Rookie Mistake/YMMV
- Canon Sue: The Lady in Gray.
- Crack Pairing: Sometimes for fun, and sometimes it turns Canon, which is also fun.
- Complete Monster: Cavendish, Sara.
- Cavendish meets all five criteria.
- Mary Sue: Arguably a few characters. Gary was meant to parody this, before he went and got a personality.
- Tastes Like Diabetes: Several couples, notably Earl and Lucky.
- Woobie: Lots!