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'''''Important Note''''': Merely being offensive in its subject matter is not enough to justify a work as [[So Bad ItsIt's Horrible]]. Hard as it is to imagine at times, [[Rule Thirty Six34|there is a market for all types of deviancy]] (no matter how small a niche it is). It has to ''fail to appeal even to that niche'' to qualify as this. Any descriptions that fail to imply anything but offensiveness will be deleted.

{{quote| ''As an "author", I try to take what you might see as a BAD situation and turn it into a GOOD thing. A "romantic" thing, if you will. I will try to take the worst, most appalling things imaginable, and, (if I write the story to the best of my ability), actually make you wish you were there.''}}

* '''[[ChibiusasChibi Usa's Seventh Birthday|Chibi Usa's 7th Birthday]]'''. (explicit sex {including ''pedophilia'' and ''parent/child incest'', brutal rape, and a lot of [[O -Ring Orifice|physical impossibility]]})

** Comments: TheOne ''other''of the classic contendercontenders for worst fanfic ever written back in the daylate nineties. Along with the brutality (the crying, the bleeding), the sheer anatomical impossibility of most of what's described (has the author seen a ''human being'', ever?), and the fact that [[Squick|by the end, she likes it]], there's spelling and punctuation errors, terrible formatting, and the [[IKEA Erotica|robotic description of what gets stuck where when...]] Now we know what you're thinking — "Oh, it's just a badly-written porn fic. I can handle it." No, you can't. You really can't. Don't read it as a joke, don't read it out of curiosity, don't try to [[MST]] it with your friends — don't read it. Ever.

* '''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6410693/1/The_Chonicles_Of_Sono_Asahina The Chronicles of Sono Asahina]''' ([[Beige Prose]], [[Self Insert]] [[Copy Cat Sue]], [[Lolicon|attention drawn to the breasts of young female characters]], and [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|horrible formatting]].

** Comments: This fic is so mind-numbingly boring that it is quite possibly the only fanfic in history to be added to this page ''[[Beyond the Impossible|the day it was published]]''. Only a few chapters are up so far, the first of which is just a profile of the information about the OC but its sheer dullness makes it deserve a spot on this Wall Of Shame. The main character, an obvious [[Self Insert]], is the sister of Mikuru, and shares traits with [[Psychic Powers|Itsuki]] and [[Superpower Lottery|Yuki]]. What those traits are have not yet been revealed, but there is very little that they could be that would not make the protagonist into a complete [[Mary Sue]]. It is already clear from the very beginning that the writer has no ability to compose a sentence or even capitalize properly, as Every Word Which Is Not an Article, Conjunction, or Preposition Is Capitalized. The [[Beige Prose]] rivals that of the legendary TuxedoMark (see Mobile Suit Gundam Tournament, further down, for an example of the latter's work) and the author seems determined to retell the series with her character present, [[The Stations of the Canon|playing out every scene from the anime the way it was in the original, but without all the elements that made the anime great.]] The chapters are more like disjointed one-shots which happen to succeed each other, there is no real plot, and [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|the most recent two chapters take the form of text message conversations.]] To top it all off, there is some [[Fridge Logic]] inherent in the premise. If both Sono and Mikuru are time travelers assigned on the same mission, then shouldn't the former know that the latter will be at her school? Why are two time travelers even needed in the first place? And lastly, why does Sono seem to ''want'' to be molested by Haruhi?

* '''[http://ff.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=1371 Cloud Mows the Lawn]''' ([https://web.archive.org/web/20100324110657/http://www.freewebs.com/ridiculearchive/cloudlawn.htm protective MST here]) (bad writing, failed logic, explicit sex, scat)

** Synopsis: [[Exactly What It Says Onon the Tin|Cloud mows the lawn]] with Tifa watching him. She gets so engrossed in watching him that she craps on the floor. Then he comes in and [[Conveniently -Common Kink|discovers that he likes scat, too]]. [[Coitus Ensues|Sex ensues.]]

** Comments: Possibly the most dramatic case of a [[Non -Indicative Name]] in the history of fanfic: the fic ''starts'' with Cloud mowing the lawn but progresses in such a way that the reader wishes it had stayed there. Cloud simply mowing the lawn would have been boring as hell, but it wouldn't have been ''Cloud Mows the Lawn'' - and this would have been a good thing. This isn't just included for the [[Squick]]; it's poorly written, and the set-up could hardly be more illogical and contrived. Who takes a dump while watching their lover mow the lawn and thereby discovers a scat fetish?

