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{{quote|'''Calvin''': Mom, can I have some money to buy a [[The New Rock and Roll|satan-worshiping, suicide-advocating heavy metal]] album?<br /> |
{{quote|'''Calvin''': Mom, can I have some money to buy a [[The New Rock and Roll|satan-worshiping, suicide-advocating heavy metal]] album?<br /> |
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'''Calvin's Mom''': Calvin, the fact that these bands haven't killed themselves in ritual self-sacrifice shows that they're [[Money, Dear Boy|just in it for the money like everyone else]]. It's all for effect. If you want to shock and provoke, be sincere about it.<br /> |
'''Calvin's Mom''': Calvin, the fact that these bands haven't killed themselves in ritual self-sacrifice shows that they're [[Money, Dear Boy|just in it for the money like everyone else]]. It's all for effect. If you want to shock and provoke, be sincere about it.<br /> |
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'''Calvin''': [[The Man Is Sticking It to |
'''Calvin''': [[The Man Is Sticking It to the Man|Mainstream commercial nihilism]] can't be trusted?!|''[[Calvin and Hobbes]]'', [http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1992/03/18 18 Mar 1992].}} |
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Revision as of 08:12, 16 April 2014
And the musicians today who don't do drugs and, in fact, speak out against drugs? Boy do they suck! Ball-less, soulless, spiritless, corporate little bitches...
—Bill Hicks, Relentless
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How rebellious!... In a conformist sort of way.
—Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons
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Can't hassle us, pig! We're going the speed limit!
—Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
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I hate comedians that are like, "Fucking strap in, motherfuckers, cause I'm about to get really dangerous!" and then the next thing they always say is, "The fucking food on airplanes is bullshit!" There is nothing safer than a comedian who tells you he's dangerous.
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Candace: Hey mom, can I get a pink streak in my hair? |
Calvin: Mom, can I have some money to buy a satan-worshiping, suicide-advocating heavy metal album? |