' [[Self Deprecation|This is the most horrible Retsupurae video we ever made!]]<br />
'''slowbeef:''' [[Self-Deprecation|This is the most horrible Retsupurae video we ever made!]]<br />
'''Proteus:''' Huzzah, this sucks!<br />
'''Proteus:''' Huzzah, this sucks!<br />
'''slowbeef:''' Huzzah.<br />
'''slowbeef:''' Huzzah.<br />
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'''GeneralIronicus:''' ...''[[Flat What|what.]]''<br />
'''GeneralIronicus:''' ...''[[Flat What|what.]]''<br />
'''ChipCheezum:''' We're done.<br />
'''ChipCheezum:''' We're done.<br />
'''GeneralIronicus:''' No. End the video. Done. [[Screw This I'm Outta Here|I'm done. I'm out]].<br />
'''GeneralIronicus:''' No. End the video. Done. [[Screw This, I'm Outta Here|I'm done. I'm out]].<br />
''[video immediately ends]'' }}
''[video immediately ends]'' }}
* ''Let's Recommend :-)'', also known as [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPX9ZMUMt8A Let's Giggle Like Schoolgirls] Over [[Sir Ron Lionheart (Let's Play)|Sir Ron Lionheart]]!
* ''Let's Recommend :-)'', also known as [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPX9ZMUMt8A Let's Giggle Like Schoolgirls] Over [[Sir Ron Lionheart (Let's Play)|Sir Ron Lionheart]]!
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''[The LPer starts making beeping noises.]''<br />
''[The LPer starts making beeping noises.]''<br />
'''GeneralIronicus:''' ''[laughing]'' Oh god...how do you go back to the Youtube standby of singing the music ''when there is no music?'' ''[Everyone laughs'' 'I'LL JUST BEEP LIKE THE PADDLE!' }}
'''GeneralIronicus:''' ''[laughing]'' Oh god...how do you go back to the Youtube standby of singing the music ''when there is no music?'' ''[Everyone laughs'' 'I'LL JUST BEEP LIKE THE PADDLE!' }}
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-EZ0gOqB6s Retsupurae Mario Party]'' has Cauchemar89 going on with how he hates Mario and Peach in Skateboard Scamper and the reveal of Cauchemar having over 500 videos in an entire year, half of which were just first videos on Let's Plays that he never finished, but the best goes out to having a unreleased beta version of <s>Skateboard Scamper</s> ''[[What the Hell Is That Accent|Skaetbord Skampurr]]'', which isn't nearly as tauffer as the original. His incomprehensible Swiss accent is the cherry on top.
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-EZ0gOqB6s Retsupurae Mario Party]'' has Cauchemar89 going on with how he hates Mario and Peach in Skateboard Scamper and the reveal of Cauchemar having over 500 videos in an entire year, half of which were just first videos on Let's Plays that he never finished, but the best goes out to having a unreleased beta version of <s>Skateboard Scamper</s> ''[[What the Hell Is That Accent?|Skaetbord Skampurr]]'', which isn't nearly as tauffer as the original. His incomprehensible Swiss accent is the cherry on top.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc_hG7jZfIc Retsupurae Mario Statistics] starts off like a very bland LP with boring commentary. Then at the three minute fifteen second mark:
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc_hG7jZfIc Retsupurae Mario Statistics] starts off like a very bland LP with boring commentary. Then at the three minute fifteen second mark:
{{quote| '''LPer:''' That's uuh... that's enough of that.<br />
{{quote| '''LPer:''' That's uuh... that's enough of that.<br />
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''[In the audio, Mega Man has already died while using Rolling Cutter, forcing whiplash308 to reload his save state.]''<br />
''[In the audio, Mega Man has already died while using Rolling Cutter, forcing whiplash308 to reload his save state.]''<br />
'''whiplash308:''' Oh well, guess we're gonna have to do this the slow way.<br />
'''whiplash308:''' Oh well, guess we're gonna have to do this the slow way.<br />
'''GeneralIronicus:''' ''[[Big What|WHAT!?]]''<br />
'''GeneralIronicus:''' ''[[Big "What?"|WHAT!?]]''<br />
'''ChipCheezum:''' He's gonna take him out the slow way by using a completely ineffective weapon for this boss.<br />
'''ChipCheezum:''' He's gonna take him out the slow way by using a completely ineffective weapon for this boss.<br />
'''GeneralIronicus:''' A weapon that does ''less'' damage than his Mega Buster shots... and has no range. Against Iceman who ''is'' range; that's all he's got.<br />
'''GeneralIronicus:''' A weapon that does ''less'' damage than his Mega Buster shots... and has no range. Against Iceman who ''is'' range; that's all he's got.<br />
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'''GeneralIronicus:''' It activated the X-Gene in his dick. It's now a super prehensile dick. His dick is [[Fantastic Four|Reed Richards.]]<br />
