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** "Dude, what the fuck?!"

* The dandruff trees on RuneScape.

'''Johny''': They're magic.<br />

'''Rob''': That's some stupid fucking magic when all it does is give them dandruff. }}

'''Rob''': Nothing. }}

* "Bet I can break a window with it." "Probably." "Bet I can even KILL a man!...[[Cue Card Pause|With it]]."

{{quote|'''Rob''': What the fuck? How the hell did you pull a 5000? That attack looked the same as those zero attacks you kept doing.

'''Johny''': Yeah, but I put my heart on that click. }}

{{quote|'''Johny''': There ''is'' no pirate stat!...Hey, cool, they just updated it. They added a...pirate stat. Huh, cool, sweet! I can get a peg leg!}}

 

* Rob's first dream. "Running back and forth between the houses! (echo) (''[[Beat]]'') What the fuck? [[Godzilla]]? (echo)"

** Cue Godzilla trying to attack Rob and causing a tidal wave.

{{quote|'''Johny''': You gotta be kidding me.

'''Rob''': I'M NAKED! }}

=== Pop-a-Cap! ===

* "Hey John, think slow!"

{{quote|'''Dan''': What the hell, JewBob?

'''Rob''': Uh, [[Blatant Lies|IT WAS SPIKE!]]<br />

'''Beard''': [[Shutting Up Now|Okay.]] }}

* "Rugged. Smooth. Rugged. Smooth. I'M SO BRILLIANT!"

{{quote|'''Johny''': I don't think you're in a mind, period.

'''Rob''': Semi-colon.

(''Rob blinks'')

'''Johny''': (''whispering'') ''Thank you.'' }}

{{quote|'''Johny''': (''calling CJ'') What? Dude, I'm playing my guitar. I don't wanna play 24/7. ''You'' do it! NO!

(''hangs up'')

'''Johny''': I don't care how many peacock feathers you tickle me with, you damn weirdo. }}

{{quote|'''Johny''': Mom, can I get a ride?

'''Mom''': I'm playing my gypsy fortune telling cards. Wanna play?

* "That was the ''decoy'' Rob!"

* "Hey, you can't do this! I AM ROBERT WINCHESTER! BROTHER TO JOHNY WINCHESTER! HE WHO SITS RIGHT THERE IN THE BLEACHERS! LOOK AT HIM AND KNOW MY ASSOCIATION WITH HIM!"

{{quote|'''Mike''': (''upon seeing CJ chasing Johny with peacock feathers'') Oh yeah, that reminds me.

(''[[Too Dumb to Live|pulls out a small pink feather and stares cunningly at Bjorn]]'')<br />

=== Not-the-Final Fantasy XII ===

* "Are we having a party in here?" "YES! PARTY!"

{{quote|'''Rob''': It's Final Fantasy, John, not [[Grand Theft Auto]].

'''Johny''': Steal that chicobbo!

'''Rob''': I CAN'T! And um, [[Insistent Terminology|it's pronounced "chocobo"]].<br />

'''Johny''': That's stupid. }}

{{quote|'''Rob''': Johny?

'''Johny''': Rob.

'''Rob''': Happy? Okay, now you're messing with me. }}

* "REVOLUTIOOOOOON! Sky pirate!"

{{quote|'''Johny''': RuneScape has a story. Well, pieces of a story, in the mini-quests. Why do I have to do all this shit?}}

{{quote|'''Rob''': (''about Vaan on the game'') [[The Scrappy|He's the worst character in the game]], so I didn't use him.<br />

'''Johny''': But he's the main character!<br />

'''Rob''': He's Michael Jackson with a stupid haircut. His stomach doesn't even look real. }}

* Rob's [[Long List]] of wolf palette swaps.

* "HOLY SHIT, STOP THE WORLD! IT'S ONE GIL!"

 

=== Heinous Anus Zone ===

{{quote|'''Johny''': (''about Rob's imaginary Sonic level'') I don't wanna hear this.

'''Rob''': Why not, John? It's such a good idea.

* "If it's not a teenybopper movie with vampires in it for the hell of it...[[Double Take|IT'S A TEENYBOPPER MOVIE WITH VAMPIRES IN IT FOR THE HELL OF IT!!]]"

* "STOP SQUEALING EVERY TIME A PENIS WALKS ON THE SCREEN!! JESUS!"

{{quote|'''Edward Cullen''': I'm dangerous, leave me alone. I'm dangerous, leave me alone. I'm dange-- (''[[Beat]]'') I'm a pretty vampire, shut up!}}

{{quote|'''Rob''': WHY DO I HAVE TO SIT THROUGH THIS SHIT?!

'''Adrian''': I hope this could be better.

'''Rob''': [[Angrish|GRAAAHH!!]] }}

* "Glitter skin, glitter skin!" "I HATE GLITTER!!"

{{quote|'''Rob''': SHOOT ME NOOOOW!!!

'''Adrian''': Uh, sorry, I forgot my gun.

'''Rob''': Of ''course'' you did! }}

{{quote|'''Fangirl''': Oh my god, I'm gonna go see ''Twilight''! TV said it's gonna be awesome! WOO!

'''Rob''': Hey, let me tell you something important for a moment - EVERYONE DIES, THAT'S THE SURPRISE ENDING!!

* Johny trying to connect to the internet. "I said you'll never let me down!...STOP LETTING ME DOWN!"

* "Gotta get on a good schedule, John. On a good schedule I gotta get. Good schedule I gotta get on a." "You're scaring me, Rob." "Fear is the devil's matchmaker, John."

{{quote|'''Max''': Canadian, eh? Johny? Eh, eh? You're trying to mock my country, John? We got botch hands, that means it isn't better!

'''Johny''': I said "uh". ''Uh''! Like the bad beat machine I am.

* "I'll be ''back''!" "[[Back to The Future|To the future]]." (''[[Beat]]'') "God dammit."

* "All the effort wasted? DAMMIT! AAH! (''[[Offscreen Crash|crash]]'') Dammit, who put my stereo here?!"

{{quote|'''Max''': Ooh, sounds important, should I be writing this down?

'''Rob''': ''You haven't been??'' }}

{{quote|'''Rob''': You know what makes for a terrible pillow? The laptop keyboard. Especially one this fucking hot.}}

* When Rob realizes he accidentally stepped in the burrito. "Ah, dammit, I forgot my feet were dirty from the burrito! Ah, gross, it's all over the carpet!"

{{quote|'''Johny''': Haha! I finally found the perfect way to make Rob go to sleep! More perfect - wait a minute! I said this already! That exact line! This has all happened before, I swear it! Dammit, screw this, this déjà vu shit's freaking me out! Time for me to go crawl on the fetal position on my bed! [[Genre Savvy|Why am I in this closet when I plot, anyways?]]}}

* When Johny sees Rob finally going to sleep at the end. "FINALLY!" (Whap!) "Dammit!"

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