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Scorpio: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on Third.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Scorpio: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on Third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.
Homer: Mm-Hmm.
Scorpio: That's on Third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on Third.

Homer: Oh, the hammock district!
from "You Only Move Twice," episode 3F23, The Simpsons