SCP Foundation/Haiku
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Its Item Number
Is SCP Nine Three One
Object Class is Safe.
(...)
When viewed or handled,
The item causes people
To write in haiku.
—http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-931 SCP-931
"Hey, look, what's that thing?
Oh, god, it's coming at us!"
Test one completed.
—Aryn
One bigass lizard
Chews through D-class personnel
Like knives through butter.
—Aryn
Just for completeness,
no ref'rence quite done without
a [DATA EXPUNGED]
—Aryn, edited by So We Ate Them
Doctor Bright is no
longer allowed to make (more)
edits to this page.
—Edrobot
"Interesting" things
Click the links if you want to
Never sleep again.
—Vaguelyhuman
Standard procedure:
Try to use on 682.
Didn't work, did it?
—Buri-chan
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