*** The crazy thing is, it doesn't even promote scat well! It almost looks like a satire of scat porn... as if that needed to be satirized. Seriously, "Gassy poo"? And it's a twenty-year-old woman in the story saying it! [[Flat What|What.]]

* '''[https://web.archive.org/web/20120419034859/http://www.tuxedojack.com/godawful/nauseating/greatredserpent/cmunir.txt The Coming of Munihausen]''', by The Great Red Serpent (explicit sex, [[Gorn]], [[Canon Defilement]], [[Character Derailment]], [[Naughty Tentacles]]. necrophilia, bad writing, more rape than you can shake a stick at, [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|crossover]])

** Pairings: [[Thirty -Sue Pileup|Thirty Stu Pileup]]/all of the Senshi

** Comments: This fic is a crossover between [[Sailor Moon]] and [[Urotsukidoji]] (aka "Legend of the Overfiend"). In case that isn't bad enough: Throughout the entire fic, the Senshi are raped in every possible way by a horde of [[Marty Stu]] [[Naughty Tentacles|tentacle demons]] who are almost always conveniently immune to the Senshi's attacks. Even Mamoru doesn't get off scot-free -- he is raped by a couple of rednecks. When not getting raped, the Senshi are practically throwing themselves at the [[Author Avatar]] and his [[Marty Stu]] friends - one of whom has ''healing necrophiliac sex'' with Sailor Pluto's corpse. [[IKEA Erotica]] all around - sometimes literally, like when Usagi uses a bedpost as a dildo. [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|Finally,]] the author claims to be Lakota, but his Lakota is off; and people speak it reflexively even though both of the series this fic is tied to are set in Japan (Gratuitous Lakota, now that's a new one).

* '''[https://web.archive.org/web/20141211015215/http://www.lemmykoopa.com/lksection.php?ThisSection=26&Submission=713&Letter=L&back=LordSeth *Currently Unnamed* ]''' ([[Self -Insert Fic]], [[Dark Fic]], character death, crossover) NOTE: link leads to a superior [[MST]] of it.

** Fandom: [[Super Mario Bros.]], with some [[Pokémon]] and a dash of [[Star Wars]].

* '''[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/01/fan_fiction_friday_wolverine_cyclops_and_jean_grey.php Day Of Reckoning]''' ([[Gorn]], [[Character Derailment]], Character Death, [[Rape Asas Drama]], [[You Fail Biology Forever]], ''''[[I'm a Humanitarian|CANNIBALISM]]''''' (Note: Link leads to superior [[MST]] at [[Topless Robot]])

** Fandom: [[X -Men]]

** Synopsis: ''WATCH'' Jean have mindless sex with Wolverine, complete with [[Gratuitous French]]! ''SEE'' [[Rouge Angles of Satin|Scoot]] [[You Make Me Sic|[sic]]] [[High Octane Nightmare Fuel|RAPE]] Jean, ''[[Character Derailment|the most powerful]] [[Chickification|psychic in the series]]'' while ''[[Body Horror|BURNING HER ALIVE]]''! ''[[Narm|BALK as Cyclops']] ''[[You Fail Biology Forever|SEVERED HEAD PASSES OUT.]]'' Oh, and [[It Gets Worse|Wolverine]] [[Wall Banger|eats Jean for having Cyclops' kid.]] [[Kill 'Em All|And they all die.]]

* '''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5469971/1/ Defying Destiny]''' ([[Relationship Sue]], [[Jerk Sue]], [[Character Derailment]] (And HOW), [[Bad Writing]], [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|immense overuse of the word "strutted".]])

** Comments: This particular author went on a rant fest on other Sue writers fics about how their work was "insulting to a proper writer like [herself]" and used her story as an example of [[What an Idiot!|good writing]]. Enough said.

* '''[[Desert Fortress (Fanfic)|Desert Fortress]]''' ([[No Yay]], [[Mister Seahorse]], [[Squick]], Yaoi, [[Sick and Wrong]])

** Comments: Just look at the first chapter. It's simply an index of what kind of sex occurs in each chapter. One of them was "M/M/F/F, F/F, anal, oral, toys, femslash while guys perform anal on them". And there's tons of bestiality. [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|And there's a talking Bidoof.]]

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