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• There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?
• The Cone Heads!
• Graham and Isabel have this "exchange".

Graham: Isabel, you are going to feel very silly when this turns out to be make-believe.

• When the "Wolfington Brothers" return.

Graham: Ahh! I'm insane with anger! Merrill: We're gonna beat your ass bitch! We're gonna tear your head off! Graham: I'm losing my mind! It's time for an ass-whupping! Graham: ...I cursed. Merrill: I heard. How did he get... Are you sure this is Lionel Prichard?

• Merrill tries talking to his televison set.

Merrill: Move, children. Vamanos!

• Graham gives one of the least convinceing imitations of a police officer to the alien trapped in the pantre.
• Bo and her water fixation.

Graham: Come on, now, you're too old to be doing this. You get a glass of water, and leave it lying around instead of finishing it. Now what's wrong with this one? Bo: It has dust in it. Graham: And this one? Bo: A hair. Graham: And this one? Bo: Morgan took a sip and it has his amoebas in it.

• Dr. Bimbu!
• Merill finishes sandbagging the coal chute, slumps against the bags and slides down to the ground, sits there for a moment... then grabs the tin can next to him, quickly puts it on top of the pile, and sits back down.
• Graham hearing the confession of the pharmacy girl.