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{{quote|''You would've known that Flash had just vibrated out of his costume and is vibrating SO FAST that he can't be seen; Grodd, being a simple gorilla, has no concept of a naked [[Flash]] vibrating invisibly next to him. Only a human could conceive of a naked, vibrating, invisible Flash. Because we are Nature's Greatest Mistake.''|''[http://www.misterkitty.org/extras/stupidcovers/stupidcomics106.html MisterKitty]''}}
 
{{quote|''"When correctly viewed''<br />
''everything is lewd ''<br />
''I could tell you things about Peter Pan'' <br />
''And the Wizard of Oz; there's a [[Dirty Old Man]]!"''|'''[[Tom Lehrer]]''', "Smut"}}
 
{{quote|''"She was pure like snowflakes no one could ever stain,''<br />
''The memory of my angel could never cause me pain.''<br />
''Years go by, I'm lookin' through a girly magazine,''<br />
''and there's my homeroom angel on the pages in between!''<br />
''My blood runs cold; my memory has just been sold,''<br />
''My angel is the centerfold. (Angel is the centerfold.)"''|'''The J. Geils Band''', "Centerfold"}}
 
{{quote|''If you're not familiar with a "mud volcano" we're going to suggest you not Google it as it almost certainly doubles as the name for a certain kind of fetish video.''|'''[[Cracked (Website).com|Cracked]]''' }}
 
{{quote|'''A''': But... why? My god, why would you do a thing like that?<br />
'''B''': Just fap. Fap your childhood to pieces.|'''[[Image Boards|4chan]]'''}}
 
{{quote|''Sexual arousal may occur from anything under the sun, including the sun.''|'''The DSM'''<ref>It stands for Diagnostic & Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders. There is no B in it.</ref>}}
 
{{quote|''For the record: I '''know''' that Rule 34 applies to [[Myth BustersMythBusters|my own show]], and '''no''', I haven't read any of the [[Crack Fic|fan fiction]]. I '''have''' seen things [[Brain Bleach|I wish to unsee]].''|[http://twitter.com/donttrythis/status/2541204042 Adam Savage's twitter]. }}
 
{{quote|''[[The Internet Is for Porn|The internet is for porn]]! The internet is for porn! Grab your dick and double click for porn, porn, porn!''|[[Avenue Q]]}}
 
{{quote|'''Rachel''': No. Not-not for me, but why don’t you take off your sweater?<br />
'''Joey''': I would, but this is a nice place and my T-shirt has a picture of [[Calvin and Hobbes (Comic Strip)|Calvin doing Hobbes]].<br />
'''Rachel''': Oh my God! Really?! Can I see it?<br />
'''Joey''': Yeah. Sure. (Rachel looks inside the neck of his sweater)<br />
'''Rachel''': Huh. Wow, I wouldn’t think Hobbes would like that so much.|''[[Friends (TV)|Friends]]'', "The One Where Joey Tells Rachel"}}
 
{{quote|''Sometimes I wonder why I'm apprehensive to have sex EVER and then I remember this thread.<br />
I mean, JESUS. People could settle for a penis and a vagina or a penis and a penis or a vagina and a vagina but NO THEY HAVE TO GO AND WANT IT COMPLICATED AND CREEPY AND [[Angrish|AHDFBHIFBIBEBHBHBHRBHBHIR.]]''|'''[[Tropers/Charlatan|Charlatan]]'''}}
 
{{quote|"Oh my god! They got a new [[Sonic the Hedgehog (Franchise)|Sonic the Hedgehog]] character! I must. Draw. ''Porn of it''!|''[[Sonic Shorts]]''}}
 
{{quote|''Quantum Fetish Mechanics: the act of thinking up a new kind of fetish causes that fetish to exist. Someone probably even has a website dedicated to it. ''|''[[Questionable Content]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Pintsize''': ''Rule 34 is the ultimate expression of human creativity! Creating porn of ANYTHING THE HUMAN MIND CAN CONCEIVE is an endeavor on par with colonizing the stars or tapping into the secrets of the universe!''<br />
'''Winslow''': ''I think you just like looking at pooping catgirls.''|''[[Questionable Content]]''}}
 
