Rock of Ages (theatre)/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • During "We Built This City/Too Much Time on My Hands", after Dennis Dupree learns that the Bourbon is going to be torn down because it "no longer generates an adequate tax revenue".

Lonny: That's why I keep telling you - we need to bring back Naked Jello Wrestling Thursdays. But this time, check it: we let women enter!

  • Franz. Just...

Franz: I'm not gay....I'm GERMAN!


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