She Is Not My Girlfriend: Difference between revisions

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{{quote|'''Hector:''' Looks like your girlfriend's coming to the party.
'''Shadehawk:''' Ugh. You are such a depraved monster. Insinuating that she's my girlfriend, I mean. }}
* In ''[[The Inexplicable Adventures of Bob]]'', Bob frequently has to reiterate to his girlfriend Jean that there is nothing between him and the alien Princess Voluptua. Despite the fact that they have kissed. And that Voluptua is now stationed in Earth's solar system. And that she is a [[Stripperific|Stripperifically-]]ally-clad [[Hello, Nurse!]] of the first order. {{spoiler|Because Bob knows that she is in fact, under her disguise, a giant alien ''bug.''}}
* Boris, the robotic spider in ''Bugs'', has shouted more than once that a real spider with a keen interest in him is not his girlfriend.
* Zoe from ''[[Sluggy Freelance]]'' invokes this trope after several of her friends [https://web.archive.org/web/20090101114907/http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=080930 hold an intervention] for her because they think she's dating Torg.
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* A customer in ''[[Welcome to the Convenience Store]]'', when asked about his female friend, said she was a "friendly woman person".
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20160313024600/http://shapequest.net/?id=113 Lance says this about Silvia] in ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20180114204936/http://shapequest.net/ Shape Quest]''.
* ''[[Xkcdxkcd]]'' demonstrates that this retort can be [http://xkcd.com/539/ defeated by statistics]
* ''[[Sequential Art (webcomic)|Sequential Art]]'' give us Art and Kat's reaction to the suggestion they are [http://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=404 a couple]. The next strip [[Female Gaze|shows more]].
* In ''[[Gunnerkrigg Court]]'' [http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/archive_page.php?comicID=741 Zimmy] offhandedly refers to Jack as Antimony's boyfriend after she {{spoiler|restores his sanity}} and explains what happened leading up to it. Antimony thanks her, but adds "Also; not my boyfriend." This sets up the latter [[Ship Tease]] in [http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/archive_page.php?comicID=797 this strip]. Maybe because after [[Journey to the Center of the Mind|this adventure]] Two Strange Girls already knew [[Rescue Romance|his attitude]].
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* In ''[[Blue Yonder]]'', Lena's saying this produces a rather different effect, [http://www.blueyondercomic.net/comics/1316065/blue-yonder-chapter-1-page-31/ as she faces him down for claiming it.]
* In ''[[Ears for Elves]]'', Donny sees Tanna walking arm-in-arm with Rolan. Donny infers that Rolan must be her boyfriend, and finds this disgusting; Tanna [https://web.archive.org/web/20150121074251/http://www.earsforelves.com/archives/490 protests madly]. [https://web.archive.org/web/20120815091118/http://www.earsforelves.com/archives/528 A while later], Donny tells Tanna that her new boyfriend isn't so bad after all; her reaction is to say that Rolan is not her boyfriend.
 
 
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