'''GeneralIronicus:''' It activated the X-Gene in his dick. It's now a super prehensile dick. His dick is [[Fantastic Four|Reed Richards.]]<br />
...<br />
...<br />
'''GeneralIronicus:''' [[I Call Him Mister Happy|I probably would call my dick Mr. Fantastic]] if I could get away with it.<br />
'''GeneralIronicus:''' [[I Call Him "Mister Happy"|I probably would call my dick Mr. Fantastic]] if I could get away with it.<br />
...<br />
...<br />
'''Sabertooth:''' ''[looking at Wolverine]'' I knew I smelled something rotten!<br />
'''Sabertooth:''' ''[looking at Wolverine]'' I knew I smelled something rotten!<br />
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH-ztkL2Aq0 I Wanna End It All] riffs a moron playing [[I Wanna Be the Boshy]]. Everyone suffers.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH-ztkL2Aq0 I Wanna End It All] riffs a moron playing [[I Wanna Be the Boshy]]. Everyone suffers.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU5zPV1ym2s In Related News...], LMB was notified of a bizarrely titled video in the Related Videos section. "Asian Jizzcakes" by "inuyashamaroku" (sic). After viewing the racist, sexist, perverted, and offensive in every way video, he proceeded to give a through thrashing of his channel.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU5zPV1ym2s In Related News...], LMB was notified of a bizarrely titled video in the Related Videos section. "Asian Jizzcakes" by "inuyashamaroku" (sic). After viewing the racist, sexist, perverted, and offensive in every way video, he proceeded to give a through thrashing of his channel.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGYIcuYF_Ms Kids These Days...-_-;]: A riff on a twelve year old who posted a video trashing his dad, [[Didn't Think This Through|after said dad found his Youtube page and chewed him out for bad language]]. He then goes off on bizarre tangents about school and shows the audience his yearbook, [[What an Idiot|all while apparently forgetting he's not allowed to cuss]].
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGYIcuYF_Ms Kids These Days...-_-;]: A riff on a twelve year old who posted a video trashing his dad, [[Didn't Think This Through|after said dad found his Youtube page and chewed him out for bad language]]. He then goes off on bizarre tangents about school and shows the audience his yearbook, [[What an Idiot!|all while apparently forgetting he's not allowed to cuss]].
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-oCu8-4vUk Let's Play with Stupid Rainbows]: A terrible 'LP' of ''[[Robot Unicorn Attack]]''.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-oCu8-4vUk Let's Play with Stupid Rainbows]: A terrible 'LP' of ''[[Robot Unicorn Attack]]''.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UvXzcw2XmE Metranoid]; a kid with the world's worst camcorder ineptly 'reviews' ''Metroi''-sorry, ''[[Metroid Prime|Metranoid Prime]]''.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UvXzcw2XmE Metranoid]; a kid with the world's worst camcorder ineptly 'reviews' ''Metroi''-sorry, ''[[Metroid Prime|Metranoid Prime]]''.
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* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GySDRTMmEUw Fireman/Flameman/Whateverman (retsupurae)]'' by ProtagonistRP. "Save state abuse" doesn't begin to describe it. The LPer's emulator queues recent messages, and at one point there are literally ten "GAME SAVED IN SLOT 0" messages which cover a quarter of the screen.
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GySDRTMmEUw Fireman/Flameman/Whateverman (retsupurae)]'' by ProtagonistRP. "Save state abuse" doesn't begin to describe it. The LPer's emulator queues recent messages, and at one point there are literally ten "GAME SAVED IN SLOT 0" messages which cover a quarter of the screen.
{{quote| ''"I've seen ''[[Kaizo Mario World]]'' LPs that don't use save states as much as this."''}}
{{quote| ''"I've seen ''[[Kaizo Mario World]]'' LPs that don't use save states as much as this."''}}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l09jz6xhYA4 Jeezy Cries EPIC EMULATED FAAAAAIL]: the LPer plays [[Metal Gear Solid]] with an untested emulator which fucks up the Grey Fox's camouflage and lags in various spots, and at one point the boss seems to just [[Screw This I'm Outta Here|jump out of the game]]. Then the LPer realizes [[Failed a Spot Check|halfway through the video]] that maybe something's wrong with his emulator and starts changing settings [[Leave the Camera Running|while still recording]]. The absolute crowning moment though is when the LPer declares "epic win" after depleting the boss' lifebar... [[Epic Fail|only to immediately]] {{spoiler|walk into the Grey Fox's's [[Kaizo Trap]]}}. The final four minutes of the RP consist exclusively of Mugiwara Yoshi laughing his ass off and ThornBrain verbally [[Face Palm|face-palming]].
