Savannah Reid/Funny

Dirk (being completely serious): "You never really know who done it, 'til you know for sure who done it."
Savannah's explanation to a sales clerk why there is a voice coming out of Tammy's bra.
In Sugar and Spite, news reporters pester Dirk as he tries to walk from the car into the police station. Savannah gives them a piece of her mind, using some very colorful language, and threatening to "whop" one "upside the head" with his own camera... only realizing later that she's going to be on the eleven o' clock news, mouthing off to the reporters.
This exchange when Savannah and Dirk are watching a criminal being questioned:

"Did not! I didn't either confess nothin'!" Donaldson shouted. "I didn't do nothin'. Didn't confess nothin' neither."
"Ever notice," Savannah said, "how frequently criminals use double negatives? I wonder if they've ever done a study on the correlation between bad grammar and the criminal mind."
"No, I ain't never noticed nothin' like that," Dirk replied.

Sick of constantly being harassed by Kenny Bates, Savannah finally snaps. She attacks Kenny, beating him up with his own magazine "like a psycho wielding a foot-long butcher knife".