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{{quote|''"All I asked for was equality and independence. A rotating chairmanship might have been the answer."''|D.J. Enright, ''[[Lucifer Broods]]''}}
{{quote|''Dey tell all you chillun
De debble's a villun,
But 'tain't necessarily so.''|''[[Porgy and Bess]]'', "It Ain't Necessarily So"}}
{{quote|'''Ig:''' ''"In a lot of ways, I guess Satan was the first superhero."''
'''Glenna:''' ''"Don't you mean supervillain?"''
'''Ig:''' ''"Nah. Hero, for sure. Think about it. In his first adventure, he took the form of a snake to free two prisoners being held naked in a Third World jungle prison by an all-powerful megalomaniac. At the same time, he broadened their diet and introduced them to their own sexuality. Sounds like a cross between Animal Man and Dr. Phil to me."''|''[[Horns]]''}}
{{quote|'''Dan Marino:''' I can't stand retirement. Come on, just let me win one Superbowl.
'''Satan:''' In exchange for eternal damnation of your soul? You're much too nice a guy for me to want to do that to you, Mr Marino.
'''Marino:''' You did it for Namath!
'''Satan:''' Yeah, but Joe was coming here anyways.
'''Marino:''' This sucks. (storming off) I'll just go to the Superbowl as an announcer! And I'll win myself an Emmy!
'''Satan:''' That's the spirit!
'''Nicky:''' You're a good Devil, Dad.
'''Satan:''' And I also happen to be a Jets fan.|''[[Little Nicky]]''}}
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