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Alarm rings at five.<br />I go smash the snooze button.<br />Five more minutes, please.<br />-[[User:Ripsaw]]
Alarm rings at five.<br />I go smash the snooze button.<br />Five more minutes, please.<br />-[[User:Ripsaw]]


[[Heavy Sleeper|My bed feels so good.]]<br />I don' wanna leave, [[Lazy Bum|EVER.]]<br />[[Die Chair Die|Die, you damn clock, die.]]
[[Heavy Sleeper|My bed feels so good.]]<br />I don' wanna leave, [[Lazy Bum|EVER.]]<br />[[Die, Chair, Die!|Die, you damn clock, die.]]


Clock won't stop ringing!<br />Someone get me sledgehammer - <br />[WHAM!] That's much better.<br />- [[Tropers/Snowsky|Snowsky]]
Clock won't stop ringing!<br />Someone get me sledgehammer - <br />[WHAM!] That's much better.<br />- [[Tropers/Snowsky|Snowsky]]

Revision as of 15:12, 26 January 2014


Alarm rings at five.
I go smash the snooze button.
Five more minutes, please.
-User:Ripsaw

My bed feels so good.
I don' wanna leave, EVER.
Die, you damn clock, die.

Clock won't stop ringing!
Someone get me sledgehammer -
[WHAM!] That's much better.
- Snowsky