{{quote|"If you need more information about sex, just Google... anything, really."|''Stephen Colbert, [[The Colbert Report (TV)|The Colbert Report]]''}}
 
{{quote|''Well, I think I've seen enough horrifying material here to replace my nightmares of [[ETE.T. the Extraterrestrial (Film)Extra-Terrestrial|extra-terrestrial]] [[Squick|poon]], with nightmares of [[Squick|being violated by a human]] [[Beavis and ButtheadButt-Head|Beavis]] [[Squick|with a plaster nose.]] [gives thumbs up and smiles] [[Sarcasm Mode|Thanks, Rule 34-sploitation!]]''|''[[The Cinema Snob (Web Video)|The Cinema Snob]]''}}
 
{{quote|"You wouldn't believe how many fetishes there are that involve me and Sam."|'''Max''' in ''[[Sam and Max]]: The Penal Zone'' }}
 
{{quote|''I [...] found [a drawing] of a lactating hermaphroditic [[Final Fantasy VIII (Video Game)|Quistis]] tit-fucking herself and blowing her own'' '''''[[Biggus Dickus|three-foot cock]]''''' ''while choking it with her whip, sticking the handle in her pussy and jamming a vibrator in her own asshole.''|'''[[The Spoony Experiment (Web Video)|Spoony]]'''}}
 
{{quote|''"Go into google, do a search of the word 'Balloon' and google will bring you a list of all the pages on the internet which contain the word balloon. Be warned you will find some bizarre pornography. Then do a google search on the word 'Animal' and google will bring you a list of all the pages on the internet containing the word animal. Be warned you will find some bizarre pornography. Then do a google search on 'Balloon Animal' and google will bring you a list of all the pages on the internet which contain both the words balloon and animal. Be warned you will find some ''very'' bizarre pornography."''|Dave Gorman, ''Googlewhack''}}
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{{quote|''"I like to watch robots pee". I bet you there's a website for that. ''[pause]'' There is now!''|'''[[Craig Ferguson]]'''}}
 
{{quote|''"Many of you have probably been blissfully unaware of this, but there is a shocking amount of erotic ''[[Futurama (Animation)|Futurama]]'' fan-fiction on the Internet. [[You Do NOT Want to Know|You don't even want to know]] the things people have [[Power Perversion Potential|imagined doing with]] [[The Hypnotoad]]."''|'''Matt Tobey''', ''[http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/tag/countdown-to-futurama/ Countdown to Futurama]''}}
 
{{quote|''"I went on the internet this week, and I found this. It is just pure pornography, look at, look at; ''(beat)'' it is a convertible version of the Alfa Romeo XC that I was driving just a few minutes ago. [[Sincerity Mode|It is gorgeous though isn't it, don't you think that's gorgeous?]]"'' |'''Jeremy Clarkson''' Top Gear presenter [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|in a none squick part]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}frqvoVY1wSU&feature=related of this video]}}
 
{{quote|''"It's the internet, Ma-Ti. There's porn for everything!"''|'''[[The Nostalgia Critic (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Critic]]''' tells it like it is}}
 
{{quote|''"Ah, the days before Internet porn, when we learned that every conceivable fetish - namely, everything - had a viable market for it!"''|'''[[Atop the Fourth Wall (Web Video)|Linkara]]''', on the porn distributor of ''[[Superman (Comic Book)|Action Comics]]'' #593 claiming "there ain't much market for [[A Date Withwith Rosie Palms|solo acts]]"}}
 
{{quote|''"I found this very difficult to masturbate to."'''|'''[[YouTube]] meme''' posted on videos that clearly aren't meant to be porn, or even close to it}}
 
{{quote|''"The pornos happen fast, I will give them that. Thank ''GOD'' I aged them up to the ripe year of 15. Conscience totally fucking ameliorated."''|'''[[Andrew Hussie]]''', a day after introducing some new characters to ''[[Homestuck (Webcomic)|Homestuck]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"i am so proud to draw porn of [[Andrew Hussie|this man]]’s [[Homestuck (Webcomic)|comic]]."''|'''[[Kagerou (Webcomic)|Luka Delaney]]''', via [http://vastderp.tumblr.com/post/14210884895/mad-answerins Tumblr]}}
 
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