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[[File:Daffy ass shot 9726.jpg|link=Looney Tunes|frame|[[Mel Blanc|Th-th-th-That hurts, Folks!]]]]
 
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|'''Dominic Santiago''', '''''[[Gears of War|Gears of War 2]]'''''}}
 
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{{quote|''"Last time I got shot in the arse! I am in mourning for my arse!"''|'''Izzy Buttons''', ''[[The Mummy Trilogy|The Mummy Returns]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"Last time I got shot in the arse! I am in mourning for my arse!"''|'''Izzy Buttons''', ''[[The Mummy Trilogy|The Mummy Returns]]''}}
 
[[Exactly What It Says on the Tin]] - a character takes a bullet to the hindquarters. The ultimate in [[Amusing Injuries]] which, as well as being [[Only a Flesh Wound]], is an assisted [[Literal Ass-Kicking]] by a bullet to the buttocks. Or an arrow. Or a bolt of lightning. Or anything. Usually [[Played for Laughs]] because, seriously, a bullet to the ass?
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If you happen to deliver one of these, a "[[As the Good Book Says...|turn the other cheek]]" one-liner is always good form.
 
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== Anime and Manga ==
* ''[[Full Metal Panic!]]'':
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** ''Full Metal Panic? Fumoffu'': The trope is [[Played for Laughs]]. The boys are trying to spy on the girls while they are in the hot spring, Kurz is shot in the buttocks with a laser and loses the ability to [[Crowning Moment of Funny|to go on]] and must leave it to Shinji to protect the male honor.
* ''[[Mad Bull 34]]'': Happens to Sleepy during a gunfight, just when he mentions how it's [[Tempting Fate|fortunate that he's wearing a bulletproof vest]].
* A running gag in ''[[Gintama]]'', where every so many episodes the bad guy (Zenzo or Gintoki) is disabled by a poke or shot in the ass from a kendo sword or projectile weapon.
* Happens to Amata in ''[[Aquarion Evol]]'' a few times to stop him from floating/his emotions getting out of control.
* In one ''[[City Hunter]]'' story, Ryo gets [https://web.archive.org/web/20120507024058/http://www.batoto.net/read/_/42651/city-hunter_v7_ch25.1_by_manga-daisuki/16 shot in the rear] by the person targeting the [[Idol Singer]] he's been hired to protect.
 
