Satan Is Good/Quotes: Difference between revisions

{{quote|''"All I asked for was equality and independence. A rotating chairmanship might have been the answer."''|D.J. Enright, |''[[Lucifer Broods]]''}}

{{quote|''Dey tell all you chillun<br />''

''De debble's a villun,<br />''

''But 'tain't necessarily so.''|''[[Porgy and Bess]]'', "It Ain't Necessarily So"}}

{{quote|'''Ig:''' ''"In a lot of ways, I guess Satan was the first superhero."''<br />

'''Glenna:''' ''"Don't you mean supervillain?"''<br />

'''Ig:''' ''"Nah. Hero, for sure. Think about it. In his first adventure, he took the form of a snake to free two prisoners being held naked in a Third World jungle prison by an all-powerful megalomaniac. At the same time, he broadened their diet and introduced them to their own sexuality. Sounds like a cross between Animal Man and Dr. Phil to me."''|''[[Horns]]''}}

{{quote|'''Dan Marino:''' I can't stand retirement. Come on, just let me win one Superbowl.<br />

'''Satan:''' In exchange for eternal damnation of your soul? You're much too nice a guy for me to want to do that to you, Mr Marino.<br />

'''Marino:''' You did it for Namath!<br />

'''Satan:''' Yeah, but Joe was coming here anyways.<br />

'''Marino:''' This sucks. (storming off) I'll just go to the Superbowl as an announcer! And I'll win myself an Emmy!<br />

'''Satan:''' That's the spirit!<br />

'''Nicky:''' You're a good Devil, Dad.<br />

'''Satan:''' And I also happen to be a Jets fan.|''[[Little Nicky]]''}}

{{quote|''"Satan is good. Satan is my pal. Satan is good, Satan is my pal"''|[[True Capitalist (Radio)|Ghost]]'s opinion on heavy metal bands.}}