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{{quote|Late last night I returned home from my duties as royal envoy, to find my kin in a greater uproar than the southern city I had left behind. Ten months of Westgate's problems shrivel to insignificance when compared to the tragedy that has befallen the clan of the Wyvernspurs of Immersea. |
{{quote|Late last night I returned home from my duties as royal envoy, to find my kin in a greater uproar than the southern city I had left behind. Ten months of Westgate's problems shrivel to insignificance when compared to the tragedy that has befallen the clan of the Wyvernspurs of Immersea. |
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How could the flattening of an entire neighborhood by a dragon corpse, followed by an earthquake and an underworld power-struggle, hope to compete with the theft of a family heirloom no larger than a zucchini and uglier than three-week-old sausage?|'''Giogioni Wvvernspur''', ''[[Forgotten Realms|Wyvern's Spur]]''}} |
How could the flattening of an entire neighborhood by a dragon corpse, followed by an earthquake and an underworld power-struggle, hope to compete with the theft of a family heirloom no larger than a zucchini and uglier than three-week-old sausage?|'''Giogioni Wvvernspur''', ''[[Forgotten Realms|Wyvern's Spur]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Lister''': You've got to get your priorities right! You know, it's like those people you read about who run back into a burning house to rescue some treasured piece of furniture and wind up burning to death. I mean, nothing's more important than a human life! |
{{quote|'''Lister''': You've got to get your priorities right! You know, it's like those people you read about who run back into a burning house to rescue some treasured piece of furniture and wind up burning to death. I mean, nothing's more important than a human life! |
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'''Rimmer''': What about your guitar? |
'''Rimmer''': What about your guitar? |
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'''Lister''': ...except my guitar.|''[[Red Dwarf]]'', "Marooned"}} |
'''Lister''': ...except my guitar.|''[[Red Dwarf]]'', "Marooned"}} |
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{{quote|Hey commander. Check it out! Big news; the new Blasto movie is breaking opening-week records! There's also a big expose on quasar tournaments, tips on how to make your apartment look bigger, and... oh yeah, '''''a big-ass [[Eldritch Abomination|Reaper]] invasion.'''''|'''Joker''', complaining about this in ''[[Mass Effect 3]]''}} |
{{quote|Hey commander. Check it out! Big news; the new Blasto movie is breaking opening-week records! There's also a big expose on quasar tournaments, tips on how to make your apartment look bigger, and... oh yeah, '''''a big-ass [[Eldritch Abomination|Reaper]] invasion.'''''|'''Joker''', complaining about this in ''[[Mass Effect 3]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Cartman''': (crying) My dad was a ginger! |
{{quote|'''Cartman''': (crying) My dad was a ginger! |
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'''Kyle''': Dude, you killed your own dad, and you're worried about that?!|''[[South Park]]''}} |
'''Kyle''': Dude, you killed your own dad, and you're worried about that?!|''[[South Park]]''}} |
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