 
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== Literature ==
* In the ''[[Sherlock Holmes]]'' stories, Dr. Watson says in some stories that he was shot in the arm, and in others that he was shot in the leg. One of the sillier [[Epileptic Trees|fan theories]] to explain the discrepancy is that he was really shot in the behind and was too embarrassed to say so.
* In [[Sharpe]], the titular protagonist shoots a particularly cowardly and incompetent [[Upper Class Twit]] in the arse during a duel. It was nearly subverted, in that Sharpe was actually aiming for the man's belly (which would lead to a prolonged and agonizing death), but missed.
* In Carl Hiassen's ''Skinny Dipping''.
* Honey West is shot in the butt in ''This Girl for Hire''.
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* ''[[NCIS]]'': Gibbs inflicts on a poacher. It's strongly implied it's on purpose.
* ''[[NCIS: Los Angeles]]'': Deeks presumes this happened to Kensi when she won't tell him where she was shot.
* ''[[MASHM*A*S*H (television)|M*A*S*H]]'': Happens to a couple of people. Including Colonel Potter.
* One of the best lines from the ''[[MSTing]]'' of ''[[The Final Sacrifice]]'': "''Ow.'' You shot my butt. What the ''hell'', you ''shot'' me in the ''butt!''"
* ''[[Myth BustersMythBusters]]'': When testing the myth that a penny dropped from the top of the Empire State Building would kill anyone it hits, Jamie adapted a staple gun to fire pennies at their terminal velocity. Adam ''volunteered'' for a butt shot. {{spoiler|He wasn't injured, Myth Busted}}.
* In an episode of ''[[NYPD Blue]],'' Andy Sipwics is shot several times by an enemy and left for dead; as a parting-shot, the enemy then shoots him once in each buttock as a final insult. Sipowics lives, but he's forced to sit on an inflatable donut for some time.
* In the ''[[Stargate Atlantis]]'' episode "Sateda", McKay gets shot in the rear end with an arrow, in a [[Crowning Moment of Funny|CMoF]].
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'''Max''': So did they. }}
* In the second episode of ''[[The Finder]]'', ''Bullets'', Walter is searching for a decades-old missing bullet which can clear a death row inmate, a former cop convicted of killing another cop. Walter ends up shooting {{spoiler|a corrupt former internal affairs officer}} in the ass. The reason? {{spoiler|The internal affairs officer was the real killer, but the wrongly convicted officer had gotten a shot off when the murdered officer was gunned down. That shot had ended up in the internal affairs officer's buttocks, and had never been removed, causing him to sit uncomfortably. And so, Walter 'finds' the bullet by shooting the man in the same cheek, so that when the new bullet is dug out, the old one will be as well.}}
* In an episode of ''[[Home Improvement (TV series)|Home Improvement]]'', Tim accidentally shoots his old shop teacher Mr. Leonard (who's making a guest appearance on Tim's show ''Tool Time'') in the butt with a ''nail gun''. Later, he tells Tim, "I got shot in the butt [[The Vietnam War|during 'Nam]] and it didn't hurt this much!"
* During one of Tim Conway's "Old Man" sketches on ''[[The Carol Burnett Show]]'' the Old Man is an old west sheriff who's "quick" draw ricochets several times [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP6yDJEPDKA&t=7m35s before hitting him in the rump].
* [[Grey's Anatomy]]: "[[It Makes Sense in Context|You shot Dad in the ass]], '''[[Crowning Moment of Funny|are you happy now?!]]'''"
 
 
== Newspaper Comics ==
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* In [[The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim]], the owner of the "Drunken Huntsman" explains the name of his shop as coming from an incident when he and his brother had gone hunting after consuming "a bit too much mead." When they separated, his brother, in his inebriated state, mistook him for a deer...and shot him in the "rump" with an arrow.
** At least it wasn't [[Memetic Mutation|his knee]].
* In the relaunch of ''[[Final Fantasy VII]]'', poor Wedge is not only shot in the ass (the wound isn't as bad as he thinks) he's ''bitten'' there by angry guard dogs. Although, to his credit, he did manage [[We Need a Distraction| to lead them away from Cloud.]]
 
 
== Web Original ==
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'''Leela:''' Okay. ''(And she does.)'' }}
* Daffy Duck has his tail feathers blown off more than once, a la the above picture.
* In the ''[[Teen Titans (animation)|Teen Titans]]'' episode "Crash", Gizmo has to fix an infected Cyborg [[Fantastic Voyage Plot]] style, with the virus located in Cyborg's brain. He gives Robin a sort of [[Ray Gun]]-syringe type device, then miniaturizes himself to enter the device, telling Robin to aim as close to Cyborg's head as possible. Just as Robin is about to fire, Cyborg wakes up and breaks free of his restraints, causing the shot to go astray and hit him in the rear - this means Gizmo's job is going to take a while longer than anticipated...
 
 
== Real Life ==
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* A surviving victim of the [[Jack the Ripoff|Copycat]] Zodiac was shot in the ass.
* Sometimes doctors have to administer a vaccine in the buttocks area, i.e. give you a [[Incredibly Lame Pun|shot in the ass]].
* [[Benito Mussolini]] was shot in the ass during [[World War OneI]].
** So was George Patton during one of the 1918 offensives, after he fell off the tank he was riding on.
* U.S. soldier James Bumgarner (later actor James Garner) was wounded during the Korean War.
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