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l09jz6xhYA4 Jeezy Cries EPIC EMULATED FAAAAAIL]: the LPer plays [[Metal Gear Solid]] with an untested emulator which fucks up the Grey Fox's camouflage and lags in various spots, and at one point the boss seems to just [[Screw This, I'm Outta Here|jump out of the game]]. Then the LPer realizes [[Failed a Spot Check|halfway through the video]] that maybe something's wrong with his emulator and starts changing settings [[Leave the Camera Running|while still recording]]. The absolute crowning moment though is when the LPer declares "epic win" after depleting the boss' lifebar... [[Epic Fail|only to immediately]] {{spoiler|walk into the Grey Fox's's [[Kaizo Trap]]}}. The final four minutes of the RP consist exclusively of Mugiwara Yoshi laughing his ass off and ThornBrain verbally [[Face Palm|face-palming]].
* Jucaprost's ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4idYQOvI5H4 Let's All Play Robot Unicorn Attack!]'' and ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRqJT5X_ybg Let's Literally Tease Everyone]'' are short and sweet pieces of hilarity.
* Jucaprost's ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4idYQOvI5H4 Let's All Play Robot Unicorn Attack!]'' and ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRqJT5X_ybg Let's Literally Tease Everyone]'' are short and sweet pieces of hilarity.
* ''Let's Play Bush Throwing Simulator'': [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Yg_8XcTXd8 Joats and JadeStar's RP of an unbelievably inept Let's Play of Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past.] It literally takes the player three videos to find the first dungeon (something which would take even a newcomer to the Zelda series no more than three minutes to accomplish). Not only does it take him three videos to find the dungeon, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxsYWcb-iYE he actually had to consult GameFAQs] (while [[Leave the Camera Running|still recording]]. He also left his computer at this point to answer the phone) then proceeded to go to the wrong location anyway.
* ''Let's Play Bush Throwing Simulator'': [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Yg_8XcTXd8 Joats and JadeStar's RP of an unbelievably inept Let's Play of Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past.] It literally takes the player three videos to find the first dungeon (something which would take even a newcomer to the Zelda series no more than three minutes to accomplish). Not only does it take him three videos to find the dungeon, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxsYWcb-iYE he actually had to consult GameFAQs] (while [[Leave the Camera Running|still recording]]. He also left his computer at this point to answer the phone) then proceeded to go to the wrong location anyway.
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{{quote| '''ThisIsCertainlyExile''': Perhaps this is what Xin would look like with more titty-mmm-bop-bop-tittays.}}
{{quote| '''ThisIsCertainlyExile''': Perhaps this is what Xin would look like with more titty-mmm-bop-bop-tittays.}}
* [http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n228/freezing_ice_kirby/Run2.gif This .GIF].
* [http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n228/freezing_ice_kirby/Run2.gif This .GIF].
* "A Look at Ancient LP Technology" has none other than Quadraxis14 showing that he has [[Self Deprecation|a sense of humor]]:
* "A Look at Ancient LP Technology" has none other than Quadraxis14 showing that he has [[Self-Deprecation|a sense of humor]]:
{{quote| '''Quadraxis14''': I can't lie; every time I see a Retsupurae with Super Mario World I get nervous that it's going to involve SNES9X going to involve SNES9X going to involve SNES9X going to involve SNES9X}}
{{quote| '''Quadraxis14''': I can't lie; every time I see a Retsupurae with Super Mario World I get nervous that it's going to involve SNES9X going to involve SNES9X going to involve SNES9X going to involve SNES9X}}
* These two comments for the main account's ''[[Metroid Other M]]'' Wrongpurae. The first is a rant against the entire game, especially Sakamoto's influence, while the second is a count of various events, such as saying the word baby, authorizations, and slowbeef's getting pissed.
* These two comments for the main account's ''[[Metroid Other M]]'' Wrongpurae. The first is a rant against the entire game, especially Sakamoto's influence, while the second is a count of various events, such as saying the word baby, authorizations, and slowbeef's getting pissed.
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